The Beast.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anybody seen or heard from?

Did he go to Kent?

Was he tamed?

Did he get a new mattress?

Has his van broken down?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some say....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last seen in Bensons Beds, perusing the back of a van mattress section.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Usually when the papers call someone “The Beast of ……..” they’re a sexual predator. Maybe the law finally caught up with him.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Usually when the papers call someone “The Beast of ……..” they’re a sexual predator. Maybe the law finally caught up with him."

It’s definitely a strong possibility.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe he’s a massive tit and misspelled breast

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe he is just a domesticated cat