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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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... right now?
You're clearly not doing it, whatever it is, as you're here.
(Except Compersion who is my hero as she is only ever here when she should be).
So what should you be doing instead of fabbing?
And what do you want to be doing?
I should be neck deep in sorting out my workroom, and I want to be snuggled on the sofa drinking coffee with a sexy man. But I'm here annoying you lot instead...  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Looking for a job. But I kinda like not working. But I also like eating and having a roof over my head. I’m still here lurking on the forums…  "
Hmm.
You're actually in a conundrum then.
Could you work for fab? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m multi tasking, doing what I should be and here, so I’d better not trip over anything on my way because I’m not looking  "
No phone on the stairs please missy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanted to fill up my growbags and get them ready for some potatoes. I am however sat here scrolling on fab.
Is it potato time already?! "
Almost, I've had my first earlies chitting for a couple of weeks, I'm thinking if I get the compost bedded in now I can then put a final layer on when I plant jn a week or so and keep them in the lean to until late this month early April. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What I should be doing……I should be working as am on a call
What I am doing……But am on here pissing about
What I want to be doing…..getting a long slow slippery blowjob  |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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"Looking for a job. But I kinda like not working. But I also like eating and having a roof over my head. I’m still here lurking on the forums…
Hmm.
You're actually in a conundrum then.
Could you work for fab?"
ooooo now there’s an idea! Paid to perv |
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"... right now?
You're clearly not doing it, whatever it is, as you're here.
(Except Compersion who is my hero as she is only ever here when she should be).
So what should you be doing instead of fabbing?
And what do you want to be doing?
I should be neck deep in sorting out my workroom, and I want to be snuggled on the sofa drinking coffee with a sexy man. But I'm here annoying you lot instead... "
I should be working Friday is still a week day but feels like an extension to the weekend 
I want to be face deep between some sexy thighs of a sexy lady her hand gripping my hair and forcing me in there  
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It's a day off for me.
I could be proactive and do stuff but I was proactive yesterday.
Might wash the patio, might hit the gym  "
These sound like manly, sweaty things to do.
I may need a contemplative moment... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I wanted to fill up my growbags and get them ready for some potatoes. I am however sat here scrolling on fab.
Is it potato time already?!
Almost, I've had my first earlies chitting for a couple of weeks, I'm thinking if I get the compost bedded in now I can then put a final layer on when I plant jn a week or so and keep them in the lean to until late this month early April."
This sounds like a good idea. I'm actually thinking you should probably do that now... |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
I should be bringing my spare be_room back to being an actual bedromm not the junk room it is at present, slow going though as keep popping in here to keep in touch on the forums and drink yet another cup of coffee.
Could do with some female company/help as the house lacks the womans touch. |
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Should that not be Lady Jugs?
"Looking for a job. But I kinda like not working. But I also like eating and having a roof over my head. I’m still here lurking on the forums…
Hmm.
You're actually in a conundrum then.
Could you work for fab?
ooooo now there’s an idea! Paid to perv "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What I should be doing……I should be working as am on a call
What I am doing……But am on here pissing about
What I want to be doing…..getting a long slow slippery blowjob "
Oooh. A long slippery blow job while on a call maybe? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have just thrown dinner in the slow cooker and I should now be working. I kind of am  ish. But I have this sexy man keeps distracting me! . Life’s hard. "
What we having for dinner then lady?
Also... rude. I thought I was the only sexy person who distracts you. |
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"... right now?
You're clearly not doing it, whatever it is, as you're here.
(Except Compersion who is my hero as she is only ever here when she should be).
So what should you be doing instead of fabbing?
And what do you want to be doing?
I should be neck deep in sorting out my workroom, and I want to be snuggled on the sofa drinking coffee with a sexy man. But I'm here annoying you lot instead... "
I should be doing you. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Looking for a job. But I kinda like not working. But I also like eating and having a roof over my head. I’m still here lurking on the forums…
Hmm.
You're actually in a conundrum then.
Could you work for fab?
ooooo now there’s an idea! Paid to perv "
You're welcome |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I should be getting ready for work but I'm still naked in bed on these forums telling my self another 5 min and I best get ready"
You're nekkid? Ooh. Erm. Prove it |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I need to go and move my car because I can only have 3 hours on the one I'm on. Wish me luck in finding another dizzy space "
Good luck! Let me know what happens...
Because this is me living vicariously through you. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"... right now?
You're clearly not doing it, whatever it is, as you're here.
(Except Compersion who is my hero as she is only ever here when she should be).
So what should you be doing instead of fabbing?
And what do you want to be doing?
I should be neck deep in sorting out my workroom, and I want to be snuggled on the sofa drinking coffee with a sexy man. But I'm here annoying you lot instead...
I should be working Friday is still a week day but feels like an extension to the weekend
I want to be face deep between some sexy thighs of a sexy lady her hand gripping my hair and forcing me in there
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Golly. Well now. That does sound more fun... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd like to chase your sexy man to come save us from you annoying us
He should do that. For all our sakes 
Win win. Good teamwork"
I'll let him know I need servicing |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Currently having a brew. I have a tip run booked for 11 so sat listening to the radio and watching my kitchen being remodelled."
That sounds delightfully lazy. I love it. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I should be bringing my spare be_room back to being an actual bedromm not the junk room it is at present, slow going though as keep popping in here to keep in touch on the forums and drink yet another cup of coffee.
Could do with some female company/help as the house lacks the womans touch."
See... the womans' touch is so subjective.
This woman's touch is akin to a tornado in a field of mud. |
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"I have just thrown dinner in the slow cooker and I should now be working. I kind of am ish. But I have this sexy man keeps distracting me! . Life’s hard.
What we having for dinner then lady?
Also... rude. I thought I was the only sexy person who distracts you."
There’s a few people keep distracting me at the moment
Pork casserole and I was very naughty and put half a can of cider in it. Happy to say I didn’t drink the other half as it was only 10 am |
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"It's a day off for me.
I could be proactive and do stuff but I was proactive yesterday.
Might wash the patio, might hit the gym
These sound like manly, sweaty things to do.
I may need a contemplative moment... "
Manly and sweaty? I don't think I've ever had such a compliment  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Benchmarking a system...it can be left unattended for a while. Plenty of time for fabbing!"
Benchmarking sounds like onething that needs supervision... I am guessing it isn't whatever I think it is... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Taking the dog out, browsing while wait for rain to ease off "
My dog would have decided she wasn't going out at this point. She did not approve of rain. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"... right now?
You're clearly not doing it, whatever it is, as you're here.
(Except Compersion who is my hero as she is only ever here when she should be).
So what should you be doing instead of fabbing?
And what do you want to be doing?
I should be neck deep in sorting out my workroom, and I want to be snuggled on the sofa drinking coffee with a sexy man. But I'm here annoying you lot instead...
I should be doing you. "
I can always rely on you to have the right answer Fiddles |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I wanted a lazy wank but I’m feeling to lazy
Need a hand?
Come on then but then a blow job if I’m not being to greedy "
You are being greedy... but you know I like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanted a lazy wank but I’m feeling to lazy
Need a hand?
Come on then but then a blow job if I’m not being to greedy
You are being greedy... but you know I like that "
Ok well you may just give me the energy boost I need too
And I’m sure I could return the favour |
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By *rooMan
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
"Taking the dog out, browsing while wait for rain to ease off
My dog would have decided she wasn't going out at this point. She did not approve of rain."
Mines not keen, have to make the effort lol |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What I am. Ish. I've really got to narrow down dress options for a wedding. And practise my very poor, very limited Swedish so it doesn't sound so English when I say it. "
I've got some curse words and "where is the toilet please?" if that helps? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have just thrown dinner in the slow cooker and I should now be working. I kind of am ish. But I have this sexy man keeps distracting me! . Life’s hard.
What we having for dinner then lady?
Also... rude. I thought I was the only sexy person who distracts you.
There’s a few people keep distracting me at the moment
Pork casserole and I was very naughty and put half a can of cider in it. Happy to say I didn’t drink the other half as it was only 10 am "
Drink the cider. Doooo it |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It's a day off for me.
I could be proactive and do stuff but I was proactive yesterday.
Might wash the patio, might hit the gym
These sound like manly, sweaty things to do.
I may need a contemplative moment...
Manly and sweaty? I don't think I've ever had such a compliment "
Well... bask in it.
I'm enjoying the visual in my head |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Working  but forums keep me a little more same during the day!
Someone take me away, pleeeeease "
Hang on...
I NEED A VOLUNTEER TO TAKE MRS SAPPHIRE!
That should work. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm multi-tasking, I'm currently working and keeping up to date with the current affairs in the wonderful world of Fab"
It's basically like watching the news here.
But with more penis. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I wanted a lazy wank but I’m feeling to lazy
Need a hand?
Come on then but then a blow job if I’m not being to greedy
You are being greedy... but you know I like that
Ok well you may just give me the energy boost I need too
And I’m sure I could return the favour "
I'm more than happy to give you a boost
Also... I don't give to receive, but if a gift is offered it would be rude to refuse |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Taking the dog out, browsing while wait for rain to ease off
My dog would have decided she wasn't going out at this point. She did not approve of rain.
Mines not keen, have to make the effort lol"
Litter tray... that's the way forward. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanted a lazy wank but I’m feeling to lazy
Need a hand?
Come on then but then a blow job if I’m not being to greedy
You are being greedy... but you know I like that
Ok well you may just give me the energy boost I need too
And I’m sure I could return the favour
I'm more than happy to give you a boost
Also... I don't give to receive, but if a gift is offered it would be rude to refuse "
I’m sure we could come to some agreement on a gift to give back….perhaps more than 3 of them |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I really should be drying my hair properly… the pesky ex husband distracted me with form filling and house documents so now it’s a half dry frizzy mess and I’m ignoring it to reply to you… "
He's a pesky one that one.
I'm sure I read summat about whacking mayo in hair to make it less frizzy.
And before anyone offers... man batter is NOT an acceptable substitute |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Working but forums keep me a little more same during the day!
Someone take me away, pleeeeease
Hang on...
I NEED A VOLUNTEER TO TAKE MRS SAPPHIRE!
That should work."
Aw thanks!!
To McDonald's please, breakfast is still on for half hour |
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"It's a day off for me.
I could be proactive and do stuff but I was proactive yesterday.
Might wash the patio, might hit the gym
These sound like manly, sweaty things to do.
I may need a contemplative moment...
Manly and sweaty? I don't think I've ever had such a compliment
Well... bask in it.
I'm enjoying the visual in my head "
I'll take it any way I can! Compliments that is |
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"I really should be drying my hair properly… the pesky ex husband distracted me with form filling and house documents so now it’s a half dry frizzy mess and I’m ignoring it to reply to you…
He's a pesky one that one.
I'm sure I read summat about whacking mayo in hair to make it less frizzy.
And before anyone offers... man batter is NOT an acceptable substitute "
I don’t want man batter in my hair :’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really should be drying my hair properly… the pesky ex husband distracted me with form filling and house documents so now it’s a half dry frizzy mess and I’m ignoring it to reply to you…
He's a pesky one that one.
I'm sure I read summat about whacking mayo in hair to make it less frizzy.
And before anyone offers... man batter is NOT an acceptable substitute
I don’t want man batter in my hair :’"
Spoil sport |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I'm multi-tasking, I'm currently working and keeping up to date with the current affairs in the wonderful world of Fab
It's basically like watching the news here.
But with more penis."
Can I skip the penis please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... right now?
You're clearly not doing it, whatever it is, as you're here.
(Except Compersion who is my hero as she is only ever here when she should be).
So what should you be doing instead of fabbing?
And what do you want to be doing?
I should be neck deep in sorting out my workroom, and I want to be snuggled on the sofa drinking coffee with a sexy man. But I'm here annoying you lot instead... "
I should be surveying a footpath and marking it up with spray paint, but it’s raining and washes off as you do it. So I’m bored at the moment |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I really should be drying my hair properly… the pesky ex husband distracted me with form filling and house documents so now it’s a half dry frizzy mess and I’m ignoring it to reply to you…
He's a pesky one that one.
I'm sure I read summat about whacking mayo in hair to make it less frizzy.
And before anyone offers... man batter is NOT an acceptable substitute
I don’t want man batter in my hair :’
Spoil sport "
Erm... you're busy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really should be drying my hair properly… the pesky ex husband distracted me with form filling and house documents so now it’s a half dry frizzy mess and I’m ignoring it to reply to you…
He's a pesky one that one.
I'm sure I read summat about whacking mayo in hair to make it less frizzy.
And before anyone offers... man batter is NOT an acceptable substitute
I don’t want man batter in my hair :’
Spoil sport
Erm... you're busy "
I’m not busy….I’m being lazy |
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I should be reaching out to a handy man to fix my boiler and doing work but I am still cosy in bed because I wanna stay warm and lazy....do I really have to get out of bed?
Are you getting more productive Posh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I should be working but production failed a job I had planned for the afternoon so I’m now sitting pretending to do paperwork with solitaire in the background |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I should be reaching out to a handy man to fix my boiler and doing work but I am still cosy in bed because I wanna stay warm and lazy....do I really have to get out of bed?
Are you getting more productive Posh? "
I've been really productive!
Making all you lot seem positively lazy by comparison!
I've thrown out 3 bin bags full of old shit, 4 bin bags full of the ex psycho's stuff (it's been almost 4 years, if he hasn't missed it by now he doesn't need it), sorted some boxes of other people's stuff that I'm gonna demand they take away and got a couple boxes of things to give away. And approximately a shit ton of stuff that needs selling.
And I have a major headache now but I've "tidied" myself into a corner.
I've also been a raging pervert #multitaskingskillz |
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"Should be figuring out how to make fair trade cakes or biscuits. Can't find flour so I'm sulking
I have flour, I have flour!
Is it fair trade though? "
I’ll swap you flour for a handjob! That sounds like fair trade to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I SHOULD be cleaning the bathroom but I've procrastinated for the last 2 days.
It's the worst job in the whole house 
Done ours today."
Fancy doing another? |
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"Should be figuring out how to make fair trade cakes or biscuits. Can't find flour so I'm sulking
I have flour, I have flour!
Is it fair trade though?
I’ll swap you flour for a handjob! That sounds like fair trade to me "
Waaaa Omg you. Deal pop over |
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"Getting ready to go out, rather be having a guy/woman going down on me 
Where you meant to be going?
If it isn't the zoo I'm going to be sad."
Sadly not been to the zoo in years, took dogs out for a walk and ended up having lunch sat outside a cafe freezing. Hope everyone's had a great day |
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"Getting ready to go out, rather be having a guy/woman going down on me
Where you meant to be going?
If it isn't the zoo I'm going to be sad.
Sadly not been to the zoo in years, took dogs out for a walk and ended up having lunch sat outside a cafe freezing. Hope everyone's had a great day "
Sounds like a great day! |
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Posh I just snaffled a large Cumberland sausage and 3 hashbrowns and I'm not afraid to admit that it got rather messy 