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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Anyone want to hear me cum like a gazzoo whilst on the phone licking my imiginary girlfriends sisters knickers whilst telling me if you want to fuck me or not? "
If you squeak like a chipmunk at the vinegar strokes then I'm all yours! |
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"Does it need to be right now???? Or can you gimme 20 mins to charge my phone 
20 minutes? Feck. I'll have finished by then and be wiping my cock with Swarfiga  "
Oh well.... I'll wait for the next thread. I'm sure someone else will be along with a simlar offer soon  |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Does it need to be right now???? Or can you gimme 20 mins to charge my phone
20 minutes? Feck. I'll have finished by then and be wiping my cock with Swarfiga "
...the lead guitarist to be precise  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone want to hear me cum like a gazzoo whilst on the phone licking my imiginary girlfriends sisters knickers whilst telling me if you want to fuck me or not? "
Am I to late? |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Anyone want to hear me cum like a gazzoo whilst on the phone licking my imiginary girlfriends sisters knickers whilst telling me if you want to fuck me or not?
Am I to late?"
I might be pursuaded to do a repeat performance if I can unblock my gazzoo in time... |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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"OMG.... Cant even post a tongue in cheek forum post these days.
Just had 7 mails from guys wanting to wank over the phone for me in 20 mins....  "
Er, sorry about that. They are all my alternate profiles and I got carried away |
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"Anyone want to hear me cum like a gazzoo whilst on the phone licking my imiginary girlfriends sisters knickers whilst telling me if you want to fuck me or not? "
For a minute I thought you ment an ex England Geordie footballer, with issues.
Was going to say 'No Thanks' but instead, Yes I would aboslutley love that, thank you.
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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"Have you cum yet or am I still in with a chance? "
Keep up love
I've been playing 'Looney Tunes' for over two hours now with my cock. Time for the Grande Finale... watch out in the orchestra pit... |
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