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Just filled my car up and a twix
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over a year ago
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A mechanic once told me that the reason my car wasn't running properly was because I had shit in my carburettor...my mind was thinking "whose used my car as a toilet" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A mechanic once told me that the reason my car wasn't running properly was because I had shit in my carburettor...my mind was thinking "whose used my car as a toilet""
 that put a smile on my face |
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"A mechanic once told me that the reason my car wasn't running properly was because I had shit in my carburettor...my mind was thinking "whose used my car as a toilet"
that put a smile on my face"
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It's a Portaloo® on wheels.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How does one fill up a twix?
I’ve no idea.
But I do like the idea of filling myself up using twix"
You’d have to freeze it first because it would melt once it’s past the sphincter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How does one fill up a twix?
I’ve no idea.
But I do like the idea of filling myself up using twix
You’d have to freeze it first because it would melt once it’s past the sphincter "
Kinky bastard!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How does one fill up a twix?
I’ve no idea.
But I do like the idea of filling myself up using twix
You’d have to freeze it first because it would melt once it’s past the sphincter
Kinky bastard! "
Would you do it one finger at a time or shove them both in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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£92 last week on a car that has an unrelenting thirst for super unleaded. 
Was about £20 cheaper during the pandemic when the only place it went was going to work. All those empty roads. Sigh. |
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Come on, own up! 
