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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sounds like this is needed tonight, too many irks and moans, so, if you got something to get off your chest, stick it here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men on here from worksop think they are above everyone they think they are superior and full of themself's

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Men on here from worksop think they are above everyone they think they are superior and full of themself's"

PMSL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!"

I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I feel your pain"

Did you . It was pretty big

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!"

Is this one of your jokes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

Is this one of your jokes? "

Umm, I wish I could say it was

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I feel your pain

Did you . It was pretty big "

PMSL

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!"

Do you mean an inorganic cucumber?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

Do you mean an inorganic cucumber?"

It was an inanimate cucumber, double grip type

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My local Tesco had no Walkers roast chicken flavour crisps.

Cunts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My local Tesco had no Walkers roast chicken flavour crisps.

Cunts! "

Bastards...sanction them immediately

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

Do you mean an inorganic cucumber?"

Nope

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I have nothing to vent about today well I do but I had some great sex today so that has put me in a non venty (is that even a word ) mood so I'll just leave this thread now .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My local Tesco had no Walkers roast chicken flavour crisps.

Cunts! "

Bet it was the women in Manchester wot stole them

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Not really annoyed about anything at the moment, and if I was it would be incredibly insignificant compared to what some people are dealing with.

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By *hil most chillMan  over a year ago

South East & Europe


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I feel your pain

Did you . It was pretty big "

LOLLLLL

I came sooo close to a social meet this week, but ended up getting the silent treatment after they said they were going to check their availability

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need sleep. A full 8 hours uninterrupted. If anyone dares to wake me before my alarm they’re getting the hairy side of my hand.

Also we’re not meeting. It’s actually impossible for us to meet, can people stop trying to convince us to meet!!!

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By *errocaWoman  over a year ago

Shropshire

My tin opener has given up working.. Goes around, but doesn't open the can.. Very annoyed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

Do you mean an inorganic cucumber?

Nope "

You just needed an orgasmic cucumber

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need sleep. A full 8 hours uninterrupted. If anyone dares to wake me before my alarm they’re getting the hairy side of my hand.

Also we’re not meeting. It’s actually impossible for us to meet, can people stop trying to convince us to meet!!!"

So you're not meeting then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need sleep. A full 8 hours uninterrupted. If anyone dares to wake me before my alarm they’re getting the hairy side of my hand.

Also we’re not meeting. It’s actually impossible for us to meet, can people stop trying to convince us to meet!!!"

Ahem. Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My tin opener has given up working.. Goes around, but doesn't open the can.. Very annoyed. "

What goes around ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need sleep. A full 8 hours uninterrupted. If anyone dares to wake me before my alarm they’re getting the hairy side of my hand.

Also we’re not meeting. It’s actually impossible for us to meet, can people stop trying to convince us to meet!!!

So you're not meeting then?"

Send us 13 cock pics from different angles, a grainy pic of your face and explain exactly what you want to do to my wife and we might consider.

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By *errocaWoman  over a year ago

Shropshire


"My tin opener has given up working.. Goes around, but doesn't open the can.. Very annoyed.

What goes around ... "

Keeps on going around

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need sleep. A full 8 hours uninterrupted. If anyone dares to wake me before my alarm they’re getting the hairy side of my hand.

Also we’re not meeting. It’s actually impossible for us to meet, can people stop trying to convince us to meet!!!

So you're not meeting then?

Send us 13 cock pics from different angles, a grainy pic of your face and explain exactly what you want to do to my wife and we might consider."

Not even I love my cock that much to 13 photos of it

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By *lice MaliceWoman  over a year ago

The Facility


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!"

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People borrowing money and not paying it back on time ,then getting the hump when declined further loans as if I am a bank

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"People borrowing money and not paying it back on time ,then getting the hump when declined further loans as if I am a bank"

Kids?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People borrowing money and not paying it back on time ,then getting the hump when declined further loans as if I am a bank

Kids? "

supposed friends.

My children delightfully just seem to help themselves sadly .....

Daughters just quit her job and needs uni funding now ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People borrowing money and not paying it back on time ,then getting the hump when declined further loans as if I am a bank"

Why does it feel like a crime to ask for your own money back?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber' "

To be fair, it absolutely was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was "

Lucky cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Lucky cucumber "

Lucky me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was "

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fucking ghosting dickhead.

That feels better

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fucking ghosting dickhead.

That feels better "

Was you expecting a reply to that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario "

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Fucking ghosting dickhead.

That feels better "

Language Geraldine! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fucking ghosting dickhead.

That feels better "

Urgh . Sorry to hear that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fucking ghosting dickhead.

That feels better

Was you expecting a reply to that?"

No? I thought I could vent in a safe space.

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By *olex99Man  over a year ago

Hull


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!"

Was it more of a pickled gherkin by the time you finished with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me "

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fucking ghosting dickhead.

That feels better

Language Geraldine! x"

The cockwomble deserves it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People borrowing money and not paying it back on time ,then getting the hump when declined further loans as if I am a bank

Why does it feel like a crime to ask for your own money back?"

it's gotten to the point now I feel like I am funding half the town ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fucking ghosting dickhead.

That feels better

Was you expecting a reply to that?

No? I thought I could vent in a safe space. "

Well, unlike space, on fab everyone can hear you scream

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When your fanny is still slightly stinging from hair removal cream.

Another few hours and she'll be right I hope!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"People borrowing money and not paying it back on time ,then getting the hump when declined further loans as if I am a bank

Why does it feel like a crime to ask for your own money back?it's gotten to the point now I feel like I am funding half the town ..."

Change your nickname to HSBC

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Fucking ghosting dickhead.

That feels better

Language Geraldine! x

The cockwomble deserves it!"

You said yes to this one and he ghosted? His loss x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People borrowing money and not paying it back on time ,then getting the hump when declined further loans as if I am a bank

Why does it feel like a crime to ask for your own money back?it's gotten to the point now I feel like I am funding half the town ...

Change your nickname to HSBC"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When your fanny is still slightly stinging from hair removal cream.

Another few hours and she'll be right I hope!"

Could be worse, razor burn on the right testicle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then "

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fucking ghosting dickhead.

That feels better

Urgh . Sorry to hear that "

Thanks, lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went "

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable "

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fucking ghosting dickhead.

That feels better

Language Geraldine! x

The cockwomble deserves it!

You said yes to this one and he ghosted? His loss x"

For once I agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin "

Bet he's bragging to the other waste

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

Bet he's bragging to the other waste"

the cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion

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By *ighty_tightyMan  over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Had an actual date with an actual lady I like planned for tomorrow.

She's had to postpone, for a second time.

Meh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion"

And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Had an actual date with an actual lady I like planned for tomorrow.

She's had to postpone, for a second time.

Meh"

Least you got to a second time! She from Manchester by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some men have a 1 or 2 line bio basically telling how intelligent they are and then paste 30 lines of shite about Sydney university and Facebook.

Fuckwit wank puffins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Some men have a 1 or 2 line bio basically telling how intelligent they are and then paste 30 lines of shite about Sydney university and Facebook.

Fuckwit wank puffins. "

And now I'm off to totally rewrite my profile!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion

And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some men have a 1 or 2 line bio basically telling how intelligent they are and then paste 30 lines of shite about Sydney university and Facebook.

Fuckwit wank puffins. "

I need to remember that saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion

And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears

"

Cucumber has just contacted me, apparently he needs counselling, "the last time I went somewhere that dark it was -10 and light only worked when the door was opened"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion

And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears"

I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion

And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears

I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for "

I feel if they object themselves then you have a fair point

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can you objectify potatoes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can you objectify potatoes?"

I’ve seen some pretty slutty mash before

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can you objectify potatoes?"

You can, they have eye's easily offended when salad is dressing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Slutty mash is now a thing.... also Mrs has now banned me from making mash potatoe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slutty mash is now a thing.... also Mrs has now banned me from making mash potatoe"

I’d ask why but I’m afraid of the answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slutty mash is now a thing.... also Mrs has now banned me from making mash potatoe"

Did you out man sauce in it again...especially when in laws are visiting

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber' "

I think you find those are bit more

Expensive than organic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion

And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears

I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for "

Pretty sure he didn’t mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

I think you find those are bit more

Expensive than organic "

And along comes a sensible answer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slutty mash is now a thing.... also Mrs has now banned me from making mash potatoe

Did you out man sauce in it again...especially when in laws are visiting "

it's the look in there eye as realisation dawns upon them....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion

And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears

I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for

Pretty sure he didn’t mind "

Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion

And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears

I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for

Pretty sure he didn’t mind

Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich "

technically cucumbers are a sentiment organism... defin3tly Read that on the interweb

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion

And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears

I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for

Pretty sure he didn’t mind

Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich "

I'm more concerned that the cucumber didn't get chance to glove up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion

And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears

I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for

Pretty sure he didn’t mind

Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich

I'm more concerned that the cucumber didn't get chance to glove up"

Now he’s got to worry about all the baby cucumbers he may or may not have wanted. Does he have to pay maintenance? Will he pickle them? So many questions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion

And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears

I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for

Pretty sure he didn’t mind

Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich

I'm more concerned that the cucumber didn't get chance to glove up"

we should refere to cucumber as rocky ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion

And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears

I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for

Pretty sure he didn’t mind

Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich

I'm more concerned that the cucumber didn't get chance to glove up"

It’s ok, I did it for him

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion

And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears

I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for

Pretty sure he didn’t mind

Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich

I'm more concerned that the cucumber didn't get chance to glove up

It’s ok, I did it for him "

Oh you sweet talker, I bet he was speechless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion

And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears

I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for

Pretty sure he didn’t mind

Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich

I'm more concerned that the cucumber didn't get chance to glove up

It’s ok, I did it for him

Oh you sweet talker, I bet he was speechless"

It didn’t really matter, where he went, no one could hear him scream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

I'm guessing he won't be leaving you a veri then

Oh he had a good time, don’t you worry, how could he not, where he went

Is it now wrong to be jealous of a vegetable

I can ask him, he’s still in the bin

Bet he's bragging to the other wastethe cabbage is currently tugging itself off to oblivion

And I bet onion is bring the potato to tears

I feel like the objectification of vegetables in this thread is uncalled for

Pretty sure he didn’t mind

Can a cucumber give consent? Poor bugger just wanted to be in a tuna crunch sandwich

I'm more concerned that the cucumber didn't get chance to glove up

It’s ok, I did it for him

Oh you sweet talker, I bet he was speechless

It didn’t really matter, where he went, no one could hear him scream."

All the veg copped a deafen, in fear of being next...the celery was quivering!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Salad scream?

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By *ighty_tightyMan  over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Had an actual date with an actual lady I like planned for tomorrow.

She's had to postpone, for a second time.

Meh

Least you got to a second time! She from Manchester by any chance? "

You think I'd drive 5 hours to meet a girl?

Well yeah, I probably would

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've had such a rubbish day.. So busy +hectic with work

Went to the gym for some 'r+r' then did a lot of shouting when I got to the gym and realised i was 45 minutes early ffs

I'm home now in my jammies and oodie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Had an actual date with an actual lady I like planned for tomorrow.

She's had to postpone, for a second time.

Meh

Least you got to a second time! She from Manchester by any chance?

You think I'd drive 5 hours to meet a girl?

Well yeah, I probably would "

If you live in London that would be a 3 mile journey

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've had such a rubbish day.. So busy +hectic with work

Went to the gym for some 'r+r' then did a lot of shouting when I got to the gym and realised i was 45 minutes early ffs

I'm home now in my jammies and oodie "

You do know how to rock that sexxy look!

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By *ighty_tightyMan  over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Had an actual date with an actual lady I like planned for tomorrow.

She's had to postpone, for a second time.

Meh

Least you got to a second time! She from Manchester by any chance?

You think I'd drive 5 hours to meet a girl?

Well yeah, I probably would

If you live in London that would be a 3 mile journey"

Would that make me a southern softy and a shandy drinker though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Had an actual date with an actual lady I like planned for tomorrow.

She's had to postpone, for a second time.

Meh

Least you got to a second time! She from Manchester by any chance?

You think I'd drive 5 hours to meet a girl?

Well yeah, I probably would

If you live in London that would be a 3 mile journey

Would that make me a southern softy and a shandy drinker though?"

Not sure, I lived there for 40 years and neither

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Fucking decaf coffee.

That's all.

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By *ighty_tightyMan  over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Fucking decaf coffee.

That's all."

As pointless as alcohol free beer!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fucking decaf coffee.

That's all."

Bit messy that surely ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fucking decaf coffee.

That's all.

Bit messy that surely ??"

Exfoliating

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me "

He was a vegetable by the time you were done?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

He was a vegetable by the time you were done?"

Thars just a retarded response

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

He was a vegetable by the time you were done?"

He was good for nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

He was a vegetable by the time you were done?

He was good for nothing "

Now thats a lie!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fucking decaf coffee.

That's all.

Bit messy that surely ??"

Hence the venting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slightly annoyed I bought an organic cucumber, when for what I used it for a non organic would have sufficed!

I read that as 'orgasmic cucumber'

To be fair, it absolutely was

Did the cucumber than you afterwards or was a use and abuse scenario

Oh I used that bad boy and discarded it like it meant nothing, hard as nails me

He was a vegetable by the time you were done?

He was good for nothing

Now thats a lie! "

True, he was so good

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