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Why am I getting no meats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I tried messaging my local butcher but can't get a reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking forward to seeing this as a status update soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask him how big his sausage and other products are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blame the Vegans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The steaks are probably too high

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has your butcher gone away?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The steaks are probably too high

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ffs I laughed a bit too hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't get meats either, I'm a vegetarian

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

You need bigger sausages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/03/22 19:12:11]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tried messaging my local butcher but can't get a reply

He probably got caught with his dick in the bacon slicer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I worked in a butchers when I was 19, but got sacked for putting my dick in the bacon slicer.

She got sacked too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm afraid it is difficult, I fear the wurst

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What offal news.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will this thread go any FURTER....I LL GET MY COAT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread alone was worth logging on for. I think he has a beef with the site.

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

I think you should try setting your sights a little lower...

Try going after some offal!

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By *orders CoupleCouple over a year ago

Kelso

You'll have to resort to a ham shank!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need to investigate further to get to the t-bones of the story.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe you've made a 'mis-steak' and looking in the wrong place,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're all vag-itarians these days. Sausages are so last season.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The steaks are probably too high

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What a wonderful platter of responses, thank you all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s a problem, just don’t ham it up too much.

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’m sure someone will be up for a good porking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has your butcher got a big chopper ??

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Admit it, you saw his big chopper and wanted a slice of the action too.

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By *heekyfromhertsMan over a year ago

Letchworth

Think he haslet this thread finish now

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By *nlyfun3Woman over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Someone will get the chop for this!

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