Insurance companies introduce a new section for swingers where they must dick, sorry “tick”, all the activities they are interested in. Premiums are expected to rise… unlike some dicks once they see this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keysers cock really is 13 inches.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am inevitable

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By *ames5169Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Woman states preference for SWC

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By *ames5169Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Woman replies to message!!

Not happening

I’ll never know as I can’t message you!! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

5 fingerblasting tips to make your lady squirt everytime!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Freddie Starr ate my c*nt!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/03/22 16:41:33]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

SuperTVWearsNiceLipstickDressSenseIsAttrocious

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Fab woman wanks over fab man. Sends tribute video.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"SuperTVWearsNiceLipstickDressSenseIsAttrocious "

or even atrocious ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woman abducted by aliens for sexual experiments addresses UFO Spotters convention on the anniversary of her ordeal.

Mistress Big Dong spoke to an unusually small audience as no UFO's have been reported in the last year.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men rise up: Women are dead inside.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Celebrations as site reaches 10K "is my dick big enough" threads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Read all about it Fabbers:

MAN COMPLETELY INDIFFERENT TO GIVING ORAL AND MASSAGE!!!

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Heavy Cummer meets a sticky end…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

THIRD-PERSON CRACKDOWN: SUSPECT ARRESTED.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"THIRD-PERSON CRACKDOWN: SUSPECT ARRESTED. "

SUSPECT CLAIMS - "IT WASN'T CARLOS"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From the Fabday Sport:

VWE BUMMER FOUND ON THE MOON

(One for those of a certain age there..)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Archeologists exploring caves in mesopotania discover moron who started trend of sending dick pics.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Sydney University poll suggests women like bald, short, fat, hairy, tall, bearded, straight, bi, curved, clean shaven, trimmed, girthy, hung, fit, funny, boring men. World rejoices.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

Read all about it, read all about it - Man from Fab admits he can only lick a pussy for 2 minutes & 7 seconds before calling it a day.

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Essex woman disappointed to find BBC party was for Huw Edwards and newsreader colleagues

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Read all about it, read all about it - Man from Fab admits he can only lick a pussy for 2 minutes & 7 seconds before calling it a day. "

More stamina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every guy on fab had sex last night!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NEWS FLASH

Jim’s thread has stayed untouched

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Read all about it, read all about it - Man from Fab admits he can only lick a pussy for 2 minutes & 7 seconds before calling it a day. "

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Read all about it, read all about it - Man from Fab admits he can only lick a pussy for 2 minutes & 7 seconds before calling it a day.

More stamina

I couldn't possibly comment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The return of Carlos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The return of Carlos"

Which one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Headline news---man doesn't complain for a whole hour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Headline news---man doesn't complain for a whole hour "

You're in fantasy mode now

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

A Fab exclusive...

MELI'S QUIM PICTURES ON PROFILE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Fab exclusive...

MELI'S QUIM PICTURES ON PROFILE!

Fake news!!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Not to be missed....the unveiling of our Granny Crumpet

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Fab purgatory revelled...the place where all those never to be seen again are at

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nora’s Foo goes public

Wonko goes UNLOS

Men say no to women begging them for meets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

F@B has never been to Aldi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shag gets his shag tonight.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"F@B has never been to Aldi

I honestly waa just about to write this

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

F&B doesn't really like fruit,especially watermelons.

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By *amantha TSWoman over a year ago

Swindon

Breaking news - all male profiles shun dick pics and have identical write ups after the best "what's wrong with my profile" thread goes viral....

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"NEWS FLASH

Jim’s thread has stayed untouched "

He likes us touching it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Members distraught as Busman goes whole day without a new thread

it just so happens

Haha . Just to add I actually enjoy your threads

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Breaking news - all male profiles shun dick pics and have identical write ups after the best "what's wrong with my profile" thread goes viral...."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beast that needs taming, can anyone help?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beast that needs taming, can anyone help?"
thats not news or unlikely

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Random FAF message generates positive meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus is ressurected!

Actually I wonder what did happen to Jesus, haven't seen him here for years.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Nora flashes the gash.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beast that needs taming, can anyone help?thats not news or unlikely "

Send in Wonderwoman lol

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

WARNING: Dangerous Tom sighted in Essex, says Killer Shark.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beast roaming uk, seeking prey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a readers survey, 99% of women admitted that they preferred men with penis's less than 5 inches !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In a readers survey, 99% of women admitted that they preferred men with penis's less than 5 inches !!

Pmsl

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Man from Skegness scoops Guinness world record for eating pussy for days, IwillBashYourQuim managed 5 days straight, beating the previously held record of 22 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man caught doing real DIY in Rickshaws home...the plumber was nowhere to be seen

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

In an astonishing turn of event a man actually showed up to a social.

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By *all me FlikWoman over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Sydney University report claims nothing to see on Fab.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"In a readers survey, 99% of women admitted that they preferred men with penis's less than 5 inches !!

What page is that on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beast devours group of horny woman, becomes tamed for 5 minutes then eats 5 pussies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In a readers survey, 99% of women admitted that they preferred men with penis's less than 5 inches !!

What page is that on?

That would be front page news !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

World health organisation says sucking off average or smaller penis's gives you more immunity than COVID jabs !!

Ps. This is actually true !! I'm sure I read it somewhere

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

The long thought lost, Meli's quim photo, discovered in Birmingham fab user's loft.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

World Exclusive.

Man with 10inch cock doesn't boast about it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"World Exclusive.

Man with 10inch cock doesn't boast about it.

Fuck, I thought I was unique

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WARNING: Dangerous Tom sighted in Essex, says Killer Shark."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sydney University reveal the exact number of dick pics required to get a meet. The answer may surprise you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sydney University reveal the exact number of dick pics required to get a meet. The answer may surprise you."

Please tell me it’s just the one, and it needs to have measuring markings on it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sydney University reveal the exact number of dick pics required to get a meet. The answer may surprise you.

Please tell me it’s just the one, and it needs to have measuring markings on it.

You are mistaking meadure marking for depth guages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sydney University reveal the exact number of dick pics required to get a meet. The answer may surprise you.

Please tell me it’s just the one, and it needs to have measuring markings on it.

Based on extensive research it’s actually 17.6. Men with 17.5 or lower get more replies but the real success stories start at 17.6. Oddly 17.7 or more varies depending on angles of said dick pics.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man impregnated countless women not on the pill and hits record child maintenance bills.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Erect Jim experiences a massive flop.

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Hairy vs. Smooth

Beard vs. Stubble

Waxed vs. Shaved