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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is it about a bum? Whether it's a ladies or gentleman's bum, what do you look for? What shape turns you on? How does it make you feel? Do you want to bite it, slap it or perhaps something else? Your considered thoughts please ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like to study it, bite it, slap it and then do whatever I'm asked to do to it after that.
*Disclaimer: Only do any of the above if A) I've been told that they like it beforehand or B) They've told me to do it right now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like to study it, bite it, slap it and then do whatever I'm asked to do to it after that.
*Disclaimer: Only do any of the above if A) I've been told that they like it beforehand or B) They've told me to do it right now "
All good advice ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her ladyship told me earlier that mine is like a blancmange - then tried to convince me that this is a good thing as she likes blancmange. I pointed out that I like dumplings but I'm quite sure she wouldn't appreciate being likened to one.
I'm offended.
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"Her ladyship told me earlier that mine is like a blancmange - then tried to convince me that this is a good thing as she likes blancmange. I pointed out that I like dumplings but I'm quite sure she wouldn't appreciate being likened to one.
I'm offended.
Mr"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Her ladyship told me earlier that mine is like a blancmange - then tried to convince me that this is a good thing as she likes blancmange. I pointed out that I like dumplings but I'm quite sure she wouldn't appreciate being likened to one.
I'm offended.
Mr"
Thank you for making us laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Her ladyship told me earlier that mine is like a blancmange - then tried to convince me that this is a good thing as she likes blancmange. I pointed out that I like dumplings but I'm quite sure she wouldn't appreciate being likened to one.
I'm offended.
Mr
Thank you for making us laugh "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a big juicy round butt with good creases and lots of jiggle. I like a man with a big butt too."
I like her butt^, filled with chocolate milkshake with a straw poked in it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like a big juicy round butt with good creases and lots of jiggle. I like a man with a big butt too.
I like her butt^, filled with chocolate milkshake with a straw poked in it "
Hey Presto! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like a big juicy round butt with good creases and lots of jiggle. I like a man with a big butt too.
I like her butt^, filled with chocolate milkshake with a straw poked in it
Hey Presto!"
Hey beautiful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Arsehole has to be gaping enough so that if they do a hand stand and I drop a malteser in then it’ll fall right through and out of their mouth.
Not interested otherwise. |
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"Arsehole has to be gaping enough so that if they do a hand stand and I drop a malteser in then it’ll fall right through and out of their mouth.
Not interested otherwise. "
I bet an orange can fall right through you |
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"Arsehole has to be gaping enough so that if they do a hand stand and I drop a malteser in then it’ll fall right through and out of their mouth.
Not interested otherwise.
I bet an orange can fall right through you"
chocolate orange.
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