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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
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Standing ovation... Pat on the back... Congratulations...
to all on the forums today. This has got to classify as one the best and funniest "Rant Thursday's" in a long time.
Keep up the good work!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If we stand in a long line we can pat each other on the back and before anyone asks, please can _nvictus stand in front and behind me ............. just a thought ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"If we stand in a long line we can pat each other on the back and before anyone asks, please can _nvictus stand in front and behind me ............. just a thought " Ever heard of the concept of sharing, Missy?![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"If we stand in a long line we can pat each other on the back and before anyone asks, please can _nvictus stand in front and behind me ............. just a thought Ever heard of the concept of sharing, Missy? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Standing ovulations are always good...
Just had to double check I didn't actually write that... lmao!! "
pmsl
yeah its been a wicked day.. i know mods had to remove it but i loved daves would you thread lol |
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"If we stand in a long line we can pat each other on the back and before anyone asks, please can _nvictus stand in front and behind me ............. just a thought Ever heard of the concept of sharing, Missy?
Nope "
I could always stand between you both ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no really, it was nothingdid you not keep it up then?
sadly no one to keep it up for "
I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.
Dangerous place, this forum! |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Standing ovulations are always good...
Just had to double check I didn't actually write that... lmao!!
pmsl
yeah its been a wicked day.. i know mods had to remove it but i loved daves would you thread lol "
I will see if Admin will get it back, just so I can see what the fuss was about as it wasn't really a fuck me thread. ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
"Standing ovulations are always good...
Just had to double check I didn't actually write that... lmao!!
pmsl
yeah its been a wicked day.. i know mods had to remove it but i loved daves would you thread lol
I will see if Admin will get it back, just so I can see what the fuss was about as it wasn't really a fuck me thread. "
PS what was the exact name before I go ask? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no really, it was nothingdid you not keep it up then?
sadly no one to keep it up for
I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.
Dangerous place, this forum!"
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Standing ovulations are always good...
Just had to double check I didn't actually write that... lmao!!
pmsl
yeah its been a wicked day.. i know mods had to remove it but i loved daves would you thread lol
I will see if Admin will get it back, just so I can see what the fuss was about as it wasn't really a fuck me thread. "
That's cos no-one wanted to.... ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If we stand in a long line we can pat each other on the back and before anyone asks, please can _nvictus stand in front and behind me ............. just a thought Ever heard of the concept of sharing, Missy?
Nope
I could always stand between you both "
Deal ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"no really, it was nothingdid you not keep it up then?
sadly no one to keep it up for
I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.
Dangerous place, this forum!" We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin... "
thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol) |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"If we stand in a long line we can pat each other on the back and before anyone asks, please can _nvictus stand in front and behind me ............. just a thought Ever heard of the concept of sharing, Missy?
Nope
I could always stand between you both " Deal... could you face me please? ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
"Standing ovulations are always good...
Just had to double check I didn't actually write that... lmao!!
pmsl
yeah its been a wicked day.. i know mods had to remove it but i loved daves would you thread lol
I will see if Admin will get it back, just so I can see what the fuss was about as it wasn't really a fuck me thread.
That's cos no-one wanted to.... "
Poor Dave ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Standing ovulations are always good...
Just had to double check I didn't actually write that... lmao!!
pmsl
yeah its been a wicked day.. i know mods had to remove it but i loved daves would you thread lol
I will see if Admin will get it back, just so I can see what the fuss was about as it wasn't really a fuck me thread.
PS what was the exact name before I go ask?"
shit i forgot.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If we stand in a long line we can pat each other on the back and before anyone asks, please can _nvictus stand in front and behind me ............. just a thought Ever heard of the concept of sharing, Missy?
Nope
I could always stand between you both Deal... could you face me please? "
think he might be getting dizzy - keep turning him round n round ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"If we stand in a long line we can pat each other on the back and before anyone asks, please can _nvictus stand in front and behind me ............. just a thought Ever heard of the concept of sharing, Missy?
Nope
I could always stand between you both Deal... could you face me please?
think he might be getting dizzy - keep turning him round n round " 5 minutes each at a time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...
thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol) "
I disagree.
Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...
(apologies to any hotties I've missed) |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...
thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)
I disagree.
Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...
(apologies to any hotties I've missed)" Emminence Noire...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...
thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)
I disagree.
Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...
(apologies to any hotties I've missed)Emminence Noire...? "
HornyPoliceman is behind me ........ |
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...
thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)
I disagree.
Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...
(apologies to any hotties I've missed)"
That was only huddle Number 1 ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...
thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)
I disagree.
Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...
(apologies to any hotties I've missed)Emminence Noire...?
HornyPoliceman is behind me ........ " If he is behind you, then Invictus is facing me. Then we turn and have them in reverse order. Deal? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"no really, it was nothingdid you not keep it up then?
sadly no one to keep it up for
I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.
Dangerous place, this forum!We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures? "
You think he could handle that?
I'm willing to give it a go ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"no really, it was nothingdid you not keep it up then?
sadly no one to keep it up for
I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.
Dangerous place, this forum!We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures?
You think he could handle that?
I'm willing to give it a go "
one way to find out![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"no really, it was nothingdid you not keep it up then?
sadly no one to keep it up for
I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.
Dangerous place, this forum!We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures?
You think he could handle that?
I'm willing to give it a go " Me, too -who s first? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...
thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)
I disagree.
Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...
(apologies to any hotties I've missed)Emminence Noire...?
HornyPoliceman is behind me ........ If he is behind you, then Invictus is facing me. Then we turn and have them in reverse order. Deal? "
shall we just quit the line and form a little huddle of our own ?? ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you...
Bows and opens mac for the best crowd pleaser reaction "
Once you've seen one laptop you've seen them all I'm afraid! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...
thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)
I disagree.
Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...
(apologies to any hotties I've missed)Emminence Noire...?
HornyPoliceman is behind me ........ If he is behind you, then Invictus is facing me. Then we turn and have them in reverse order. Deal?
shall we just quit the line and form a little huddle of our own ?? "
I ll go with the flow...;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.
Dangerous place, this forum!We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures?
You think he could handle that?
I'm willing to give it a go
Me too -who s first? "
I'm 2 hours away. Don't break him before I get there
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"Standing ovulations are always good...
Just had to double check I didn't actually write that... lmao!!
pmsl
yeah its been a wicked day.. i know mods had to remove it but i loved daves would you thread lol
I will see if Admin will get it back, just so I can see what the fuss was about as it wasn't really a fuck me thread. "
I missed it too lol ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you...
Bows and opens mac for the best crowd pleaser reaction
Once you've seen one laptop you've seen them all I'm afraid! "
Good one Dave! I am impressed!!!! |
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"I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.
Dangerous place, this forum!We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures?
You think he could handle that?
I'm willing to give it a go
Me too -who s first?
I'm 2 hours away. Don't break him before I get there
"
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"I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.
Dangerous place, this forum!We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures?
You think he could handle that?
I'm willing to give it a go
Me too -who s first?
I'm 2 hours away. Don't break him before I get there
break me? "
its ok u have been liberated from them and in a huddle with me ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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"I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.
Dangerous place, this forum!We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures?
You think he could handle that?
I'm willing to give it a go
Me too -who s first?
I'm 2 hours away. Don't break him before I get there
break me? "
Don't worry, I'm sure she'll be careful.
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"I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.
Dangerous place, this forum!We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures?
You think he could handle that?
I'm willing to give it a go
Me too -who s first?
I'm 2 hours away. Don't break him before I get there
break me?
its ok u have been liberated from them and in a huddle with me "
don't worry i'm sure i can handle all three of you ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...
I'm in as long as Ryan doesn't try and squeeze my bum "
With a name like yours him touching you is the least of your worries ! I can hear him saying " I'll go large" as we speak ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...
thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)
I disagree.
Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...
(apologies to any hotties I've missed)"
scrap Archangel and that makes a pretty damm close 2nd huddle |
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"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...
thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)
I disagree.
Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...
(apologies to any hotties I've missed)
scrap Archangel and that makes a pretty damm close 2nd huddle "
i feel insulted by the term 2nd huddle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A huddle?
What ever happened to old school 'bundles' ?
Way much more fun - especially if you throw in a paddling pool, some jelly, maybe some baby oil.....? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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i feel insulted by the term 2nd huddle
Dont! It is quality that counts "
thanks for trying to make me feel better but i feel i'm in the championship rather than the premier league |
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By (user no longer on site)
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i feel insulted by the term 2nd huddle"
please dont, how about just turn it into a mammoth huddle.. feel free to bring custard lube and chocolate.. oh and squirty cream
fuck it... ORGYYYYYYYYYYYYY ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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i feel insulted by the term 2nd huddle
please dont, how about just turn it into a mammoth huddle.. feel free to bring custard lube and chocolate.. oh and squirty cream
fuck it... ORGYYYYYYYYYYYYY "
now that's the spirit![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A huddle?
What ever happened to old school 'bundles' ?
Way much more fun - especially if you throw in a paddling pool, some jelly, maybe some baby oil.....? "
great minds papa smurf x |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I spend a day in the world out there and I miss it all. Is there a short catch-up version (that is publishable)?
What happened to the auction? Have a I got Funky Monkey and Invictus? Who ended up with Kinky? Was Minxie in a twofer deal or not? |
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"I spend a day in the world out there and I miss it all. Is there a short catch-up version (that is publishable)?
What happened to the auction? Have a I got Funky Monkey and Invictus? Who ended up with Kinky? Was Minxie in a twofer deal or not?"
We need a "Fab iplayer" - so you can watch all the action as it unfolds - the disappearing threads, the disappearing Russian hookers, the craziness and mayhem - and not miss out on the fun as a threads hit 175! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I spend a day in the world out there and I miss it all. Is there a short catch-up version (that is publishable)?
What happened to the auction? Have a I got Funky Monkey and Invictus? Who ended up with Kinky? Was Minxie in a twofer deal or not?
We need a "Fab iplayer" - so you can watch all the action as it unfolds - the disappearing threads, the disappearing Russian hookers, the craziness and mayhem - and not miss out on the fun as a threads hit 175! "
Disappearing Russian Rugby players? ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Uh, Cute got me today, for a girly dress-up and take photos day. But I donated myself willingly for that.
I've taken myself off the market.
However, I've said I may temporarily make myself available to any hotties who ask nicely. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Uh, Cute got me today, for a girly dress-up and take photos day. But I donated myself willingly for that.
I've taken myself off the market.
However, I've said I may temporarily make myself available to any hotties who ask nicely."
How did you get out of the crate? This is like Soap. I need a voice-over to get me up to speed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Uh, Cute got me today, for a girly dress-up and take photos day. But I donated myself willingly for that.
I've taken myself off the market.
However, I've said I may temporarily make myself available to any hotties who ask nicely.
How did you get out of the crate? This is like Soap. I need a voice-over to get me up to speed."
I packed myself into the crate. I wasn't silly enough to do that without a means of getting out
I had a crowbar in there with me. And a big axe.
I like axes. I own 3. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Standing ovation... Pat on the back... Congratulations...
to all on the forums today. This has got to classify as one the best and funniest "Rant Thursday's" in a long time.
Keep up the good work!!!
"
It absolutely has... I'm trying to stay awake in case there's any more before midnight ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...
thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)
I disagree.
Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...
(apologies to any hotties I've missed)
scrap Archangel and that makes a pretty damm close 2nd huddle "
*Goes and sits in ugly corner, sobbing gently... Doesn't make cut for 2nd huddle, hopes for 38th huddle...* ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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over a year ago
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What happened yesterday? I can vaguely recall - but there's a brass band, a dozen lumberjacks and a million wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain in my head right now and everythings a bit fuzzy!
Might be something to do with the empty vodka bottle I stubbed my toe on this morning! ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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"Funky, do you have a teleporter I can borrow for a little while please?"
My teleportation chamber is still in development, something isn't right with it yet. I've tried gold glitter, silver glitter and hundreds and thousands but nothing seems to work. It might need tinsel.
As for yesterday, I want my thread brought back. I had to go in a meeting after making it and I never got to see who would fuck my thread before it was deleted. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Funky, do you have a teleporter I can borrow for a little while please?
My teleportation chamber is still in development, something isn't right with it yet. I've tried gold glitter, silver glitter and hundreds and thousands but nothing seems to work. It might need tinsel.
As for yesterday, I want my thread brought back. I had to go in a meeting after making it and I never got to see who would fuck my thread before it was deleted. "
I missed it completely but it sounds as though everyone fucked your thread and it retired exhausted and possibly a little ashamed of itself.
As to the teleporter, did you try sticking that flappy thing with a little bit of red glitter glue and a gold star sticker? |
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"Standing ovation... Pat on the back... Congratulations...
to all on the forums today. This has got to classify as one the best and funniest "Rant Thursday's" in a long time.
Keep up the good work!!!
"
Thanks. Im taking this as a virtual Fanny Fart, or in other words, that High Five I wanted |
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"Funky, do you have a teleporter I can borrow for a little while please?
My teleportation chamber is still in development, something isn't right with it yet. I've tried gold glitter, silver glitter and hundreds and thousands but nothing seems to work. It might need tinsel.
As for yesterday, I want my thread brought back. I had to go in a meeting after making it and I never got to see who would fuck my thread before it was deleted.
I missed it completely but it sounds as though everyone fucked your thread and it retired exhausted and possibly a little ashamed of itself.
As to the teleporter, did you try sticking that flappy thing with a little bit of red glitter glue and a gold star sticker?"
I say madam! The gold star sticker is a long shot but it just might work!
I must away to my laboratory with no further a do! |
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"Funky, do you have a teleporter I can borrow for a little while please?
My teleportation chamber is still in development, something isn't right with it yet. I've tried gold glitter, silver glitter and hundreds and thousands but nothing seems to work. It might need tinsel.
As for yesterday, I want my thread brought back. I had to go in a meeting after making it and I never got to see who would fuck my thread before it was deleted.
I missed it completely but it sounds as though everyone fucked your thread and it retired exhausted and possibly a little ashamed of itself.
As to the teleporter, did you try sticking that flappy thing with a little bit of red glitter glue and a gold star sticker?
I say madam! The gold star sticker is a long shot but it just might work!
I must away to my laboratory with no further a do! "
NO GLITTER!!!
It seeps into my timestream like an insidious glittering menace and cause havoc. ![](/icons/s/confused.gif) |
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"Funky, do you have a teleporter I can borrow for a little while please?
My teleportation chamber is still in development, something isn't right with it yet. I've tried gold glitter, silver glitter and hundreds and thousands but nothing seems to work. It might need tinsel.
As for yesterday, I want my thread brought back. I had to go in a meeting after making it and I never got to see who would fuck my thread before it was deleted.
I missed it completely but it sounds as though everyone fucked your thread and it retired exhausted and possibly a little ashamed of itself.
As to the teleporter, did you try sticking that flappy thing with a little bit of red glitter glue and a gold star sticker?
I say madam! The gold star sticker is a long shot but it just might work!
I must away to my laboratory with no further a do!
NO GLITTER!!!
It seeps into my timestream like an insidious glittering menace and cause havoc. "
no no no and a thousand times no, I am the one that causes HAVOC and mayhem - no one can nick that from me, the Glitter will have to cause something else instead ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"Papa smurf you piss head lol
Me? Don't know what you mean?
Please tell me there was no singing or stripping in chat last night? "
you were well behaved ... unfortunately lol ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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"Papa smurf you piss head lol
Me? Don't know what you mean?
Please tell me there was no singing or stripping in chat last night?
you were well behaved ... unfortunately lol "
Really? Makes a change - but hey i'll take your word on it! ![](/icons/s/confused.gif) |
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