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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi guys, it’s me, Kylie … AGAIN... Ok so like this male friend of mine, we like totally have a connection and he totally adores me etc, he had this super fun idea (  ) that he’s gonna cum on the kitchen scales and weigh it, so guys, if you wanna do the same and we will see the winner at the end of the thread, oh he spunked a 21 gram load, which is a really healthy amount cause he’s a big boy, probably close to a tablespoon!
So, don’t be shy boys, unload your loads on your digital kitchen scales and post the weight in grams and ….no cheating, cause Kylie will find out and you’ll only be cheating yourself! And I’ll suffocate you with my boobs if you do (and not in a good way )
I’ll think of a prize for the winner 
Competition closes , shall we say, this Wednesday 9m?! And last thing, for the shy ones, you can private message me and I’ll post the digit for you, anonymously
If you don’t wanna do it for the science, at least do it for the giggles
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Do boys have such kitchen devices?   "
I have a set of scales. Really posh ones too. They can work out calories and everything. 
But to answer your question OP. I came in at 19g. But I did have a wank in the shower this morning so who knows what saving up will do lol. |
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"The last bloke I met with kitchen scales was drug dealer  "
I have scales lol granted my ex bought them but I weigh cereals lol due to SlimmingWorld
Unfortunately not a dealer unless count my snack tubs |
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By *omer47Man
over a year ago
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"Hi guys, it’s me, Kylie … AGAIN... Ok so like this male friend of mine, we like totally have a connection and he totally adores me etc, he had this super fun idea ( ) that he’s gonna cum on the kitchen scales and weigh it, so guys, if you wanna do the same and we will see the winner at the end of the thread, oh he spunked a 21 gram load, which is a really healthy amount cause he’s a big boy, probably close to a tablespoon!
So, don’t be shy boys, unload your loads on your digital kitchen scales and post the weight in grams and ….no cheating, cause Kylie will find out and you’ll only be cheating yourself! And I’ll suffocate you with my boobs if you do (and not in a good way )
I’ll think of a prize for the winner
Competition closes , shall we say, this Wednesday 9m?! And last thing, for the shy ones, you can private message me and I’ll post the digit for you, anonymously
If you don’t wanna do it for the science, at least do it for the giggles
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Now watch how many guys seeminly cant do it, or say they are heavy cummer and repeaters, or dont have scales etc etc. You can actually cheat with your weight of your cum by setting the scales down so you give incorrect reading. I've done this before, but not with cum. Used to do it with d#ugs. So you earned more money by underweighing the w$@d...if you know what I mean. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Also guys if you’re worried about getting spunk on your scales just cover them with cling film, but I mean …..you expect us girls to swallow your loads, and u are afraid to mess up ur scales??! it really isn’t going to hurt, it will come off in the dish washer!
And I bet some of you wanked into worst things , bet you used ur 6.99 primark trunks as cum rag , Mr Gats!!! X admit it |
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"Also guys if you’re worried about getting spunk on your scales just cover them with cling film, but I mean …..you expect us girls to swallow your loads, and u are afraid to mess up ur scales??! it really isn’t going to hurt, it will come off in the dish washer!
And I bet some of you wanked into worst things , bet you used ur 6.99 primark trunks as cum rag , Mr Gats!!! X admit it "
My lady friends prefer to watch me cum on myself   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wtf Kylie . You nutter
Don’t tell me you’ve never weighed a guys cum? Pah
Hmmm well there was this one time at band camp…"
Don’t cos I’ve got a kinda similar story that sort of starts like that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I not sure what's odder, Kylie asking us to do this or some bloke trying to impress Kylie with the weight of his baby batter.
#ownsdigitalscalesandnotadealer"
Don’t do it for me , do it in the name of research |
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"Wtf Kylie . You nutter
Don’t tell me you’ve never weighed a guys cum? Pah
Hmmm well there was this one time at band camp…
Don’t cos I’ve got a kinda similar story that sort of starts like that "
Hahaha that wouldn’t surprise me one bit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just have images of guys wanking into their kitchen scales now....baking will never be the same again.
Sowwwwwyyyyy
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No don't be!!! I hate baking, this makes it a lot more fun!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right I’m gonna have a good hour and a half edging session and wank onto the scales circa 1730 GMT
Might weigh out some flour for pancakes after "
I mean, it might be the secret ingredient for the perfect pancakes please remember me if you become the next Mcvities guy x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't wait to see it add onto profiles, no more heavy cummer; it'll be I can cum 57ml instead.
Do you want me to drop 46.7ml on your face? "
Magneto, behave  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just have images of guys wanking into their kitchen scales now....baking will never be the same again.
They're all doing the Hollywood Handshake. "
Wet handshake.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just have images of guys wanking into their kitchen scales now....baking will never be the same again.
They're all doing the Hollywood Handshake.
Wet handshake...."
So this is why you want cake. |
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"I not sure what's odder, Kylie asking us to do this or some bloke trying to impress Kylie with the weight of his baby batter.
#ownsdigitalscalesandnotadealer
Don’t do it for me , do it in the name of research "
I'm not sure it's a research paper I'm keen on reading lol |
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"I not sure what's odder, Kylie asking us to do this or some bloke trying to impress Kylie with the weight of his baby batter.
#ownsdigitalscalesandnotadealer
Don’t do it for me , do it in the name of research
I'm not sure it's a research paper I'm keen on reading lol"
Some student is busy writing his dissertation on this, and he'll go on to win a research scholarship for it. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"I don't own scales, but after two vasectomy operations, I don't think I'd be worrying Kylie's leaderboard "
Thought there was going to be age banding ... like the reverse of boxing:
light flyweight, 80+
flyweight, 70+
super flyweight, 65-69
bantamweight, 60-64
super bantamweight, 55-59
featherweight, 50-54
super featherweight, 45-49
lightweight, 40-44
super lightweight, 35-39
welterweight, 31-34
super welterweight, 27-30
middleweight, 23-26
super middleweight, 19-22
(Not going any lower! But back to your teens: light heavyweight, cruiserweight, heavyweight )
Not that I've given this any thought at all today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't own scales, but after two vasectomy operations, I don't think I'd be worrying Kylie's leaderboard
Thought there was going to be age banding ... like the reverse of boxing:
light flyweight, 80+
flyweight, 70+
super flyweight, 65-69
bantamweight, 60-64
super bantamweight, 55-59
featherweight, 50-54
super featherweight, 45-49
lightweight, 40-44
super lightweight, 35-39
welterweight, 31-34
super welterweight, 27-30
middleweight, 23-26
super middleweight, 19-22
(Not going any lower! But back to your teens: light heavyweight, cruiserweight, heavyweight )
Not that I've given this any thought at all today "
You’ve actually put some real effort into this |
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"I don't own scales, but after two vasectomy operations, I don't think I'd be worrying Kylie's leaderboard
Thought there was going to be age banding ... like the reverse of boxing:
light flyweight, 80+
flyweight, 70+
super flyweight, 65-69
bantamweight, 60-64
super bantamweight, 55-59
featherweight, 50-54
super featherweight, 45-49
lightweight, 40-44
super lightweight, 35-39
welterweight, 31-34
super welterweight, 27-30
middleweight, 23-26
super middleweight, 19-22
(Not going any lower! But back to your teens: light heavyweight, cruiserweight, heavyweight )
Not that I've given this any thought at all today "
Featherweight it is then x |
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"You don't have to spunk ON the scales guys. Put an old yoghurt pot on, zero it, THEN splurge into the pot. Are any of you scientists?!
Keep your science out of the way of the comedy!!"
Alright, spaff into your favourite cereal bowl (after zeroing) instead |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
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Thought there was going to be age banding ... like the reverse of boxing:
(Not going any lower! But back to your teens: light heavyweight, cruiserweight, heavyweight )
Not that I've given this any thought at all today
You’ve actually put some real effort into this "
I know I've somewhat alarmed myself the thought I've given this |
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Thought there was going to be age banding ... like the reverse of boxing:
(Not going any lower! But back to your teens: light heavyweight, cruiserweight, heavyweight )
Not that I've given this any thought at all today
You’ve actually put some real effort into this
I know I've somewhat alarmed myself the thought I've given this "
Shows quality in your thought processes x |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"You don't have to spunk ON the scales guys. Put an old yoghurt pot on, zero it, THEN splurge into the pot. Are any of you scientists?!
Keep your science out of the way of the comedy!!"
If it was a proper experiment there would be assistants to lend a hand?! |
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"You don't have to spunk ON the scales guys. Put an old yoghurt pot on, zero it, THEN splurge into the pot. Are any of you scientists?!
Keep your science out of the way of the comedy!!
If it was a proper experiment there would be assistants to lend a hand?! "
And provide cake obviously |
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"You don't have to spunk ON the scales guys. Put an old yoghurt pot on, zero it, THEN splurge into the pot. Are any of you scientists?!
Keep your science out of the way of the comedy!!
If it was a proper experiment there would be assistants to lend a hand?!
And provide cake obviously "
Who's going to lick the bowl afterwards?! |
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"You don't have to spunk ON the scales guys. Put an old yoghurt pot on, zero it, THEN splurge into the pot. Are any of you scientists?!
Keep your science out of the way of the comedy!!
If it was a proper experiment there would be assistants to lend a hand?! "
Yes someone needs to hold the extraction tube. |
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"You don't have to spunk ON the scales guys. Put an old yoghurt pot on, zero it, THEN splurge into the pot. Are any of you scientists?!
Keep your science out of the way of the comedy!!
Alright, spaff into your favourite cereal bowl (after zeroing) instead "
. High protein porridge tomorrow then. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"You don't have to spunk ON the scales guys. Put an old yoghurt pot on, zero it, THEN splurge into the pot. Are any of you scientists?!
Keep your science out of the way of the comedy!!
If it was a proper experiment there would be assistants to lend a hand?!
Yes someone needs to hold the extraction tube. "
Every drop counts  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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I have spent quite a few hours thinking about this Kylie, can I weigh myself on super sensitive scales then lie down and spank my monkey till I cu*. Then weigh myself again and work out the difference? |
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By *aulj69Man
over a year ago
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Lol, this is insane but I love the idea of this and guys you don't have to spunk on the scales, if you place a suitable receptacle on the scales if they are digital you can press the tare button to reset them to zero then fill said receptacle with your man gravy? I'm going to def do this, by the way if it weighs over 28 grams that is the weight of your soul so beware if you go above this? Lol. PPS, I'm so going to set another challenge along these lines, it keeps you active both physically and mentally, shout out to the fruit loop that is the OP. Lol. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make sure your scales are cleaned afterwards. It could totally stuff up your Flour/butter ratio. Brings a whole new meaning to cake with cream  "
The secret ingredient |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi guys, it’s me, Kylie … AGAIN... Ok so like this male friend of mine, we like totally have a connection and he totally adores me etc, he had this super fun idea ( ) that he’s gonna cum on the kitchen scales and weigh it, so guys, if you wanna do the same and we will see the winner at the end of the thread, oh he spunked a 21 gram load, which is a really healthy amount cause he’s a big boy, probably close to a tablespoon!
So, don’t be shy boys, unload your loads on your digital kitchen scales and post the weight in grams and ….no cheating, cause Kylie will find out and you’ll only be cheating yourself! And I’ll suffocate you with my boobs if you do (and not in a good way )
I’ll think of a prize for the winner
Competition closes , shall we say, this Wednesday 9m?! And last thing, for the shy ones, you can private message me and I’ll post the digit for you, anonymously
If you don’t wanna do it for the science, at least do it for the giggles
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Not a fair challenge cause I don't have your sexy ass in my house to stimulate all my little sexotozoids to swim out their hiding place  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone ever weighed your new tits?
No, but if you wanna do the honour? X haha
They should be 700g, in theory "
waaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy there you go |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has anyone ever weighed your new tits?
No, but if you wanna do the honour? X haha
They should be 700g, in theory waaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy there you go "
I mean that’s like the equivalent of:
4 large oranges
Or
3 and a half Cadbury choc bars
Or 2 cans of Coca Cola
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Top tip guys: wank in to a icing bag so you don't have to worry about aiming too much, and then you can neatly pipe it on to the scales instead of splattering your nice new worktop
I was so excited by my invention that I forgot to weigh it... cupcakes were great though
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tried to weigh mine. The staff in the fruit and veg isle at Asda weren’t happy. Now I’m not allowed within 500 yards of any supermarket. Cheers Kylie "
Sorry ahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Top tip guys: wank in to a icing bag so you don't have to worry about aiming too much, and then you can neatly pipe it on to the scales instead of splattering your nice new worktop
I was so excited by my invention that I forgot to weigh it... cupcakes were great though
LvM"
I mean, L… you got till Wednesday to try again
I’m sure your lady ship will be happy to assist |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
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I’m a bit concerned.
I’ve read through the whole thread with people suggesting yogurt pots, jars and cling film to prevent getting scales messy.
On balance… … would it not be easier to use a receptacle specifically designed to hold jizz without it leaking out?
Simply cum in a condom in any room you feel comfortable, then weigh the condom.
You can pre weigh it before putting it on but be very careful with the scales settings, as you risk “Tare-ing” it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tried 3 times…but every time I just kept shooting past the scales.
I suppose I’ll have to give it another go.  "
U have till Wednesday 9pm to keep trying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tried 3 times…but every time I just kept shooting past the scales.
I suppose I’ll have to give it another go.
U have till Wednesday 9pm to keep trying "
is that one loads worth or a collection of it until 9pm? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tried 3 times…but every time I just kept shooting past the scales.
I suppose I’ll have to give it another go.
U have till Wednesday 9pm to keep trying
is that one loads worth or a collection of it until 9pm? "
No, one load! But you can obviously give the best reading out of ur attempts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tried 3 times…but every time I just kept shooting past the scales.
I suppose I’ll have to give it another go.
U have till Wednesday 9pm to keep trying
is that one loads worth or a collection of it until 9pm?
No, one load! But you can obviously give the best reading out of ur attempts "
If only this couldve been a team event, solo performances aren’t as fruitful for me as a joint effort lol |
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"I’m a bit concerned.
I’ve read through the whole thread with people suggesting yogurt pots, jars and cling film to prevent getting scales messy.
On balance… … would it not be easier to use a receptacle specifically designed to hold jizz without it leaking out?
Simply cum in a condom in any room you feel comfortable, then weigh the condom.
You can pre weigh it before putting it on but be very careful with the scales settings, as you risk “Tare-ing” it "
Last sentence - absolute gold |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It be more fun measuring the amount rather than waight or even the distance that would be fun see who could cum the furthest! "
The distance challenge could be the next one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hang on, I’ve spent too long worrying about making a mess on my cake baking scales that I’ve missed the obvious…
Just write ‘The’ on one of your new lady bumps and ‘Scales’ on the other. "
This is brilliant x that’d be an incentive? |
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"Hang on, I’ve spent too long worrying about making a mess on my cake baking scales that I’ve missed the obvious…
Just write ‘The’ on one of your new lady bumps and ‘Scales’ on the other.
This is brilliant x that’d be an incentive? "
For me, yes. |
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