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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Primitivo for me please
Fuck yes.. Large??
Just give me the bottle
With a straw monsieur 
Yes miss, let's keep it classy  "
Exactly.. Want me to put my french maids outfit on? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Primitivo for me please
Fuck yes.. Large??
Just give me the bottle
With a straw monsieur
Yes miss, let's keep it classy
Exactly.. Want me to put my french maids outfit on? "
No, I want you to take it off. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Primitivo for me please
Fuck yes.. Large??
Just give me the bottle
With a straw monsieur
Yes miss, let's keep it classy
Exactly.. Want me to put my french maids outfit on?
No, I want you to take it off."
 i think i might get my hygiene standard revoked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Primitivo for me please
Fuck yes.. Large??
Just give me the bottle
With a straw monsieur
Yes miss, let's keep it classy
Exactly.. Want me to put my french maids outfit on?
No, I want you to take it off.
i think i might get my hygiene standard revoked "
It's only the regulars in, no one will blab |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Primitivo for me please
Fuck yes.. Large??
Just give me the bottle
With a straw monsieur
Yes miss, let's keep it classy
Exactly.. Want me to put my french maids outfit on?
No, I want you to take it off.
i think i might get my hygiene standard revoked
It's only the regulars in, no one will blab "
.. Ok I'll let it all hang free |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Primitivo for me please
Fuck yes.. Large??
Just give me the bottle
With a straw monsieur
Yes miss, let's keep it classy
Exactly.. Want me to put my french maids outfit on?
No, I want you to take it off.
i think i might get my hygiene standard revoked
It's only the regulars in, no one will blab
.. Ok I'll let it all hang free "
Great wine and beautiful naked women serving me, I feel like a Roman Emperor  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll have whatever makes me forget quickest. 
Welcome to my world.. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila.. Floor!!
Yaaassss 
Nice to be here. "
The view is good from the floor |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a jack Daniel and cola please thanks also would like to by the wonderful beautiful barmaid a drink off her choice x"
Oooo cimung right up... Sorry I've not got any clothes on, i seem to have lost them  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"May I have a cheeky Corona with a wedge of lime please serving wench. And please take one for yourself.
One for each hand
Why not, you can't boob in each hand. Eh eh I meant bottle. 
Ahh that's the spirit "
Those Coronas didn't quite hit the spot. I think I will have a cock...tail. Would you like one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a jack Daniel and cola please thanks also would like to by the wonderful beautiful barmaid a drink off her choice x
Oooo cimung right up... Sorry I've not got any clothes on, i seem to have lost them "
Thanks you so much and ooo well that’s hafe the battle less for me to take off x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a jack Daniel and cola please thanks also would like to by the wonderful beautiful barmaid a drink off her choice x
Oooo cimung right up... Sorry I've not got any clothes on, i seem to have lost them
Thanks you so much and ooo well that’s hafe the battle less for me to take off x"
Its getting a bit nippy |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"May I have a cheeky Corona with a wedge of lime please serving wench. And please take one for yourself.
One for each hand
Why not, you can't boob in each hand. Eh eh I meant bottle.
Ahh that's the spirit
Those Coronas didn't quite hit the spot. I think I will have a cock...tail. Would you like one?
Why not.. I've just got to bend over first to pick up the spare change i dropped on the floor "
Should I mix it myself? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a jack Daniel and cola please thanks also would like to by the wonderful beautiful barmaid a drink off her choice x
Oooo cimung right up... Sorry I've not got any clothes on, i seem to have lost them
Thanks you so much and ooo well that’s hafe the battle less for me to take off x
Its getting a bit nippy "
I am I shour I can warm you up with a good cuddle x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had a shite day.. Shall we open the bar !
Lets get shit faced
I've got a lovely red number on the go
... can I scrounge a glass of red too please "
Oh definitely.. Is amarone ok?? its a gold award winner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a jack Daniel and cola please thanks also would like to by the wonderful beautiful barmaid a drink off her choice x
Oooo cimung right up... Sorry I've not got any clothes on, i seem to have lost them
Thanks you so much and ooo well that’s hafe the battle less for me to take off x
Its getting a bit nippy
I am I shour I can warm you up with a good cuddle x"
i might have to do some star jumps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a jack Daniel and cola please thanks also would like to by the wonderful beautiful barmaid a drink off her choice x
Oooo cimung right up... Sorry I've not got any clothes on, i seem to have lost them
Thanks you so much and ooo well that’s hafe the battle less for me to take off x
Its getting a bit nippy
I am I shour I can warm you up with a good cuddle x
i might have to do some star jumps "
Ha ha lol |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"I've had a shite day.. Shall we open the bar !
Lets get shit faced
I've got a lovely red number on the go
... can I scrounge a glass of red too please
Oh definitely.. Is amarone ok?? its a gold award winner "
... cheers!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had a shite day.. Shall we open the bar !
Lets get shit faced
I've got a lovely red number on the go
... can I scrounge a glass of red too please
Oh definitely.. Is amarone ok?? its a gold award winner
... cheers! "
Let me know when you need topping up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There must be something in the water… wanky day. Cracked open the Vimto.  "
Fucking right old wanky day.. Gonna be a wanky week, i just know it 
Cheers .. Cheeky vimto?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Diet cola please Midnight 
Steady... Talk like that will get you into trouble in here tonight
I would have said a black americano but people might think I am crazy "
Indeed.. All that caffeine at this time of night |
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"Diet cola please Midnight
Steady... Talk like that will get you into trouble in here tonight
I would have said a black americano but people might think I am crazy
Indeed.. All that caffeine at this time of night "
Well the other option is still water. Whichever I choose I look like a dork |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Diet cola please Midnight
Steady... Talk like that will get you into trouble in here tonight
I would have said a black americano but people might think I am crazy
Indeed.. All that caffeine at this time of night
Well the other option is still water. Whichever I choose I look like a dork "
Stick with the c o k e  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love a glass of red wine please
Oh that's 4 of us on the red you've got some catching up to do tho"
Cheers! Necked it already. Just give me a bottle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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4 more bottles of red please bar wench!
Pinot noir, Rioja, stellenbosch and a valpolicella. Share it out amongst the red drinkers and let everyone enjoy the warm embrace of a red wine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd love a glass of red wine please
Oh that's 4 of us on the red you've got some catching up to do tho
Cheers! Necked it already. Just give me a bottle "
I'm rolling out the barrel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"4 more bottles of red please bar wench!
Pinot noir, Rioja, stellenbosch and a valpolicella. Share it out amongst the red drinkers and let everyone enjoy the warm embrace of a red wine "
Flipping heck we are slightly sloshed now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love a glass of red wine please
Oh that's 4 of us on the red you've got some catching up to do tho
Cheers! Necked it already. Just give me a bottle
I'm rolling out the barrel "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello one’s again beautiful barmaid can i please have a bulleit bourbon and lemonade please thank you so much "
Oooo i had to look that up
Coming up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd love a glass of red wine please
Oh that's 4 of us on the red you've got some catching up to do tho
Cheers! Necked it already. Just give me a bottle
I'm rolling out the barrel
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Hic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello one’s again beautiful barmaid can i please have a bulleit bourbon and lemonade please thank you so much
Oooo i had to look that up
Coming up! "
I am just full off suprices and thank you so much |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello one’s again beautiful barmaid can i please have a bulleit bourbon and lemonade please thank you so much
Oooo i had to look that up
Coming up!
I am just full off suprices and thank you so much "
Indeed you are  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello one’s again beautiful barmaid can i please have a bulleit bourbon and lemonade please thank you so much
Oooo i had to look that up
Coming up!
I am just full off suprices and thank you so much
Indeed you are "
Awww thank you  x |
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