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over a year ago
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Imagine for a moment, if you will, that I’m a mad psycho-nut rather disturbingly into abducting your fave celebs (or even your fave Fabsters!) and carving then up and mish-mashing their best bits into some grotesque, yet rather alluring (once all the scars have healed up), Frankenstein’s-Monster-style perfect fuck buddy?
Who would you choose and what bits of theirs would be in our crazed creation?
I think I’d choose the arse of Scarlett Johansson, the boobs of #SheKnowsWhoSheIsOffOfFabSwingers, the lips of Angelina Jolie, the eyes of Eve Muirhead, Team GB Womens Curling Skip and sex Goddess, and the cheekbones of Priti Patel. For starters, anyway. I’ll have a think about the rest of my anything-but-hideous creation later.
Anyway, help a brother out here, what parts of which person are you nominating to add to FrankenFuckBuddy?
I guess to be fair we can have male and female versions or maybe a hybrid, who knows. Who even cares!? Anyway over to you, Fabsters!
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"Imagine for a moment, if you will, that I’m a mad psycho-nut rather disturbingly into abducting your fave celebs (or even your fave Fabsters!) and carving then up and mish-mashing their best bits into some grotesque, yet rather alluring (once all the scars have healed up), Frankenstein’s-Monster-style perfect fuck buddy?
Who would you choose and what bits of theirs would be in our crazed creation?
I think I’d choose the arse of Scarlett Johansson, the boobs of #SheKnowsWhoSheIsOffOfFabSwingers, the lips of Angelina Jolie, the eyes of Eve Muirhead, Team GB Womens Curling Skip and sex Goddess, and the cheekbones of Priti Patel. For starters, anyway. I’ll have a think about the rest of my anything-but-hideous creation later.
Anyway, help a brother out here, what parts of which person are you nominating to add to FrankenFuckBuddy?
I guess to be fair we can have male and female versions or maybe a hybrid, who knows. Who even cares!? Anyway over to you, Fabsters!
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Wow, you've put some thought into this Dan 
Maybe the eyes of my OH - they're gorgeous 
Lips of Tom Hardy
Body of Thor
Legs of a certain Monkey man in here 
Feet of....meh, who cares
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"I'm happy to have my fuckbuddies as they come...or rather as they cum  "
No blood thirsty fantasies to carve them up and stitch them back together again!?! Just me then!?   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Imagine for a moment, if you will, that I’m a mad psycho-nut rather disturbingly into abducting your fave celebs (or even your fave Fabsters!) and carving then up and mish-mashing their best bits into some grotesque, yet rather alluring (once all the scars have healed up), Frankenstein’s-Monster-style perfect fuck buddy?
Who would you choose and what bits of theirs would be in our crazed creation?
I think I’d choose the arse of Scarlett Johansson, the boobs of #SheKnowsWhoSheIsOffOfFabSwingers, the lips of Angelina Jolie, the eyes of Eve Muirhead, Team GB Womens Curling Skip and sex Goddess, and the cheekbones of Priti Patel. For starters, anyway. I’ll have a think about the rest of my anything-but-hideous creation later.
Anyway, help a brother out here, what parts of which person are you nominating to add to FrankenFuckBuddy?
I guess to be fair we can have male and female versions or maybe a hybrid, who knows. Who even cares!? Anyway over to you, Fabsters!
Wow, you've put some thought into this Dan
Maybe the eyes of my OH - they're gorgeous
Lips of Tom Hardy
Body of Thor
Legs of a certain Monkey man in here
Feet of....meh, who cares
PNG x "
He sounds like a Franken-Hunk! I like it   |
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"I'm happy to have my fuckbuddies as they come...or rather as they cum
No blood thirsty fantasies to carve them up and stitch them back together again!?! Just me then!? "
I'd happily accept a clone of Marilyn Monroe |
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Ooo this could be fun
Ok
Let’s start
Jess J long hair
Meika Woollard Face
Mariah Carey Boobs
Sofia Vergara Waist
My bum
keira croft Lady garden
Bebe Rexha Legs
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ooo this could be fun
Ok
Let’s start
Jess J long hair
Meika Woollard Face
Mariah Carey Boobs
Sofia Vergara Waist
My bum
keira croft Lady garden
Bebe Rexha Legs
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For got holly homes arms |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm happy to have my fuckbuddies as they come...or rather as they cum
No blood thirsty fantasies to carve them up and stitch them back together again!?! Just me then!?
I'd happily accept a clone of Marilyn Monroe "
I was going to say something about digging her up and reanimating her with some crazy electrical / lightning contraption, then I thought that might not meet the Fab community standards. So I won’t! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ooo this could be fun
Ok
Let’s start
Jess J long hair
Meika Woollard Face
Mariah Carey Boobs
Sofia Vergara Waist
My bum
keira croft Lady garden
Bebe Rexha Legs
For got holly homes arms "
Ooh interesting choices!! I’m off to Google Keira Croft’s lady garden!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ooo this could be fun
Ok
Let’s start
Jess J long hair
Meika Woollard Face
Mariah Carey Boobs
Sofia Vergara Waist
My bum
keira croft Lady garden
Bebe Rexha Legs
For got holly homes arms
Ooh interesting choices!! I’m off to Google Keira Croft’s lady garden!! "
Ha ha definitely is a mixed bag there |
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