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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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at your gaff/yard/crib or whatever you want to call it.
Would you tickle them round the chin, make them a bacon butty or pour some ice cubes in their nether regions?
I'm at a loss.
Unruly suggestions please   |
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"Play Bucking Bronco on them with the soft furnishings 
LvM"
Surely you mean buckaroo? I thought bucking bronco was where the lady is riding you and calls out your Dad's name in ecstacy then holds on for as long as she can while you try to throw her off? |
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"Play Bucking Bronco on them with the soft furnishings
LvM
Surely you mean buckaroo? I thought bucking bronco was where the lady is riding you and calls out your Dad's name in ecstacy then holds on for as long as she can while you try to throw her off?"
Thanks for the correction 
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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"Play Bucking Bronco on them with the soft furnishings
LvM
Surely you mean buckaroo? I thought bucking bronco was where the lady is riding you and calls out your Dad's name in ecstacy then holds on for as long as she can while you try to throw her off?"
Wrong answer, it's ma mate, but he's a bloke and his nipples aren't that sensetive as far as I know  |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
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Years back we wrote Twat using permanent marker on a friend’s forehead as he was crashed out.
He didn’t look in the mirror before leaving, I presume because he had a buzz cut. He walked home via the papershop where he had previously been a paper boy and got a big welcoming (he thought at the time) grin from the owner. He then stopped by a bakers to get a pie and the staff there were also very smiley! Only when he got home did his mother tell him to go to the bathroom and look.
He tried to get his own back a few times afterwards but nothing matched the scale of his public humiliation |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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"If its your mate, definitely play buckaroo.
You pile as much random stuff (clothes, furniture, whatever) on them as you can without waking them. "
Yeah, he's ma mate but, all I've got is a picture of him in a photofit posture  |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
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"Play Bucking Bronco on them with the soft furnishings
LvM
Surely you mean buckaroo? I thought bucking bronco was where the lady is riding you and calls out your Dad's name in ecstacy then holds on for as long as she can while you try to throw her off?
Thanks for the correction
LvM"
Lol |
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"Veet on the eyebrows usually makes them happy "
I once told a colleague who was using every potion going to thicken his hair that veet cream was a hair enhancer for women.
I stopped him before he actually used it but fuck it would have been funny. He didnt read the bottle, he was just gonna go for it on my advice. |
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"at your gaff/yard/crib or whatever you want to call it.
Would you tickle them round the chin, make them a bacon butty or pour some ice cubes in their nether regions?
I'm at a loss.
Unruly suggestions please "
Just put him in a Derby shirt.
That's humiliating enough  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play Bucking Bronco on them with the soft furnishings
LvM
Surely you mean buckaroo? I thought bucking bronco was where the lady is riding you and calls out your Dad's name in ecstacy then holds on for as long as she can while you try to throw her off?"
Haha, I think you've got that one wrong - she can call out anything she wants and she's not getting thrown off - now if you call her by her mothers name, that's when the bronco fun starts!!!! |
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