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By *histler OP Man over a year ago

Guildford

So who’s up for a haiku or two?

Easy to write:

Line 1 has five syllables

Line 2 has seven syllables

Line 3 has five syllables

Looking for some fun

I joined fabs a while ago

Still looking for fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Na matata

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By *arciocialWoman over a year ago

Leicester

Ooo accents could cause debate on this. While is 2 syllables for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wrote a haiku

One for me and one for you

I'm afraid it's poo

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Into the forum

Read the shit , garbage and tripe

Laugh a bit and leave

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Haiku's are quite hard

I'm better with limericks

You fancy a fuck?

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By *histler OP Man over a year ago

Guildford

"Haiku's are quite hard

I'm better with limericks

You fancy a fuck?"

Strong ending

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Haiku's are quite hard

I'm better with limericks

You fancy a fuck?

Strong ending

Thank you. I was aiming for something really meaningful and personal. I think I cracked it

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

There was a young man

From Cork who got limericks

And haikus confused.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She offered her lips

Whilst he moistened his tip

Eager to impress

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"She offered her lips

Whilst he moistened his tip

Eager to impress "

Isn’t that middle line only 6 syllables?

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I wanted her touch

Lingering on my body

Leaving her echo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wanted her touch

Lingering on my body

Leaving her echo"

That's great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The weekend is here

Which brings more disappointment

Messages unread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The weekend is here

Which brings more disappointment

Messages unread"

Now THIS is pathos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to fuck you

It seems that you don’t want to

That’s a pile of poo

Erm, I reckon I’m shit at this. I’ll stick to being an idiot I think.

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By *inkyRebelMan over a year ago

Swindon

My erection is

Pushing its way inside

Seeking its release

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

This line has got five

And this one has got seven

And this has five, too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She offered her lips

Whilst he moistened his big tip

Eager to impress

Isn’t that middle line only 6 syllables? "

Oh dammit.. I counted really carefully too haha.. Fixed it

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are

Haiku Nursery Rhyme

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say fancy a fuck

It would be trying your luck

So be nice you schmuck

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Penis, cock, dick, wang

Boobs, breasts, melons, fun bags, tits

Vag, foof, pussy, quim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Penis, cock, dick, wang

Boobs, breasts, melons, fun bags, tits

Vag, foof, pussy, quim "

You win.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I need coffee now

I have to leave my warm bed

Coffee can wait some

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I now need a pee

Have to leave my cozy bed

Bollix bollix balls

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Penis, cock, dick, wang

Boobs, breasts, melons, fun bags, tits

Vag, foof, pussy, quim

You win. "

Yay. What's my prize?

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

You win.

Yay. What's my prize?

Huge shiny trophy

Accolades, praise and glory

Congratulations

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Your cock is fucking amazing

Sadly your tongue skills are mega wank

Our sex life fell short

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saturday Pervin',

A great way to spend some time,

Ya'll are so damn fine.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You win.

Yay. What's my prize?

Huge shiny trophy

Accolades, praise and glory

Congratulations"

Damn, that's a pity

And I was hoping for cock

Or at least a snog

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