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For a laugh, suggest a tattoo for me.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don't have any tattoos at the moment.
I've often thought of getting one but haven't been able to decide on a design for more than a few months at a time. As it's for life, I'm going to have to be certain before I get it done.
I know tattoos are personal and should mean something to the person, so this thread is just for fun. I am highly unlikely to get any tattoo suggested here!
So, please, suggest a tattoo for me (and a location for it, if you like). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"two horizontal lines going right across your chest.
itd look like an egg timer  "
Right across my chest? All the way? Wow, that'd be *hours* of work!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a massive i  cock tattoo
Can I ask sassy, does it hurt? I want matching ones on the tops of my thighs but just too scared to get it done!! "
As far as I can tell, different people experience it differently. The only way to know is to try it.
How big is your design? Could you have a smaller section done to start with, that would work on its own if you didn't want to carry on?
Tbh I've never heard of anyone who didn't get a tattoo finished because of discomfort and I've never heard anyone with one say they wouldn't get another due to the pain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a massive i cock tattoo
Can I ask sassy, does it hurt? I want matching ones on the tops of my thighs but just too scared to get it done!! "
are you asking about the tattoo or the massive cock
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have any tattoos at the moment.
I've often thought of getting one but haven't been able to decide on a design for more than a few months at a time. As it's for life, I'm going to have to be certain before I get it done.
I know tattoos are personal and should mean something to the person, so this thread is just for fun. I am highly unlikely to get any tattoo suggested here!
So, please, suggest a tattoo for me (and a location for it, if you like)."
Nooooo, sorry to say it, as it will upset loads here, but I think some tatts on a lady just don't look nice - sleeves and all kinds of large tattoos in particular. If you must, can I suggest the small ones on the inside ankle, or somewhere equally discrete. As for the tit tattoos, well how can a lady stand the pain on such a sensitive area? And before anyone asks - no I don't have any tatts. Good luck tho in whatever you choose to do! Show us the pics if you do decide to have it done! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't have any tattoos at the moment.
I've often thought of getting one but haven't been able to decide on a design for more than a few months at a time. As it's for life, I'm going to have to be certain before I get it done.
I know tattoos are personal and should mean something to the person, so this thread is just for fun. I am highly unlikely to get any tattoo suggested here!
So, please, suggest a tattoo for me (and a location for it, if you like).
Nooooo, sorry to say it, as it will upset loads here, but I think some tatts on a lady just don't look nice - sleeves and all kinds of large tattoos in particular. If you must, can I suggest the small ones on the inside ankle, or somewhere equally discrete. As for the tit tattoos, well how can a lady stand the pain on such a sensitive area? And before anyone asks - no I don't have any tatts. Good luck tho in whatever you choose to do! Show us the pics if you do decide to have it done! "
You did get that this is a light-hearted thread for people to be daft on and take the piss (out of me, mainly) on, right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"a massive i cock tattoo
Can I ask sassy, does it hurt? I want matching ones on the tops of my thighs but just too scared to get it done!! "
well my 'i love cock' tattoo' is actually done on my left cheek with an arrow pointing into my mouth... its covered daily with foundation lol
on the right hand cheek is a '£50 for me to swallow' tat.. and on my ass cheek is a '£200 for anal' tattoo
saves awkward questions when your doing the business lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have any tattoos at the moment.
I've often thought of getting one but haven't been able to decide on a design for more than a few months at a time. As it's for life, I'm going to have to be certain before I get it done.
I know tattoos are personal and should mean something to the person, so this thread is just for fun. I am highly unlikely to get any tattoo suggested here!
So, please, suggest a tattoo for me (and a location for it, if you like).
Nooooo, sorry to say it, as it will upset loads here, but I think some tatts on a lady just don't look nice - sleeves and all kinds of large tattoos in particular. If you must, can I suggest the small ones on the inside ankle, or somewhere equally discrete. As for the tit tattoos, well how can a lady stand the pain on such a sensitive area? And before anyone asks - no I don't have any tatts. Good luck tho in whatever you choose to do! Show us the pics if you do decide to have it done!
You did get that this is a light-hearted thread for people to be daft on and take the piss (out of me, mainly) on, right?"
aaaaahh, right. In that case, the old one of M on the left tit for mild and B on the right tit for bitter? How's that then? hahaha. Or one above pussy to say 'fun tube-enter here' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want a tattoo too, but like you I can never decide on what I want. 
you should get a 'i love sassys tits' tattoo "
Fuck it I'll just get your tits done, one on the front one on the back, don't think I can get both on the front |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about two hands on your belly looking like they're holding your tits up from underneath
And then maybe have some lines tatt'd on ur tits so they look like them plasma globes
Two effects for the price of one  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"22 point Arial right across your arse
OWNED
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No 'by Penfold of Gor'?
No suggestion I'm registered on TSR and have my barcode tattooed on me?
No kef?
Come on, you wanted entertainment, put in a bit of effort! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or, handy for a lot of swingers this, you could get YES or NO tattooed over your orifices to indicate whether you like oral, anal or vaginal?
You could also get your profile put on your tits as then most chaps would happily read it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You could have a DSR code tattooed on your decolletage so anyone passing in the street who fancys meeting you could just scan it quick with their i-phone, take it home and, 'Bobs yer Uncle'! Either that or wank over it of course.... 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How about two hands on your belly looking like they're holding your tits up from underneath
And then maybe have some lines tatt'd on ur tits so they look like them plasma globes
Two effects for the price of one "
The plasma globes might just look like I've got bad varicose veins on my boobs.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In small letters on your shoulder you could have the word 'Chip'. Or maybe one on each shoulder to show you are balanced."
I did consider having a devil on one shoulder to represent the devil who whispers in my ear so often and leads me astray.
I'm not sure I could, in all honesty, have an angel on the other side.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Or, handy for a lot of swingers this, you could get YES or NO tattooed over your orifices to indicate whether you like oral, anal or vaginal?
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"Maybe, if I fancy you and feel like it" would be more accurate. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You could have a DSR code tattooed on your decolletage so anyone passing in the street who fancys meeting you could just scan it quick with their i-phone, take it home and, 'Bobs yer Uncle'! Either that or wank over it of course....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In small letters on your shoulder you could have the word 'Chip'. Or maybe one on each shoulder to show you are balanced.
I did consider having a devil on one shoulder to represent the devil who whispers in my ear so often and leads me astray.
I'm not sure I could, in all honesty, have an angel on the other side.
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Just have two devils then
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about the faces of phil and grant Mitchell?
One on each boob?
I see you've already done their foreheads! "
I have not "done" either Phil or Grant Mitchell, thankyouverymuch!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How about the faces of phil and grant Mitchell?
One on each boob?
I see you've already done their foreheads!
I have not "done" either Phil or Grant Mitchell, thankyouverymuch!!
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Someone told me once that I looked like Phil Mitchell, only fatter
It was one of those should I say 'thank you' or should I say 'get stuffed' moments |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How about the faces of phil and grant Mitchell?
One on each boob?
I see you've already done their foreheads!
I have not "done" either Phil or Grant Mitchell, thankyouverymuch!!
Someone told me once that I looked like Phil Mitchell, only fatter
It was one of those should I say 'thank you' or should I say 'get stuffed' moments "
I'd go with 'get stuffed'. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"why not make it a local theme...an entire back piece depicting the landmarks of basingstoke...local characters etc...."
I'd choose the area in which I was born and grew up if I was going to do that. It's a bit dull but much prettier than Basingrad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How about the faces of phil and grant Mitchell?
One on each boob?
I see you've already done their foreheads!
I have not "done" either Phil or Grant Mitchell, thankyouverymuch!!
Someone told me once that I looked like Phil Mitchell, only fatter
It was one of those should I say 'thank you' or should I say 'get stuffed' moments "
You weren't out dogging were you Bussy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here ya go
http://vaginatattoo.com/2012/09/devil-vagina-tattoo
That wouldn't hurt at all
Much  "
Have "just ask" on the back of your neck.
I want "chicken fried rice" in chinese writing somewhere on me. If anyone asked I'd say it meant "peace & love".  |
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does it hurt?is the question, Well Yes and no. yes it hurts in that it can feel like a bee sting without any lasting effects and no after a short while the pain goes away and all you feel is the pressure of the gun. It is more sensetive when working near to where a bone is near the skin but where it is fatty and lots of muscle below its not too bad |
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