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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We've had dad jokes many times how about we have some naughty jokes

I'll start

I entered a blind folded masturbation competition....I have no idea where I came

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Did you hear about the visually impaired prostitute.

You’ve got to hand it to her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call an elephant crossed with a rhino.. elephino

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wants round peachy and full off spunk

My ass

Run and hide duck for cover

It’s only a joke people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What does the horny frog say?

Rub it

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By *evils PuddingCouple over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"Wants round peachy and full off spunk

My ass

Run and hide duck for cover

It’s only a joke people "

The joke is you saying it's a joke

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By *undayTarkaMan over a year ago

South West and North West

What's the difference between the Jews and Harry Potter?

Harry made it out of the chamber alive.

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By *a_fun_30_coupleCouple over a year ago

Liverpool

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He accidentally bought a warehouse

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By *izzy69Man over a year ago

London

"What's the difference between the Jews and Harry Potter?

Harry made it out of the chamber alive."

Oooh dodgy!

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By *izzy69Man over a year ago

London

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He accidentally bought a warehouse "

That's a good one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wants round peachy and full off spunk

My ass

Run and hide duck for cover

It’s only a joke people

The joke is you saying it's a joke

Ha ha emmm no comment on that one

ha ha emmm maybe emmm ok I going to shut up now before I dig this hole anymore ha ha

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By *evils PuddingCouple over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"Wants round peachy and full off spunk

My ass

Run and hide duck for cover

It’s only a joke people

The joke is you saying it's a joke

Ha ha emmm no comment on that one

ha ha emmm maybe emmm ok I going to shut up now before I dig this hole anymore ha ha

If you keep digging your hole you'll need someone to fill it in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wants round peachy and full off spunk

My ass

Run and hide duck for cover

It’s only a joke people

The joke is you saying it's a joke

Ha ha emmm no comment on that one

ha ha emmm maybe emmm ok I going to shut up now before I dig this hole anymore ha ha

If you keep digging your hole you'll need someone to fill it in

Ha ha now there’s a good idear ha ha

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By *izzy69Man over a year ago

London

A guy set up a new business as a publican. They day he bought his pub, he and his mrs were looking it over to see what needed setting up. In the excitement his wife spread her self on the countertop and said "oh I am so horny right now from the excitement. Come here and eat my cunt"

The guy says "no luv I can't. I don't have a licker licence yet"

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By *errocaWoman over a year ago

Shropshire

"What's the difference between the Jews and Harry Potter?

Harry made it out of the chamber alive."

Savage

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I arrived at my premature ejaculaters support group this afternoon..

Turns out it's tomorrow.

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By *inkyRebelMan over a year ago

Swindon

What do you call a Russian prostitute...

Onya backyabitch

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

Why did the spunk cross the road?

Because I put the wrong socks on

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By *elpful and caringMan over a year ago

Scarborough

Did you hear the story about the Homosexual Cowboy.

He rode into Town and shot up the Sheriff.

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By *for2Man over a year ago

Bristol

A family arrives at a hotel. The father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled" The desk clerk replies "No, it's just normal porn you sick bastard"

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By *izzy69Man over a year ago

London

I can't get enough of this one. Makes me titter every single time.

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By *istalloverCouple over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Gary Glitter goes into the florists

Can I have some of those flowers over there please

Orchids

No just the flowers