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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago
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I've just found out at water based lube is is really good for taking frizz out of curly hair.
There are lots of fun ways I could have found this out, sadly it was actually from an internet forum. I'm now got some in my hair and I have to say it works! |
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"I've just found out at water based lube is is really good for taking frizz out of curly hair.
There are lots of fun ways I could have found this out, sadly it was actually from an internet forum. I'm now got some in my hair and I have to say it works!"
Very cheap boots gel also does the job. Let it dry then scrunch out the crunch |
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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've just found out at water based lube is is really good for taking frizz out of curly hair.
There are lots of fun ways I could have found this out, sadly it was actually from an internet forum. I'm now got some in my hair and I have to say it works!
Very cheap boots gel also does the job. Let it dry then scrunch out the crunch "
I agree, I've tried lots of gels as well |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"You can delete messages by clicking the padlock to the right. I can’t believe I only just found that out  "
Christ's sake dude! Have you never ever done it by accident? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can delete messages by clicking the padlock to the right. I can’t believe I only just found that out
It's not a padlock. It's a bin "
 so it is another thing I’ve learnt!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can delete messages by clicking the padlock to the right. I can’t believe I only just found that out
Christ's sake dude! Have you never ever done it by accident?"
That’s how I found out |
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"I also learnt a few weeks ago that police wear clip-on ties to avoid the risk of being hurt with their own tie."
Is it though? Or have they just scraped the barrel so much that their recruits just cant be taught how to tie a tie? |
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"I also learnt a few weeks ago that police wear clip-on ties to avoid the risk of being hurt with their own tie.
Is it though? Or have they just scraped the barrel so much that their recruits just cant be taught how to tie a tie?"
My son has just joined he's quite capable of using a normal tie. |
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That more men posted threads for International Woman’s Day than women
Absolutely thinking of the women and nothing to do with thinking of how much attention they’ll get
*makes note of the date for next year
K |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The daytime television is shocking thats what ive learnt.
day 2 of isolating and just wonder what unemployed stay at home types do with their day?
Today Im 6 wanks in, daytime television'd out, feel like a barage baloon ive eaten that many biscuits, bought stink bombs off ebay... yes im actually bored  |
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"I also learnt a few weeks ago that police wear clip-on ties to avoid the risk of being hurt with their own tie.
Is it though? Or have they just scraped the barrel so much that their recruits just cant be taught how to tie a tie?
My son has just joined he's quite capable of using a normal tie. "
Clearly he is the cream of the crop then  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"The daytime television is shocking thats what ive learnt.
day 2 of isolating and just wonder what unemployed stay at home types do with their day?
Today Im 6 wanks in, daytime television'd out, feel like a barage baloon ive eaten that many biscuits, bought stink bombs off ebay... yes im actually bored "
Have you done any teleshopping yet? |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I also learnt a few weeks ago that police wear clip-on ties to avoid the risk of being hurt with their own tie.
Is it though? Or have they just scraped the barrel so much that their recruits just cant be taught how to tie a tie?
My son has just joined he's quite capable of using a normal tie. "
It's for safety, so they don't get str@ngled with it. I had to wear one when I was a student and worked in a supermarket. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The daytime television is shocking thats what ive learnt.
day 2 of isolating and just wonder what unemployed stay at home types do with their day?
Today Im 6 wanks in, daytime television'd out, feel like a barage baloon ive eaten that many biscuits, bought stink bombs off ebay... yes im actually bored
Have you done any teleshopping yet? "
Oh nooo i stumpled across a television channel trying to sell me a yard brush with 'intelligent bristles' just what i need   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just found out at water based lube is is really good for taking frizz out of curly hair.
There are lots of fun ways I could have found this out, sadly it was actually from an internet forum. I'm now got some in my hair and I have to say it works!"
I need to find a cock to apply the lube to so I can try this.  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"The daytime television is shocking thats what ive learnt.
day 2 of isolating and just wonder what unemployed stay at home types do with their day?
Today Im 6 wanks in, daytime television'd out, feel like a barage baloon ive eaten that many biscuits, bought stink bombs off ebay... yes im actually bored
Have you done any teleshopping yet?
Oh nooo i stumpled across a television channel trying to sell me a yard brush with 'intelligent bristles' just what i need "
You won't need to stop working to Google something, with an intelligent bristle'd broom at your service. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just found out at water based lube is is really good for taking frizz out of curly hair.
There are lots of fun ways I could have found this out, sadly it was actually from an internet forum. I'm now got some in my hair and I have to say it works!"
I also had this conversation/debate with someone not long ago and they will not believe normal plain lube can be used in so many ways! Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How thick some people are and they don't even realise
Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska?? "
I'm just never coming to your house for dinner, nothing will have any contents inside anything ha ha ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How thick some people are and they don't even realise
Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??
What’s that . Dare I Google it "
It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha
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"How thick some people are and they don't even realise
Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??
What’s that . Dare I Google it
It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha
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I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How thick some people are and they don't even realise
Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??
What’s that . Dare I Google it
It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha
I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake "
Ha ha ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How thick some people are and they don't even realise
Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??
What’s that . Dare I Google it
Safe to Google  "
Thank you |
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"How thick some people are and they don't even realise
Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??
What’s that . Dare I Google it
It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha
I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake "
Well you know more than me I thought it was cooked apple & meringue |
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"How thick some people are and they don't even realise
Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??
What’s that . Dare I Google it
It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha
I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake
Well you know more than me I thought it was cooked apple & meringue "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How thick some people are and they don't even realise
Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??
What’s that . Dare I Google it
It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha
I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake
Well you know more than me I thought it was cooked apple & meringue "
Ewww that sounds horrid ha ha |
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"How thick some people are and they don't even realise
Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??
What’s that . Dare I Google it
It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha
I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake
Well you know more than me I thought it was cooked apple & meringue
Ewww that sounds horrid ha ha "
Ha ha it’s actually quite nice. Baked whole apple, filled with raisins and cinnamon (chunky slices work to) then cover in meringue and bake |
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"My hip likes sexy time.
And who is the lucky inflatable doll? 
… my reputation proceeds me…  "
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It's "precedes" Miss Såffy. I thought I'd get in there before DC/Cougs makes an attempt with grammar correction! |
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"My hip likes sexy time.
And who is the lucky inflatable doll?
… my reputation proceeds me…
Today I learned that Saff's reputation precedes her "
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There's no need to be condescending KC². (My erotic) shame on you! |
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"How thick some people are and they don't even realise
Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??
What’s that . Dare I Google it
It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha
I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake "
There is cake in it???? I thought it was just ice cream and mirang lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some folk think they are much funnier than they really are
That’s probably me
Nah
Good. I’m fucking hilarious  "
Imagine how dull this place would be without funny people. |
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"My hip likes sexy time.
And who is the lucky inflatable doll?
… my reputation proceeds me…
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It's "precedes" Miss Såffy. I thought I'd get in there before DC/Cougs makes an attempt with grammar correction! "
I actually typed the same but thought nah she’ll slap me |
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"How thick some people are and they don't even realise
Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??
What’s that . Dare I Google it
It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha
I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake
There is cake in it???? I thought it was just ice cream and mirang lol"
Thank you! |
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"My hip likes sexy time.
And who is the lucky inflatable doll?
… my reputation proceeds me…
Today I learned that Saff's reputation precedes her
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There's no need to be condescending KC². (My erotic) shame on you! "
I didn't even notice her smelling mistake |
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"Some folk think they are much funnier than they really are
That’s probably me
Nah
Good. I’m fucking hilarious
Imagine how dull this place would be without funny people. "
True although people think different things are funny. I think you are absolutely the funniest person on here and I’d actually marry you tomorrow and laugh for the rest of my life . But I sense that some people don’t find you funny |
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"That more men posted threads for International Woman’s Day than women
Absolutely thinking of the women and nothing to do with thinking of how much attention they’ll get
*makes note of the date for next year
K"
Personally I feel that it's just not worth the agro. It's been spoken about in every all women group I'm in but anywhere that's mixed, it always has to turn into some sort of debate and it's just mentally taxing sometimes. |
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"My hip likes sexy time.
And who is the lucky inflatable doll?
… my reputation proceeds me…
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It's "precedes" Miss Såffy. I thought I'd get in there before DC/Cougs makes an attempt with grammar correction!
I actually typed the same but thought nah she’ll slap me "
you know I’m shameless… you lot couldn’t offend me if you tried! I’ve learnt I must not write shiz whilst working angrily or my words and shiz come out all wrong and I am hung… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some folk think they are much funnier than they really are
That’s probably me
Nah
Good. I’m fucking hilarious
Imagine how dull this place would be without funny people.
True although people think different things are funny. I think you are absolutely the funniest person on here and I’d actually marry you tomorrow and laugh for the rest of my life . But I sense that some people don’t find you funny "
I sense that too
If only I cared.
It does obviously effect people though.
Maybe I could run classes, help improve their sense of humour and lessen the envy. |
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"My hip likes sexy time.
And who is the lucky inflatable doll?
… my reputation proceeds me…
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It's "precedes" Miss Såffy. I thought I'd get in there before DC/Cougs makes an attempt with grammar correction!
I actually typed the same but thought nah she’ll slap me
you know I’m shameless… you lot couldn’t offend me if you tried! I’ve learnt I must not write shiz whilst working angrily or my words and shiz come out all wrong and I am hung… "
Ooooooo I'm learning that Saff is hung too. It's definitely a school day. Are you measuring in Fab inches or actual inches? |
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"My hip likes sexy time.
And who is the lucky inflatable doll?
… my reputation proceeds me…
•
It's "precedes" Miss Såffy. I thought I'd get in there before DC/Cougs makes an attempt with grammar correction!
I actually typed the same but thought nah she’ll slap me
you know I’m shameless… you lot couldn’t offend me if you tried! I’ve learnt I must not write shiz whilst working angrily or my words and shiz come out all wrong and I am hung… "
What you cooking for my dinner then |
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"How thick some people are and they don't even realise
Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??
What’s that . Dare I Google it
It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha
I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake
There is cake in it???? I thought it was just ice cream and mirang lol
Thank you!"
Pleasure and I lile your version more lol |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Some folk think they are much funnier than they really are
That’s probably me
Nah
Good. I’m fucking hilarious
Imagine how dull this place would be without funny people.
True although people think different things are funny. I think you are absolutely the funniest person on here and I’d actually marry you tomorrow and laugh for the rest of my life . But I sense that some people don’t find you funny
I sense that too
If only I cared.
It does obviously effect people though.
Maybe I could run classes, help improve their sense of humour and lessen the envy."
Utterly selfless, you should do it. |
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"My hip likes sexy time.
And who is the lucky inflatable doll?
… my reputation proceeds me…
•
It's "precedes" Miss Såffy. I thought I'd get in there before DC/Cougs makes an attempt with grammar correction!
I actually typed the same but thought nah she’ll slap me
you know I’m shameless… you lot couldn’t offend me if you tried! I’ve learnt I must not write shiz whilst working angrily or my words and shiz come out all wrong and I am hung…
Ooooooo I'm learning that Saff is hung too. It's definitely a school day. Are you measuring in Fab inches or actual inches? "
Deodorants… that’s right yeah?!?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some folk think they are much funnier than they really are
That’s probably me
Nah
Good. I’m fucking hilarious
Imagine how dull this place would be without funny people.
True although people think different things are funny. I think you are absolutely the funniest person on here and I’d actually marry you tomorrow and laugh for the rest of my life . But I sense that some people don’t find you funny
I sense that too
If only I cared.
It does obviously effect people though.
Maybe I could run classes, help improve their sense of humour and lessen the envy.
Utterly selfless, you should do it."
I'd like to be less envious of him. It's ruining my life. |
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"My hip likes sexy time.
And who is the lucky inflatable doll?
… my reputation proceeds me…
•
It's "precedes" Miss Såffy. I thought I'd get in there before DC/Cougs makes an attempt with grammar correction!
I actually typed the same but thought nah she’ll slap me
you know I’m shameless… you lot couldn’t offend me if you tried! I’ve learnt I must not write shiz whilst working angrily or my words and shiz come out all wrong and I am hung…
Ooooooo I'm learning that Saff is hung too. It's definitely a school day. Are you measuring in Fab inches or actual inches?
Deodorants… that’s right yeah?!?! "
Lynx only, obviously |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How thick some people are and they don't even realise
Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??
What’s that . Dare I Google it
It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha
I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake
There is cake in it???? I thought it was just ice cream and mirang lol
Thank you!"
What the hell is Mirang? Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I learned today that if you put your thumb over your japs eye when you cum it’s rather like being on the podium at the Grand Pricks "
Wait for that debate to start again now you said that word again ha ha |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"I also learnt a few weeks ago that police wear clip-on ties to avoid the risk of being hurt with their own tie.
Is it though? Or have they just scraped the barrel so much that their recruits just cant be taught how to tie a tie?
My son has just joined he's quite capable of using a normal tie.
It's for safety, so they don't get str@ngled with it. I had to wear one when I was a student and worked in a supermarket. "
My eldest started Comp in September and they wear clip on ties too now. For the same reasons. That was reassuring (not!). |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
I discovered I hate driving narrow lanes in the Valleys, sheer drops off a mountain one side and a drainage gully the other side. I spent 20 minutes praying that no other vehicle would appear. And my Sat Nav can fuck right off for putting me on that route!
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
I’ve learned that no matter how much you say, ‘there’s no phone signal in my village, if you need to message me, use an internet based messaging option’, it still doesn’t seem to sink in with some people and I don’t find that out until I’ve driven 20 minutes to see a client and then pick up a voicemail saying the snow is too bad where they are and they can’t make it today. Grrrrrrrrrr! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That there are some exceptions to the cash accounting scheme when claiming VAT, some transactions have to be treated as if you were on the standard VAT scheme.
Incredibly boring, I know!! |
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"I've learnt I can hang a door. Despite hearing how hard it can be I did a good job "
We had to learn to hang a door after a house party, when we were 17 and 18. That was before YouTube videos on the topic |
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"The daytime television is shocking thats what ive learnt.
day 2 of isolating and just wonder what unemployed stay at home types do with their day?
Today Im 6 wanks in, daytime television'd out, feel like a barage baloon ive eaten that many biscuits, bought stink bombs off ebay... yes im actually bored "
Plenty of time to be taking a photo in swim shorts then? |
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"I've learnt I can hang a door. Despite hearing how hard it can be I did a good job
We had to learn to hang a door after a house party, when we were 17 and 18. That was before YouTube videos on the topic "
YouTube wasn't involved. I've always been warned off doors despite being reasonably handy, thought I'd give it a go anyway.
Only another 7 and a half to go  |
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"I've learnt I can hang a door. Despite hearing how hard it can be I did a good job
We had to learn to hang a door after a house party, when we were 17 and 18. That was before YouTube videos on the topic
YouTube wasn't involved. I've always been warned off doors despite being reasonably handy, thought I'd give it a go anyway.
Only another 7 and a half to go "
Hanging a door to match a 1970s brown one, whilst hung over and the only vehicle at your disposal is a tiny old Vauxhall Corsa, is a formative experience indeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last week I learned that frogs have to close their eyes to swallow as their eyes push their food down their throat. I can't stop thinking about it. I think it's the most interesting fact I ever learned. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I learned that the human mouth can put a light bulb in but I won’t let it back out due to the shape, I’m terrified but really want to put a light bulb in my mouth at the same time ?????? |
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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I learned that the human mouth can put a light bulb in but I won’t let it back out due to the shape, I’m terrified but really want to put a light bulb in my mouth at the same time ??????"
Don't do it! |
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"That outdoor plastic rattan furniture is a similar price to upholstered indoor furniture"
I bought a L sofa last year and just purchased and identical one this year and it was an extra 50%. Same shop, same everything. |
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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I found out when Costa order too many M&S sandwiches on Wednesdays they sell them at half price. "
I didn't even know that Costa sold m&s sandwiches!
Offers on at Argos...off now to look.... |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I found out when Costa order too many M&S sandwiches on Wednesdays they sell them at half price.
I didn't even know that Costa sold m&s sandwiches!
Offers on at Argos...off now to look...."
They started a partnership a couple of weeks ago. You may have noticed your local Costa is a bit tidier now. |
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By *for2Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"The daytime television is shocking thats what ive learnt.
day 2 of isolating and just wonder what unemployed stay at home types do with their day?
Today Im 6 wanks in, daytime television'd out, feel like a barage baloon ive eaten that many biscuits, bought stink bombs off ebay... yes im actually bored "
If you havent got Netflix or Prime then YouTube, crappy 70's kung fu films to make you laugh or more ways to do things that you never knew you wanted to do than you can shake a stick at |
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"I found out when Costa order too many M&S sandwiches on Wednesdays they sell them at half price.
I didn't even know that Costa sold m&s sandwiches!
Offers on at Argos...off now to look....
They started a partnership a couple of weeks ago. You may have noticed your local Costa is a bit tidier now. "
Costa lost my customer when they changed their soya milk to a really disgusting Coca Cola brand. Utterly vile  |
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