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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like it up the bum 
Love and Peace 
How does one fit love *and* peace up one's posterior? 
It’s only 9” so it’ll easily fit "
I think The Rock could give you the best answer to that one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That bloody Saffron does.
Not like us Wirralians - we're dead posh.
She’ll be along shortly acting all prudish 
Knobs!!! I’m a giver not a taker "
I’ll let you do me if I can do you first |
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"That bloody Saffron does.
Not like us Wirralians - we're dead posh.
She’ll be along shortly acting all prudish
Knobs!!! I’m a giver not a taker
I’ll let you do me if I can do you first "
I can’t deal with you crying again… you’re a really ugly crier…. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That bloody Saffron does.
Not like us Wirralians - we're dead posh.
She’ll be along shortly acting all prudish
Knobs!!! I’m a giver not a taker
I’ll let you do me if I can do you first
I can’t deal with you crying again… you’re a really ugly crier…. "
It friggin hurt that’s why!!  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Is this just from Manchester or also in Manchester? I guess depends how long they have been in Manchester. The longer, the more likely the manc attitude will have taken over them. "
The Manc attitude is pretty powerful. I may have to rethink how long I'm spending there in future. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll be in Manchester soon .
So will I.
What a coincidence 
Me too 
You get to meet my cucumber 
Me 5.
Me 6
I’m going need a bigger cucumber "
They're called marrows. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like it up the bum
Love and Peace
How does one fit love *and* peace up one's posterior? "
Wellllllll.. with all peace deals lol, there is always a massive stiff pole to deal with  and then when you get to the end, the white flag of truce will be very obvious, bringing you to the end leaving you in peace lol x x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’ll be in Manchester soon .
So will I.
What a coincidence
Me too
You get to meet my cucumber
Me 5.
Me 6
I’m going need a bigger cucumber "
You can't use it like a fucking kebab stick woman! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll be in Manchester soon .
So will I.
What a coincidence
Me too
You get to meet my cucumber
Me 5.
Me 6
I’m going need a bigger cucumber
You can't use it like a fucking kebab stick woman!"
I'll bring Daddy carrot  |
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"I’ll be in Manchester soon .
So will I.
What a coincidence
Me too
You get to meet my cucumber
Me 5.
Me 6
I’m going need a bigger cucumber
You can't use it like a fucking kebab stick woman!
I'll bring Daddy carrot "
I'll bring a baby carrot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll be in Manchester soon .
So will I.
What a coincidence
Me too
You get to meet my cucumber
Me 5.
Me 6
I’m going need a bigger cucumber
You can't use it like a fucking kebab stick woman!"
Wanna bet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll be in Manchester soon .
So will I.
What a coincidence
Me too
You get to meet my cucumber
Me 5.
Me 6
I’m going need a bigger cucumber
You can't use it like a fucking kebab stick woman!
I'll bring Daddy carrot "
Ooh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well this has gone off on a tangent
What was the question
Fycked if I can remember, I come from a family of goldfish"
Us goldfish can't spell fucked either! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To be fair this extends to any woman who has shopped, worked, drove through or been in the general area.
I got on an aeroplane there once.
Hmm, there might be something to what you say  "
I’d land my chopper in your hanger |
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"That bloody Saffron does.
Not like us Wirralians - we're dead posh.
She’ll be along shortly acting all prudish
Knobs!!! I’m a giver not a taker
I’ll let you do me if I can do you first
I can’t deal with you crying again… you’re a really ugly crier….
It friggin hurt that’s why!! "
Were you using the spikey strap-on again Saffron? Or was he just whimpering because of the glass one being cold from the fridge? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That bloody Saffron does.
Not like us Wirralians - we're dead posh.
She’ll be along shortly acting all prudish
Knobs!!! I’m a giver not a taker
I’ll let you do me if I can do you first
I can’t deal with you crying again… you’re a really ugly crier….
It friggin hurt that’s why!!
Were you using the spikey strap-on again Saffron? Or was he just whimpering because of the glass one being cold from the fridge?"
It was a big long rubber thing with a flogging instrument attached to it with chains. It made my eyes water |
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