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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Women just tend to be less obvious about it. (reason for being so could be up for debate - naturally, expectation from society etc) "
Oh crap. Are we meant to be subtle?  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Women just tend to be less obvious about it. (reason for being so could be up for debate - naturally, expectation from society etc)
Oh crap. Are we meant to be subtle? "
Depends who you ask!
Plus I said less obvious, not subtle  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Women just tend to be less obvious about it. (reason for being so could be up for debate - naturally, expectation from society etc)
Oh crap. Are we meant to be subtle?
Depends who you ask!
Plus I said less obvious, not subtle "
Phew. I was worried for a moment.
Normal service may now resume  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m gonna smash that.
If you know what I mean.
Obviously hypothetically speaking."
Do women look at blokes and think "I'm gonna smash that"?
Sounds like a logo t-shirt.
I'm gonna hazard a guess that lesbian women don't. Unless "smash" means something else |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher  x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite 
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use  x
Is it a rapier?"
Are you two a double act now? |
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now? "
Your wish can be made true x |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now? "
That's a loaded question Geraldine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine. "
I know  |
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know "
I'll go left, davie can go right x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x"
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench! |
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench! "
We'll make you better x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x"
Lemsip? |
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip? "
Fluids can be administered x |
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I think so, I've met some pretty predatory women in my time. And I'm pretty oblivious to when I'm being chatted up so maybe there's been a few not so full on that didn't even register with me. And I know Mrs Misfit is not backwards at coming forwards either.
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x"
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
"
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches. |
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches. "
Restores health pronto x |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x"
And it is very good for the complexion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x"
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter! |
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter! "
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x"
Who's a naughty boy then?! |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x"
Who said we needed to practice?  |
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who's a naughty boy then?!"
I know Geraldine. Bad from the nose down x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who said we needed to practice? "
my arse |
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who said we needed to practice?
my arse"
Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who said we needed to practice?
my arse
Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite "
Decisions, decisions.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who said we needed to practice?
my arse
Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite
Decisions, decisions. "
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who said we needed to practice?
my arse
Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite
Decisions, decisions.
"
What about left or right Fifey? |
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who said we needed to practice?
my arse
Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite
Decisions, decisions.
What about left or right Fifey? "
Always left x |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who said we needed to practice?
my arse
Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite
Decisions, decisions.
What about left or right Fifey?
Always left x"
I'm right handed so that's good for me. |
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who said we needed to practice?
my arse
Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite
Decisions, decisions.
What about left or right Fifey?
Always left x
I'm right handed so that's good for me. "
You do know Geraldine will kill us, right? |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who said we needed to practice?
my arse
Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite
Decisions, decisions.
What about left or right Fifey?
Always left x
I'm right handed so that's good for me.
You do know Geraldine will kill us, right? "
Oh yes. |
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over a year ago
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who said we needed to practice?
my arse
Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite
Decisions, decisions.
What about left or right Fifey?
Always left x
I'm right handed so that's good for me.
You do know Geraldine will kill us, right?
Oh yes. "
Be afraid  |
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who said we needed to practice?
my arse
Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite
Decisions, decisions.
What about left or right Fifey?
Always left x
I'm right handed so that's good for me.
You do know Geraldine will kill us, right?
Oh yes.
Be afraid "
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who said we needed to practice?
my arse
Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite
Decisions, decisions.
What about left or right Fifey?
Always left x
I'm right handed so that's good for me.
You do know Geraldine will kill us, right?
Oh yes.
Be afraid
x"
Oh oh, I think the flogger is coming out.  |
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who said we needed to practice?
my arse
Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite
Decisions, decisions.
What about left or right Fifey?
Always left x
I'm right handed so that's good for me.
You do know Geraldine will kill us, right?
Oh yes.
Be afraid
x
Oh oh, I think the flogger is coming out. "
Uh oh, no pain for me |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who said we needed to practice?
my arse
Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite
Decisions, decisions.
What about left or right Fifey?
Always left x
I'm right handed so that's good for me.
You do know Geraldine will kill us, right?
Oh yes.
Be afraid
x
Oh oh, I think the flogger is coming out.
Uh oh, no pain for me "
Okay, okay I will take one for the team.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who said we needed to practice?
my arse
Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite
Decisions, decisions.
What about left or right Fifey?
Always left x
I'm right handed so that's good for me.
You do know Geraldine will kill us, right?
Oh yes.
Be afraid
x
Oh oh, I think the flogger is coming out.
Uh oh, no pain for me
Okay, okay I will take one for the team. "
Paddle. Not flogger. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher x
With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.
Quite
Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use x
Is it a rapier?
Are you two a double act now?
That's a loaded question Geraldine.
I know
I'll go left, davie can go right x
Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!
We'll make you better x
Lemsip?
Fluids can be administered x
It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.
Restores health pronto x
Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!
I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time x
Who said we needed to practice?
my arse
Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite
Decisions, decisions.
What about left or right Fifey?
Always left x
I'm right handed so that's good for me.
You do know Geraldine will kill us, right?
Oh yes.
Be afraid
x
Oh oh, I think the flogger is coming out.
Uh oh, no pain for me
Okay, okay I will take one for the team.
Paddle. Not flogger. "
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I’m pretty much 100% sure when women see me they think
Look at that fat ugly fucker
In fact I’ve had more than a few say it in some way out in night clubs etc
Hence I no longer go out!!
I can only dream of being some ones
Ooo I like him |
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"I’m pretty much 100% sure when women see me they think
Look at that fat ugly fucker
In fact I’ve had more than a few say it in some way out in night clubs etc
Hence I no longer go out!!
I can only dream of being some ones
Ooo I like him "
I feel your pain fella. Keep going to the clubs. Fuck the haters! |
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"I’m pretty much 100% sure when women see me they think
Look at that fat ugly fucker
In fact I’ve had more than a few say it in some way out in night clubs etc
Hence I no longer go out!!
I can only dream of being some ones
Ooo I like him "
Next time someone refers to you as a fat ugly fucker, just reply,
‘You see, we were made for each other, we have three things in common already’,
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"I’m gonna smash that.
If you know what I mean.
Obviously hypothetically speaking."
When driving you Mean? Most likely, especially if reversing into a space next to my car |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I've ever drawn that attention then I've been oblivious to it, but then I've always been crap at taking hints unless tied to a brick"
tied to a brick? |
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"If I've ever drawn that attention then I've been oblivious to it, but then I've always been crap at taking hints unless tied to a brick
tied to a brick?"
It makes it obvious when contacting cranium |
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