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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm in need of a serious hangover cure!
Any suggestions?  "
Ice cold water in a bucket, stir it with your cock, preferably with your balls dangling in as well.
5 shots of tequila and a worm.
5 Giant chocolate buttons please
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"That wont help my chocolate addiction!! xCouse it will you give ME the chocolate!
haha...i see...i would have to see you everyday with my stash!!"
Now you are either very needy or very sneaky.
10 more giant chocolate buttons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need my hubby but he cant get home tonight. how many buttons do you need to sort me? Too many i fear....virtual hugs in the shape of chocolate buttons being sent to you. xxxx"
Thanks for that feeling a bit better now.  |
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"Just found out me bum has a hole in it....counsel me please....
TaOohhhh a toughie,try not to talk out of it?
5 Giant chocolate buttons please.
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Bit steep...I'll pay this time...but prob gonna get another counsellor....
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Just found out me bum has a hole in it....counsel me please....
TaOohhhh a toughie,try not to talk out of it?
5 Giant chocolate buttons please.
Bit steep...I'll pay this time...but prob gonna get another counsellor....
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You havent taken my advice...no payment needed. |
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"Just found out me bum has a hole in it....counsel me please....
TaOohhhh a toughie,try not to talk out of it?
5 Giant chocolate buttons please.
Bit steep...I'll pay this time...but prob gonna get another counsellor....
You havent taken my advice...no payment needed."
Funny.... |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Just found out me bum has a hole in it....counsel me please....
TaOohhhh a toughie,try not to talk out of it?
5 Giant chocolate buttons please.
Bit steep...I'll pay this time...but prob gonna get another counsellor....
You havent taken my advice...no payment needed.
Funny...."
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm in desperate need of a sausage roll
King size bag in it, if you can cure my woe "
Wrap some pastry round hubbys cock and stick it in the oven , failing that, get hubby to be first in the queue at Greggs tomorrow.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm in desperate need of a sausage roll
King size bag in it, if you can cure my woe Wrap some pastry round hubbys cock and stick it in the oven , failing that, get hubby to be first in the queue at Greggs tomorrow.... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm about to start a " will you fuck me thread" is that needy enough?
We know you're not joking.....
Van you afford. That many chocolate buttons... "
Sorry I should of said I'm about to start another will you fuck me thread |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Dear Femme,
I am officially not babysitting now so why is it like Piccadilly Circus here with kids needing Lego and gadgets? I need help in telling them to stay at their sleepovers!
Plus, new sheer stockings and a jumping puppy do not mix. What can I do?
LS
p.s is payment in Montezuma giant chocolate buttons or just the ones that come in a purple bag? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shall take payment for any counselling sessions in chocolate buttons. Depending on how needy you are.... "
Wuld they be big buttons or Galaxy buttons or .........I ahve just ejaculated.........buttons! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I shall take payment for any counselling sessions in chocolate buttons. Depending on how needy you are.... Wuld they be big buttons or Galaxy buttons or .........I ahve just ejaculated.........buttons!"
Galaxy don't make buttons, they have Counters! This is important stuff, get your facts straight. |
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"I shall take payment for any counselling sessions in chocolate buttons. Depending on how needy you are.... Wuld they be big buttons or Galaxy buttons or .........I ahve just ejaculated.........buttons!
Galaxy don't make buttons, they have Counters! This is important stuff, get your facts straight."
As a confirmed chocoholic I hang my head in shame and heads for the hidden stash of Wispa bars..........  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Dear Femme,
I am officially not babysitting now so why is it like Piccadilly Circus here with kids needing Lego and gadgets? I need help in telling them to stay at their sleepovers!
Plus, new sheer stockings and a jumping puppy do not mix. What can I do?
LS
p.s is payment in Montezuma giant chocolate buttons or just the ones that come in a purple bag?"
You say you have lots of tidying up for them to do, and they have to clean puppy poo up...dont wear stockings near puppy, use ones already ruined to make a chew toy for said puppy dog, and you are right, Galaxy make Counters.
10 giant chocolate buttons of your choice please. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Dear Femme,
I am officially not babysitting now so why is it like Piccadilly Circus here with kids needing Lego and gadgets? I need help in telling them to stay at their sleepovers!
Plus, new sheer stockings and a jumping puppy do not mix. What can I do?
LS
p.s is payment in Montezuma giant chocolate buttons or just the ones that come in a purple bag?You say you have lots of tidying up for them to do, and they have to clean puppy poo up...dont wear stockings near puppy, use ones already ruined to make a chew toy for said puppy dog, and you are right, Galaxy make Counters.
10 giant chocolate buttons of your choice please. "
Thank you. Have a full bag of the purple packaged ones - they're on special offer.
As far as I know kids now all in bed but still on phone standby in case they call. |
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"Just found out me bum has a hole in it....counsel me please....
TaOohhhh a toughie,try not to talk out of it?
5 Giant chocolate buttons please.
Bit steep...I'll pay this time...but prob gonna get another counsellor....
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New counsellor may well wish to see said hole then shaft you in it in lieu of chocolate buttons   |
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