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"Back by request. Room 101 styleeeee. I have a mahoooosive bucket here where things will disappear forever. Tell me what you want rid of forever and I may allow it in my bucket. Be nice! No people allowed in my bucket. Yes the war in Ukraine is the first thing to go in my bucket! " Electric Scooters please, Nora. | |||
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"Can well pull things out of the bucket that we're put in? " Why is there always one! ![]() | |||
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"Back by request. Room 101 styleeeee. I have a mahoooosive bucket here where things will disappear forever. Tell me what you want rid of forever and I may allow it in my bucket. Be nice! No people allowed in my bucket. Yes the war in Ukraine is the first thing to go in my bucket! Electric Scooters please, Nora." Approved! ![]() | |||
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"Mayo! Get rid of that shit, kill it with fire ![]() Declined! | |||
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"Well I wasn’t expecting that! Can I put my lime green shell suit in your bucket please ![]() Once you’ve posed, taken a pic and posted it on Fab I shall approve ![]() | |||
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"Can well pull things out of the bucket that we're put in? Why is there always one! ![]() Well some things may be trapped in there that got lost | |||
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"Can well pull things out of the bucket that we're put in? Why is there always one! ![]() Yes but it doesn’t matter coz they’re gone forever once approved ![]() | |||
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"Well I wasn’t expecting that! Can I put my lime green shell suit in your bucket please ![]() ![]() I’ll take that as declined ![]() | |||
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"The cleek but we soon be bin them come summer when a lot find out that they on a no list ha ha fun summer " I don’t know what that is ![]() | |||
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"Well I wasn’t expecting that! Can I put my lime green shell suit in your bucket please ![]() ![]() ![]() Nooooo we want to see now ![]() | |||
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"The cleek but we soon be bin them come summer when a lot find out that they on a no list ha ha fun summer I don’t know what that is ![]() like a sed fun summer when I turn up to a club and some find out I am not interested in them when they cleek isn’t around | |||
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"The cleek but we soon be bin them come summer when a lot find out that they on a no list ha ha fun summer I don’t know what that is ![]() Clique? | |||
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"The cleek but we soon be bin them come summer when a lot find out that they on a no list ha ha fun summer I don’t know what that is ![]() Ahhh. Ok. Approved ![]() | |||
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"Can well pull things out of the bucket that we're put in? Why is there always one! ![]() ![]() Ohhhhhh right! ![]() | |||
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"Women that dislike beards. Get yourself in! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"People that don’t like to take off their backpacks on the tube and take up more space. Thank you " Seconded. Those buggers are bastards the lot of them. | |||
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"Nonspecific people Nora Just the cuntish ones please ![]() Hahaha. No people! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well I wasn’t expecting that! Can I put my lime green shell suit in your bucket please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Damn you and your bucket Nora! I’ll see if it still fits ![]() | |||
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"People that don’t like to take off their backpacks on the tube and take up more space. Thank you " Approved! ![]() | |||
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"Any more articles banging on about distance and masks can we just please move on " Approved ![]() ![]() | |||
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"People that don’t like to take off their backpacks on the tube and take up more space. Thank you Seconded. Those buggers are bastards the lot of them." Um disagree... its the perfect way to stop that slimy bugger standing right behind me ![]() | |||
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"I’d like to select my nob to put in your big bucket please nora ![]() You’ll never see it again though! | |||
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"Work Stress Also twatish bosses ![]() Approved ![]() | |||
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"Can well pull things out of the bucket that we're put in? Why is there always one! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"People that don’t like to take off their backpacks on the tube and take up more space. Thank you Seconded. Those buggers are bastards the lot of them. Um disagree... its the perfect way to stop that slimy bugger standing right behind me ![]() You've clearly never got a body part trapped in a closing door cause of a c**t with a backpack. ![]() | |||
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"People that don’t like to take off their backpacks on the tube and take up more space. Thank you Seconded. Those buggers are bastards the lot of them. Um disagree... its the perfect way to stop that slimy bugger standing right behind me ![]() ![]() Oh no! Which body part?! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’d like to select my nob to put in your big bucket please nora ![]() I’ve put on weight so I can’t as it is anyway! ![]() | |||
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"Nonspecific people Nora Just the cuntish ones please ![]() ![]() ![]() Dammit ![]() ![]() | |||
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"People that don’t like to take off their backpacks on the tube and take up more space. Thank you Seconded. Those buggers are bastards the lot of them. Um disagree... its the perfect way to stop that slimy bugger standing right behind me ![]() ![]() Nope because I'm normally that c**t ![]() | |||
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"PMT please Nora, I either want to seriously injure people or cry and decide which one at the moment. And I want to eat my body worth in chocolate grr " Oh yes approved ![]() | |||
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"People that don’t like to take off their backpacks on the tube and take up more space. Thank you Seconded. Those buggers are bastards the lot of them. Um disagree... its the perfect way to stop that slimy bugger standing right behind me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Head and foot before now. Pick an end, any end. | |||
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"Got another one people who say they none jumental but exuled people from things because they are the biggest jumental people on here " Approved ![]() | |||
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"Mayor of London and his incompetent clowns" Meant to say no politics. Sorry ![]() | |||
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"Slugs please! Give me the jeebies. " Oh god yes. Approved! ![]() | |||
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"People that don’t like to take off their backpacks on the tube and take up more space. Thank you Seconded. Those buggers are bastards the lot of them. Um disagree... its the perfect way to stop that slimy bugger standing right behind me ![]() ![]() ![]() Hmmm, you can go off people you know... ![]() | |||
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"Dear Nora im aware that your bucket is legendary would it please accept hummus and avocados ![]() Declined! ![]() | |||
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"Lip fillers and and all pointless crap that perfectly great looking ladies don't need. " Declined as it can make people feel better about themselves ![]() | |||
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"Hi nora, can i stick covid in ur bucket please and daytime television ![]() ![]() Oh yes to both! ![]() | |||
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"Threads that get more replies than my own threads! " Declined ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Threads that get more replies than my own threads! Declined ![]() ![]() This is bullshit! | |||
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"……. Fuck boys?!! Please Nora, eliminate them cos I can’t deal any longer …. ![]() Declined because I believe you secretly love them ![]() | |||
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"Dear Nora im aware that your bucket is legendary would it please accept hummus and avocados ![]() ![]() I demand a cross party inquiry | |||
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"Lip fillers and and all pointless crap that perfectly great looking ladies don't need. Declined as it can make people feel better about themselves ![]() But also pressure people into thinking they need it when they don't and the results can be devastating. | |||
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"Disney filters… stop with the cartoon faces!!! " You know my answer to that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lip fillers and and all pointless crap that perfectly great looking ladies don't need. Declined as it can make people feel better about themselves ![]() Toughie as a good friend of mine has it done but doesn’t go overboard and is a lot more confident because of it. Think it’s still decline sorry ![]() | |||
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"The forum clique ![]() ![]() No people ![]() | |||
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"……. Fuck boys?!! Please Nora, eliminate them cos I can’t deal any longer …. ![]() ![]() Why Nora why :’( | |||
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"Credit cards" Declined as you cannot hire a car in Spain without one. Sorry ![]() | |||
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"People who ignore when i do comical songs on there threads ![]() I was praying she'd parody the next verse. ![]() | |||
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"……. Fuck boys?!! Please Nora, eliminate them cos I can’t deal any longer …. ![]() ![]() Don't you listen to Nora! She is d*unk with power over her control of the bucket. | |||
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"People who ignore when i do comical songs on there threads ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"……. Fuck boys?!! Please Nora, eliminate them cos I can’t deal any longer …. ![]() ![]() She loves the fuck boys! | |||
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"The forum clique ![]() ![]() ![]() AHH but as the clique isn't actually real it's more of a myth than actual people, besides non of us are real anyway just bots in the matrix. | |||
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"People that don't use please and thank you" Approved ![]() | |||
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"……. Fuck boys?!! Please Nora, eliminate them cos I can’t deal any longer …. ![]() ![]() But if they didn't exist she wouldn't have a choice. | |||
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"Sorry.. Didn't read the no people bit.. Hmmm I'll say carling.. Please put that piss of a drink in your bucket " Never had it but I’ll approve as I had to decline your last one and all lager could go in the bucket as far as I’m concerned ![]() | |||
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"The shell suit fits so I’m keeping it. I now want to put brown sandals with black socks in your bucket please " No brainer! Approved ![]() | |||
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"……. Fuck boys?!! Please Nora, eliminate them cos I can’t deal any longer …. ![]() ![]() Why do you have to be so annoying, logical And sensible?! ![]() | |||
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"Bruno" We don't talk about Bruno!!!! | |||
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"Bruno" Shhh! We don't talk about him. | |||
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"Bruno" Frank? Mars? | |||
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"Judgment Small minded minority Tooth pain ![]() No people. Other two approved ![]() | |||
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"Bruno We don't talk about Bruno!!!!" Snap! ![]() | |||
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"Bruno Frank? Mars? " Brooks | |||
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"The forum clique ![]() ![]() ![]() Actually true. Approved ![]() | |||
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"Nasal hair. Bastard stuff. Tougher than wire I tell you." Haha. Approved ![]() | |||
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"……. Fuck boys?!! Please Nora, eliminate them cos I can’t deal any longer …. ![]() ![]() ![]() Only one of those things I take pride in! The other 2 I'm happy with just being ![]() | |||
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"I'd like to put life in the bucket right now ![]() Declined! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nasal hair. Bastard stuff. Tougher than wire I tell you. Haha. Approved ![]() Cheers Nora x | |||
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"The sock monster. " Approved! Was talking about him earlier! ![]() | |||
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"Mayor of London and his incompetent clowns Meant to say no politics. Sorry ![]() In that case rude people that never say thank you if a door is held or you keep the lift for them | |||
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"How about distances" Definitely! Approved ![]() | |||
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"Mayor of London and his incompetent clowns Meant to say no politics. Sorry ![]() No people ![]() ![]() | |||
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"How about distances" Metric or imperial? | |||
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"Oh! And pussy trolls ![]() What’s a pussy troll? | |||
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"People who ignore when i do comical songs on there threads ![]() ![]() ![]() you did 3 after it stop using that southern blag you learned ![]() | |||
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"This is a random one, but my Saniflo toilet system! Lots of Edinburgh flats have one, as the plumbing isn’t great in these old buildings, and they are a fucking nightmare! Mine has broken - yet again - and I’m gonna have to call the guy out at great expense. It’ll be something teeny like a toothpaste lid that has made it grind to a halt. Sorry for the rant! However macerator toilets of any description belong in your bucket!" I'm seeing many plumbers offering you a service here ![]() | |||
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"All noras knickers and pants so shes no choice but to flash her ladybum" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"This is a random one, but my Saniflo toilet system! Lots of Edinburgh flats have one, as the plumbing isn’t great in these old buildings, and they are a fucking nightmare! Mine has broken - yet again - and I’m gonna have to call the guy out at great expense. It’ll be something teeny like a toothpaste lid that has made it grind to a halt. Sorry for the rant! However macerator toilets of any description belong in your bucket!" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"All noras knickers and pants so shes no choice but to flash her ladybum" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"All noras knickers and pants so shes no choice but to flash her ladybum ![]() ![]() Inevitable. ![]() | |||
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"All noras knickers and pants so shes no choice but to flash her ladybum ![]() ![]() cheers nora ![]() | |||
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"All noras knickers and pants so shes no choice but to flash her ladybum ![]() ![]() I appeal! Who's with me? ![]() | |||
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"Public hair ![]() Pubic? | |||
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"All noras knickers and pants so shes no choice but to flash her ladybum ![]() ![]() ![]() D*unk with power! I tell you | |||
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"All noras knickers and pants so shes no choice but to flash her ladybum ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"This is a random one, but my Saniflo toilet system! Lots of Edinburgh flats have one, as the plumbing isn’t great in these old buildings, and they are a fucking nightmare! Mine has broken - yet again - and I’m gonna have to call the guy out at great expense. It’ll be something teeny like a toothpaste lid that has made it grind to a halt. Sorry for the rant! However macerator toilets of any description belong in your bucket! I'm seeing many plumbers offering you a service here ![]() Oh, normal plumbers generally won’t touch them with a barge pole. However the last engineer guy didn’t charge me, so that was really nice ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Celery. A salad ingredient that exists without any useful purpose." No! I like to dip it in hummus which I also declined! ![]() | |||
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"Public hair ![]() Toupee's left on benches I recon | |||
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"This is a random one, but my Saniflo toilet system! Lots of Edinburgh flats have one, as the plumbing isn’t great in these old buildings, and they are a fucking nightmare! Mine has broken - yet again - and I’m gonna have to call the guy out at great expense. It’ll be something teeny like a toothpaste lid that has made it grind to a halt. Sorry for the rant! However macerator toilets of any description belong in your bucket! ![]() ![]() Phe-eww! Thank you! ![]() | |||
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"Ironing. Has this been added yet? Please, pretty please can it go in?" Approved! ![]() | |||
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"Public hair ![]() Yeah ![]() | |||
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"Buffering. " Approved ![]() | |||
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"Public hair ![]() ![]() Although I would agree. Id better not as some people love it. Declined sorry ![]() | |||
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"Jaffa cakes... To be controversial! " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Covid?" Already in ![]() | |||
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"Celery. A salad ingredient that exists without any useful purpose." It's a mire pois ingredient, one third of the foundation of all slow cooked foods. Doesn't belong near salads and can't go in the bucket. Life without bolognese might kill me. | |||
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"Public hair ![]() ![]() ![]() What about public hair? | |||
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"Jaffa cakes... To be controversial! " Approved! ![]() | |||
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"Jaffa cakes... To be controversial! Approved! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jaffa cakes... To be controversial! ![]() ![]() I like them. I like grenades more | |||
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"Covid? Already in ![]() Missed that one.. How about money? | |||
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"Tummy bugs + the inability of 3 year olds to vocalise when they're about to be sick. And all the extra laundry this creates. " Awwww ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Covid? Already in ![]() Money? Declined. ![]() | |||
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"Jaffa cakes... To be controversial! " Seconded. Thirded And forthed | |||
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"Jaffa cakes... To be controversial! Approved! ![]() I like you even more now ![]() | |||
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"Manchester City and Liverpool (football team or city, take your pick) ![]() Can Liverpool stay out of the bucket if we kick Lacey out of the city? | |||
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"Manchester City and Liverpool (football team or city, take your pick) ![]() Oh hell yes and add Leeds! Approved! ![]() | |||
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"Manchester City and Liverpool (football team or city, take your pick) ![]() What did I do!? | |||
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"Public hair ![]() ![]() ![]() Now you’re just being silly. People would all be bald ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jaffa cakes... To be controversial! Approved! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Manchester City and Liverpool (football team or city, take your pick) ![]() I assumed you were the reason! No other valid reason to bucket Liverpool! | |||
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"Public hair ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Think of all the crimes unsolved without public hair ![]() | |||
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"Manchester City and Liverpool (football team or city, take your pick) ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Mayo! Get rid of that shit, kill it with fire ![]() And this is one of the reasons you’re my favourite Nora! ![]() | |||
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"Jaffa cakes... To be controversial! Seconded. Thirded And forthed " Ahha... knew it ...I reckon you'd be out voted! ... jaffa cake lovers outnumber the haters ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I put Nora's opinion on Mayo in the bucket!" No! Declined ![]() | |||
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"Jaffa cakes... To be controversial! Approved! ![]() I want an appeal Disgusting to others Lovely to other people Jaffa hatist ![]() | |||
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"Mayo! Get rid of that shit, kill it with fire ![]() ![]() I couldn’t survive without Mayo! | |||
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"Could I request polyester clothing goes in the bucket please Nora? Because I is a lady of a certain age and I sweat like a horse in it ![]() Hahaha. But what about the youngsters. I’ll Have to decline ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Reality TV." Approved! All of it! ![]() | |||
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"Manchester City and Liverpool (football team or city, take your pick) ![]() ![]() Fine you can stay. But you have to come in the bucket too... That sounds wrong ![]() | |||
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