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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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I just had a fit of about 8 sneezes in a row.
I love the tingling and teasing sensation of a sneeze, but after so many you begin to feel it on the ribs starting to hurt.
Sometimes the bastard will deny your sneeze after all that teasing.
Is a sneeze just a cruel dom?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn't 7 sneezes on the bounce the same as an orgasm ?
That’s dwarves.
I've a snow white costume somewhere "
Very quick to volunteer that information.
But also, why?? |
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over a year ago
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"Every time you sneeze a fairy dies.
Do you know my old teacher? I’ve spent years trying to get over her telling me that! x
Viv x
Ooops  "
That’s me reliving my guilt, all over again…hayfever and fairies are a recipe for disaster…oh well, at least I stopped pointing at rainbows, so can’t be blamed for them disappearing anymore…haha xx |
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"Every time you sneeze a fairy dies.
That's so not true!
Every time you sneeze and someone says "bless you" and you reply "thank you" a fairy dies.
Just nod your head and all is well  "
Nope.
That’s just what people tell you so you don’t feel bad for being a fairy serial killer. |
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"Every time you sneeze a fairy dies.
That's so not true!
Every time you sneeze and someone says "bless you" and you reply "thank you" a fairy dies.
Just nod your head and all is well "
What if you say “bless me” when you sneeze? My sister is always saying it. Is she killing fairies, or saving them, as she doesn’t have to thank anyone if she blesses herself.
I’m so confused! xx |
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"What if you say “bless me” when you sneeze? My sister is always saying it. Is she killing fairies, or saving them, as she doesn’t have to thank anyone if she blesses herself.
I’m so confused! xx"
I don't know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What if you say “bless me” when you sneeze? My sister is always saying it. Is she killing fairies, or saving them, as she doesn’t have to thank anyone if she blesses herself.
I’m so confused! xx
I don't know "
I’m just never sneezing again! That way I won’t have to deal with the potential guilt. Unless I’m really clever, and rename sneezes, as technically I won’t be sneezing then…I’ll be doing something else… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Try sneezing and farting at the same time 
I heard that can make you implode  "
Omg!! It gets worse!! What if you suffer from hay fever, allergies and IBS!! xx |
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"Try sneezing and farting at the same time
I heard that can make you implode
Omg!! It gets worse!! What if you suffer from hay fever, allergies and IBS!! xx"
Then you shit yourself and the fairies die. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Try sneezing and farting at the same time
I heard that can make you implode
Omg!! It gets worse!! What if you suffer from hay fever, allergies and IBS!! xx"
Then you spontaneously combust |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try sneezing and farting at the same time
I heard that can make you implode
Omg!! It gets worse!! What if you suffer from hay fever, allergies and IBS!! xx
Then you shit yourself and the fairies die."
So I create a mess all around then really? I’m just a smelly fairy killer xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Try sneezing and farting at the same time
I heard that can make you implode
Omg!! It gets worse!! What if you suffer from hay fever, allergies and IBS!! xx
Then you spontaneously combust"
Does that result in damage to your shoes? I’d really hate to destroy a gorgeous pair of heels as well as myself and fairies xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Try sneezing and farting at the same time
I heard that can make you implode
Omg!! It gets worse!! What if you suffer from hay fever, allergies and IBS!! xx
Then you spontaneously combust
Does that result in damage to your shoes? I’d really hate to destroy a gorgeous pair of heels as well as myself and fairies xx "
Your shoes might get a little bit of dust and ashes on them but that will be it I think
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Try sneezing and farting at the same time
I heard that can make you implode
Omg!! It gets worse!! What if you suffer from hay fever, allergies and IBS!! xx
Then you spontaneously combust
Does that result in damage to your shoes? I’d really hate to destroy a gorgeous pair of heels as well as myself and fairies xx
Your shoes might get a little bit of dust and ashes on them but that will be it I think
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That’s ok then. As long as they survive, I can spontaneously combust, a happy woman. Thanks for reassuring me xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every time you sneeze a fairy dies.
That's so not true!
Every time you sneeze and someone says "bless you" and you reply "thank you" a fairy dies.
Just nod your head and all is well
What if you say “bless me” when you sneeze? My sister is always saying it. Is she killing fairies, or saving them, as she doesn’t have to thank anyone if she blesses herself.
I’m so confused! xx"
I got told off recently for saying bless me. Apparently I cannot bless myself, I need to wait for someone to do it for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn't 7 sneezes on the bounce the same as an orgasm ?
That’s dwarves.
I've a snow white costume somewhere
Very quick to volunteer that information.
But also, why??"
Please dont kink shame. |
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Apparently if you sneeze 8 times in succession it equals an orgasm????
I have hayfever and my record was 47 on the trot and afterwards I felt completely and utterly fucked so I guess there's an element of truth in the old adage |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Travelling |
"Every time you sneeze a fairy dies.
That's so not true!
Every time you sneeze and someone says "bless you" and you reply "thank you" a fairy dies.
Just nod your head and all is well
What if you say “bless me” when you sneeze? My sister is always saying it. Is she killing fairies, or saving them, as she doesn’t have to thank anyone if she blesses herself.
I’m so confused! xx
I got told off recently for saying bless me. Apparently I cannot bless myself, I need to wait for someone to do it for me "
Belated bless you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn't 7 sneezes on the bounce the same as an orgasm ?
That’s dwarves.
I've a snow white costume somewhere
Very quick to volunteer that information.
But also, why??
Please dont kink shame. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try sneezing and farting at the same time
I heard that can make you implode
Omg!! It gets worse!! What if you suffer from hay fever, allergies and IBS!! xx
Then you shit yourself and the fairies die.
So I create a mess all around then really? I’m just a smelly fairy killer xx "
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