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By *uke Ozade OP   Man  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

You know the ones you often see on Facebook where they get it wrong, there’s a few classics out there so let’s see what you’ve found

Chester draws, coldie sack and reaper cushions are some of the finest, I mustard mitt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've not seen mustard mitt, that made me chuckle I mustard mitt

I'm going straight to hell for this but I have a FB friend who posts every day about people who've died, but calls them angles eg 'Fly high my angle'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like the one where the guy is moanong about this kid being called Islam and it being unfair to force religion on someone before they're old enough to make their own choices. His pal comments:

"Yeah, CHRISTIAN"

"Why have you shouted my name in capitals?"

"Christ you couldn't empty water out of your boot if the instructions were on the heel"

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Discusting

Frezzer

Dinning table

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I can't be asked

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Can you be more Pacific?

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Discusting

Frezzer

Dinning table

"

I’ve seen discustard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've not seen mustard mitt, that made me chuckle I mustard mitt

I'm going straight to hell for this but I have a FB friend who posts every day about people who've died, but calls them angles eg 'Fly high my angle'"

I have one of these too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Omg I just realized what your username says, fucking legend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I saw an advert recently on FB for a conner sofa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just really like "gapping" on here. Always makes me

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Weirdly I saw a Chester drawers today and was lost for words… it proper tickled me!

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By *ardAndWetCouple  over a year ago

Taunton


"I've not seen mustard mitt, that made me chuckle I mustard mitt

I'm going straight to hell for this but I have a FB friend who posts every day about people who've died, but calls them angles eg 'Fly high my angle'

I have one of these too "

Me too! Really annoys the hell out of me.

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By *ardAndWetCouple  over a year ago

Taunton

And I've just spotted another one on this forum that made me giggle...title- Why am I not getting any meats?

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By *rReyMan  over a year ago

Fleet

I brought this on line earlier....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And I've just spotted another one on this forum that made me giggle...title- Why am I not getting any meats? "

I ask myself this too ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've not seen mustard mitt, that made me chuckle I mustard mitt

I'm going straight to hell for this but I have a FB friend who posts every day about people who've died, but calls them angles eg 'Fly high my angle'

I have one of these too

Me too! Really annoys the hell out of me."

I might change my tag line to angle in the North

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By *ardAndWetCouple  over a year ago

Taunton


"I've not seen mustard mitt, that made me chuckle I mustard mitt

I'm going straight to hell for this but I have a FB friend who posts every day about people who've died, but calls them angles eg 'Fly high my angle'

I have one of these too

Me too! Really annoys the hell out of me.

I might change my tag line to angle in the North "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And I've just spotted another one on this forum that made me giggle...title- Why am I not getting any meats? "

In his defence, that's deliberate!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've not seen mustard mitt, that made me chuckle I mustard mitt

I'm going straight to hell for this but I have a FB friend who posts every day about people who've died, but calls them angles eg 'Fly high my angle'

I have one of these too

Me too! Really annoys the hell out of me.

I might change my tag line to angle in the North "

Ure a right angle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've not seen mustard mitt, that made me chuckle I mustard mitt

I'm going straight to hell for this but I have a FB friend who posts every day about people who've died, but calls them angles eg 'Fly high my angle'

I have one of these too

Me too! Really annoys the hell out of me.

I might change my tag line to angle in the North

Ure a right angle "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s not fair to grammar and spell shame people…

…but I still do it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s not fair to grammar and spell shame people…

…but I still do it "

I know, I was actually very conscious that we were misinterpreting by slipping into spelling errors!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s not fair to grammar and spell shame people…

…but I still do it "

Its all about the difference between helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse, and helping your Uncle jack off a horse though.

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By *WDomMan  over a year ago

Taunton

I could care less

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By *xploring_FunWoman  over a year ago

Coventry

There was a woman selling a “chez long” recently.

It was particularly funny as she’s really quite rude to anyone who dares use any kind of text speak on the selling page.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Funniest thing I've ever seen was an advert for a beautiful litter of shit sue puppies

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By *iss.ddWoman  over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle


"I brought this on line earlier.... "

That's the worst.

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By *iss.ddWoman  over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Lack toast and tolerant.

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Lack toast and tolerant."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lack toast and tolerant."

Oh love that!

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull

Someone at work was selling her sofa and was telling us ‘ It’s made of that fox suede stuff’

She also kept taking about a chest of drawers that were ‘shabby chick’. I thought it was like that Tatty Teddy that was popular a while ago and was for her little girl’s room, until she showed us a photo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone at work was selling her sofa and was telling us ‘ It’s made of that fox suede stuff’

She also kept taking about a chest of drawers that were ‘shabby chick’. I thought it was like that Tatty Teddy that was popular a while ago and was for her little girl’s room, until she showed us a photo. "

Fox suede. That's adorable!

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Someone at work was selling her sofa and was telling us ‘ It’s made of that fox suede stuff’

She also kept taking about a chest of drawers that were ‘shabby chick’. I thought it was like that Tatty Teddy that was popular a while ago and was for her little girl’s room, until she showed us a photo.

Fox suede. That's adorable! "

I also quite like ‘shabby chick’……I’ve had a few in my time

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By *asepaul71Man  over a year ago

Buxton

At the height of the egg scandal (Edwina Currie) I met a couple on holiday called Sam and Ella, the whole holiday they could not understand everyone started laughing when their names were mentioned

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've not seen mustard mitt, that made me chuckle I mustard mitt

I'm going straight to hell for this but I have a FB friend who posts every day about people who've died, but calls them angles eg 'Fly high my angle'"

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