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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooo god what am I posting here open my self up for it but Ok take your shots ha ha
Wouldn’t say liked but I mean have done rookie mistake woke up in someone’s bed from a one night stand to find them crusty didn’t have a spare pair
Dress was to small to go without Things would have poped out it so just emmm had to put up with it till I got home  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"like wearing knickers with day old dried spunk in them cause you like the crust tickling your fanny as you go about your business
Have you been hacked?!  "
She’s been Rexed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you not just let it build up on the sheets so you get a full body exfoliation? It's like making your own pumice stone  "
Ooh I like your thinking, I might need a few more men though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do this often to be honest. If I'm making stew I take them off, give them a sniff and if they're smelling extra fragrant I put them into the pot and leave them simmer for 10 minutes. And then my partner and I have a bowl of stew and it is like an erection pill, gives us instant boners and wet vaginas. I'd highly recommend. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do this often to be honest. If I'm making stew I take them off, give them a sniff and if they're smelling extra fragrant I put them into the pot and leave them simmer for 10 minutes. And then my partner and I have a bowl of stew and it is like an erection pill, gives us instant boners and wet vaginas. I'd highly recommend. "
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"I do this often to be honest. If I'm making stew I take them off, give them a sniff and if they're smelling extra fragrant I put them into the pot and leave them simmer for 10 minutes. And then my partner and I have a bowl of stew and it is like an erection pill, gives us instant boners and wet vaginas. I'd highly recommend. "
Does he know?
Might just be a placebo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just looked at your crusty knickers in all your pictures Hippy and I just know they be smelling so fucking lovely and juicy with a crunchy nacho bite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do this often to be honest. If I'm making stew I take them off, give them a sniff and if they're smelling extra fragrant I put them into the pot and leave them simmer for 10 minutes. And then my partner and I have a bowl of stew and it is like an erection pill, gives us instant boners and wet vaginas. I'd highly recommend.
Does he know?
Might just be a placebo? "
Yes he knows because he takes them out whilst they are still warm and wears them on his face like a face mask. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just looked at your crusty knickers in all your pictures Hippy and I just know they be smelling so fucking lovely and juicy with a crunchy nacho bite. "
They are super crunchy, I think I broke a tooth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just looked at your crusty knickers in all your pictures Hippy and I just know they be smelling so fucking lovely and juicy with a crunchy nacho bite.
They are super crunchy, I think I broke a tooth "
I want to try them in my chicken stew. It softens the crunch but adds to the flavour. I'm horny now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do this often to be honest. If I'm making stew I take them off, give them a sniff and if they're smelling extra fragrant I put them into the pot and leave them simmer for 10 minutes. And then my partner and I have a bowl of stew and it is like an erection pill, gives us instant boners and wet vaginas. I'd highly recommend.
Does he know?
Might just be a placebo?
Yes he knows because he takes them out whilst they are still warm and wears them on his face like a face mask. "
Ooooh and sucks the stew through them?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do this often to be honest. If I'm making stew I take them off, give them a sniff and if they're smelling extra fragrant I put them into the pot and leave them simmer for 10 minutes. And then my partner and I have a bowl of stew and it is like an erection pill, gives us instant boners and wet vaginas. I'd highly recommend.
Does he know?
Might just be a placebo?
Yes he knows because he takes them out whilst they are still warm and wears them on his face like a face mask.
Ooooh and sucks the stew through them? "
You've obviously done this before. I forget how filthy you all are on Fab sometimes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do this often to be honest. If I'm making stew I take them off, give them a sniff and if they're smelling extra fragrant I put them into the pot and leave them simmer for 10 minutes. And then my partner and I have a bowl of stew and it is like an erection pill, gives us instant boners and wet vaginas. I'd highly recommend.
Does he know?
Might just be a placebo?
Yes he knows because he takes them out whilst they are still warm and wears them on his face like a face mask.
Ooooh and sucks the stew through them?
You've obviously done this before. I forget how filthy you all are on Fab sometimes. "
I'm imagining the noises |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"My spunk pants next to the bed are now about 3 months old.
They double as a weapon if we ever get burgled.
Surely they'd be the main prize a burglar would be wanting "
Is that why you keep rattling at my door - you just have to ask nicely |
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"My spunk pants next to the bed are now about 3 months old.
They double as a weapon if we ever get burgled.
Surely they'd be the main prize a burglar would be wanting
Is that why you keep rattling at my door - you just have to ask nicely "
Damn, I thought you hadn't noticed |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"My spunk pants next to the bed are now about 3 months old.
They double as a weapon if we ever get burgled.
Surely they'd be the main prize a burglar would be wanting
Is that why you keep rattling at my door - you just have to ask nicely
Damn, I thought you hadn't noticed "
Did you not see me peeking through the key hole! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But what if it sticks to hairs and there's rippage. Ooooooch.
Gorilla glue eat yer heart out"
Damn! I’ve wasted a bomb on gorilla glue, if I’d have known how good spunk was, could have saved some money x
Viv x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve just realised that in the thread I commented on before this, I divulged the fact my ringtone (at one point) was jizz in my pants…i was obviously destined to see this thread
Viv xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WTF
It's come to a pass when Rex is doing that face, Hippy. What's come over you?
I think we all know who’s idea this thread was "
But ..but he's asked for the pants to be put in Nora's bucket! The fiend!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"WTF
It's come to a pass when Rex is doing that face, Hippy. What's come over you?
I think we all know who’s idea this thread was
But ..but he's asked for the pants to be put in Nora's bucket! The fiend!! "
I think we also know that he’s an absolute fiend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WTF
It's come to a pass when Rex is doing that face, Hippy. What's come over you?
I think we all know who’s idea this thread was
But ..but he's asked for the pants to be put in Nora's bucket! The fiend!!
I think we also know that he’s an absolute fiend "
Oh yeah. That. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"WTF
It's come to a pass when Rex is doing that face, Hippy. What's come over you?
I think we all know who’s idea this thread was
But ..but he's asked for the pants to be put in Nora's bucket! The fiend!!
I think we also know that he’s an absolute fiend
Oh yeah. That. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The thing to do is to wait until he falls asleep then wipe the spunk onto the crotch of all of his work pants."
Is he likely to fall asleep at the Manchester social? |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
Fleet |
"like wearing knickers with day old dried spunk in them cause you like the crust tickling your fanny as you go about your business
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Well you slip into forums and start to get a measure of the regular crowd, then wham an uppercut from hippychick. And a gippy one at that  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"The thing to do is to wait until he falls asleep then wipe the spunk onto the crotch of all of his work pants.
Is he likely to fall asleep at the Manchester social? "
The question is, will he have his work pants him? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"like wearing knickers with day old dried spunk in them cause you like the crust tickling your fanny as you go about your business
Well you slip into forums and start to get a measure of the regular crowd, then wham an uppercut from hippychick. And a gippy one at that "
I like to keep you all on your toes |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
Fleet |
"like wearing knickers with day old dried spunk in them cause you like the crust tickling your fanny as you go about your business
Well you slip into forums and start to get a measure of the regular crowd, then wham an uppercut from hippychick. And a gippy one at that
I like to keep you all on your toes "
On my toes, I nearly blew carrots down my nostrils, managed to swallow it back though, blurck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The thing to do is to wait until he falls asleep then wipe the spunk onto the crotch of all of his work pants.
Is he likely to fall asleep at the Manchester social?
The question is, will he have his work pants him?"
This is too English, I'm confused - underpants or trousers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"like wearing knickers with day old dried spunk in them cause you like the crust tickling your fanny as you go about your business
Well you slip into forums and start to get a measure of the regular crowd, then wham an uppercut from hippychick. And a gippy one at that
I like to keep you all on your toes "
And you've been under an undue influence... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like spunk. I like knickers. I like my Fanny being tickled.
This sounds like a winning combination!  "
I’ll put you down for one spunk job then shall I
REEEXXXXX, we need you ….. |
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"I like spunk. I like knickers. I like my Fanny being tickled.
This sounds like a winning combination!
I’ll put you down for one spunk job then shall I
REEEXXXXX, we need you ….."
Put me down for two please Hippy, try everything twice as they say |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like spunk. I like knickers. I like my Fanny being tickled.
This sounds like a winning combination!
I’ll put you down for one spunk job then shall I
REEEXXXXX, we need you …..
Put me down for two please Hippy, try everything twice as they say "
Just to make sure … |
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"I think we need to start the day off with this again. As you were 
I think my crusty knickers have formed an inseparable bond with my pubes, send help "
The only way you can separate them is with more spunk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think we need to start the day off with this again. As you were
I think my crusty knickers have formed an inseparable bond with my pubes, send help "
Rex is on his way |
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"This made me laugh, thank you hippy
Well you can stop laughing, the struggle is real. I still haven’t plucked up the courage to rip those knickers away "
Get someone to lick them to make them moist, they will come away easier then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This made me laugh, thank you hippy
Well you can stop laughing, the struggle is real. I still haven’t plucked up the courage to rip those knickers away
Get someone to lick them to make them moist, they will come away easier then "
Ewwww |
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"This made me laugh, thank you hippy
Well you can stop laughing, the struggle is real. I still haven’t plucked up the courage to rip those knickers away
Get someone to lick them to make them moist, they will come away easier then
Ewwww "
Hey, I'm not the one wearing crusty knickers |
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