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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh you have a thing for someone?
Do they have a thing for you? Or feelings? And maybe pierced nips? 
I was talking about the returns parcel I have waiting to be collected tomorrow. "
Ah right. I have a thing for someone who has posted on this thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh you have a thing for someone?
Do they have a thing for you? Or feelings? And maybe pierced nips?
I was talking about the returns parcel I have waiting to be collected tomorrow. "
On I have some things that I borrowed and need to post. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Oh you have a thing for someone?
Do they have a thing for you? Or feelings? And maybe pierced nips?
I was talking about the returns parcel I have waiting to be collected tomorrow.
On I have some things that I borrowed and need to post. "
Still within the returns dates I hope! |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Does it have to be just one thing? Or just one person?
Asking for a friend."
Ummm.... I didn't think in that much detail.
So long as its multiple individual things for individual people I guess. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have a thing for someone.
I think he might know 
Did you shame him for a made up medical condition too!?
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When it's so obviously made up... can you blame me?! |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I have a thing for someone.
I think he might know
Did you shame him for a made up medical condition too!?
When it's so obviously made up... can you blame me?!"
Premature respondulation should be taken seriously! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have a thing for someone.
I think he might know
Did you shame him for a made up medical condition too!?
When it's so obviously made up... can you blame me?!
Premature respondulation should be taken seriously! "
I apologise. It should. It happens to most men after all. And some women.  |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I have a thing for someone.
I think he might know
Did you shame him for a made up medical condition too!?
When it's so obviously made up... can you blame me?!
Premature respondulation should be taken seriously!
I apologise. It should. It happens to most men after all. And some women. "
Apology accepted.   |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have a thing for someone.
I think he might know
Did you shame him for a made up medical condition too!?
When it's so obviously made up... can you blame me?!
Premature respondulation should be taken seriously!
I apologise. It should. It happens to most men after all. And some women.
Apology accepted. "
Are you going to take me out of Nora's bucket now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a thing for someone.
I think he might know
Did you shame him for a made up medical condition too!?
When it's so obviously made up... can you blame me?!
Premature respondulation should be taken seriously!
I apologise. It should. It happens to most men after all. And some women.
Apology accepted.
Are you going to take me out of Nora's bucket now?"
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I have a thing for somebody in particular.
Do you have a thing? Is it for somebody in particular?
Do they know about your thing?"
I loved the episode of not going out where they had a thing for someone and opened it and it was a cock pump, what a mess they got into… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do and they do but the universe wont allow the thing to revive so iv no choice but to find other things "
But there's always the chance that the other things turn out to be quite good? |
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"If that thing is a boner for someone then yes I do.
You sweet talking smooth bastard you
Yes, some have likened my sonnets to a certain William Shakespeare. "
"Shall I compare thee to a summers day, thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough wings do shake the darling buds of May, and I've got a right boner for you" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If that thing is a boner for someone then yes I do.
You sweet talking smooth bastard you
Yes, some have likened my sonnets to a certain William Shakespeare. "
By sonnet do you mean cock video?  |
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"I have a spatula, that's a thing right.
it is indeed a thing!
Is it a thing in the same way an electric toothbrush is a thing?  "
nah, it's for when I regress to a child and pretend I'm Spongebob coz the world is scary and I wanna live in a pineapple under the sea.
Or retrieving eggs from the frying pan. Works for that too. |
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"If that thing is a boner for someone then yes I do.
You sweet talking smooth bastard you
Yes, some have likened my sonnets to a certain William Shakespeare.
"Shall I compare thee to a summers day, thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough wings do shake the darling buds of May, and I've got a right boner for you""
Sheer poetry.
O, how much more doth beauty beauteous seem
By that sweet ornament which truth doth give.
The rose looks fair, but fairer we it deem
For that sweet odour, which doth in it live.
Makes my boner very hard. |
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"If that thing is a boner for someone then yes I do.
You sweet talking smooth bastard you
Yes, some have likened my sonnets to a certain William Shakespeare.
"Shall I compare thee to a summers day, thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough wings do shake the darling buds of May, and I've got a right boner for you"
Sheer poetry.
O, how much more doth beauty beauteous seem
By that sweet ornament which truth doth give.
The rose looks fair, but fairer we it deem
For that sweet odour, which doth in it live.
Makes my boner very hard. "
Sheer perfection |
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"I have a spatula, that's a thing right.
it is indeed a thing!
Is it a thing in the same way an electric toothbrush is a thing?
nah, it's for when I regress to a child and pretend I'm Spongebob coz the world is scary and I wanna live in a pineapple under the sea.
Or retrieving eggs from the frying pan. Works for that too."
Ah. Good to hear what your thing is good for. I'll just fetch my mind back out of the gutter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do have a thing for a particular someone but I’m not sure that someone knows of the particular thing I have for that someone or that even that particular someone would think twice about this particular thing… |
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