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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Beards are strange and powerful things without it my face looks like a hamster and i instantly become mr gru
But with it despite my face now being wider and half the fur being white actually looks slimmer and younger and like cat nip to vaginas around the world
strange i think
Ps no you cant get a mugshot
i was just thinking out loud has any other people noticed this?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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like catbip to cats ??? you do know alot of women dont like them too dont you ??? they do nothing for me ... but its your face so nothing to do with me either |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I have to shave everyday. I find my face gets very itchy if I don't. "
Beard oil fixes that right up. After so long the itch goes away, but continuing to use beard oil is advised just because it makes healthier hairs. |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
Changes from face to face. My ex brother in law could only grow a straggly, patchy hobo beard; he would look awful with a full beard I expect. Mr Choir is knicker dropping gorgeous with his full beard though
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Changes from face to face. My ex brother in law could only grow a straggly, patchy hobo beard; he would look awful with a full beard I expect. Mr Choir is knicker dropping gorgeous with his full beard though
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Lots of guys think they can't because when short it appears patchy, and sure that may be the case. But for others with patchy beards, if given the time a lot of patchiness can often be covered up as other hairs grow. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I have to shave everyday. I find my face gets very itchy if I don't.
Beard oil fixes that right up. After so long the itch goes away, but continuing to use beard oil is advised just because it makes healthier hairs. "
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"Changes from face to face. My ex brother in law could only grow a straggly, patchy hobo beard; he would look awful with a full beard I expect. Mr Choir is knicker dropping gorgeous with his full beard though
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Lots of guys think they can't because when short it appears patchy, and sure that may be the case. But for others with patchy beards, if given the time a lot of patchiness can often be covered up as other hairs grow."
I’m now visualising someone using the Bobby Charlton Comb Over technique with their beard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I feel the opposite. I can't grow a proper beard so it always looks scruffy and messy after a few weeks. I shave and I look fresher, slimmer and like I need to be ID'd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beards are strange and powerful things without it my face looks like a hamster and i instantly become mr gru
But with it despite my face now being wider and half the fur being white actually looks slimmer and younger and like cat nip to vaginas around the world
strange i think
Ps no you cant get a mugshot
i was just thinking out loud has any other people noticed this?
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My heat slime my face, add 10 years and make me 29% hotter*
*fact |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i think i look better with a bit of stubble grew a big bad ass beard but was more hassle keeping it. clean shaven my head shrinks, forehead gets bigger, ears stickout and i look about 14.
So yes. beard sourcery is a thing |
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beards, soft oiled sweet smelling greying beards offttttt 
