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What mattress to get in van?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ideas please be nice for a premier Inn mattress but i dont have room currently have Futon mattress on top a mattress topper comfy but bulky where can i get caravan mattress from? Then who would come and fuck me lol

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Fuck you in your van?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A caravan mattress shop

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By *ichaelangelaCouple  over a year ago

notts


"A caravan mattress shop"

nah, think he wants everything on the cheap.... including a cheap fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck you in your van? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A caravan mattress shop

nah, think he wants everything on the cheap.... including a cheap fuck."

Hard to find a local shop to make. Need custom made

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you in your van? "

Ooooh now there’s an offer for you

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Fuck you in your van?

Yes"

I've had spontaneous car fucks before when the sexual tension was so electric there was no waiting to get home, but an intentional back of the van bonk isn't something I'd do no matter how comfy the mattress.

Ambiance plays a part

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By *inkyeroticaCouple  over a year ago

Ampthill

Plenty of suppliers out there for “rock and roll” beds to convert a van into a camper van. It’s big business at the moment. If you want a bed there all the time there are suppliers for that also.

Google is your friend.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I’d choose a warm bed in a house than a van any day, and it’s a bit chilly for a van fumble too

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Fuck you in your van!"

Was that a question, exclamation or a curse?

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman  over a year ago

Thurrock

Hi to a caravan shop

As for who'd wanna fuck you in your van unfortunately the answer is likely to be very few people

They'll definitely be a few people into the outdoor / in a van kink but they'll likely be in the minority to those who'd prefer, a comfy bed in your home or a hotel will get a much better uptake I'd imagine

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By *otmyrealname99Man  over a year ago

Manchester

Whichever mattress you get please write in the dust on the back of the van "if the vans's a rockin' don't come a knockin'"

I'm assuming the vans's a dusty one I know

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By *otmyrealname99Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Fuck you in your van!

Was that a question, exclamation or a curse? "

I assumed auto correct changed and for in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Depending on size of vehicle you could get a divan in there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

BeastyMattresses.com - now with extra “no-memory” foam top coating*.

(*Rohyphnol)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get a dreams mattress.

Also, coincidentally, the only place in which you’ll be getting a fuck in your van.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A sticky one make it look like you been there before

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I’d choose a warm bed in a house than a van any day, and it’s a bit chilly for a van fumble too "

I have a night heater so warm in there feels like Jamaica lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I’d choose a warm bed in a house than a van any day, and it’s a bit chilly for a van fumble too

I have a night heater so warm in there feels like Jamaica lol"

Oh I was just going to say that I imagine it to have a lovely Caribbean feel to it

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North


"Ideas please be nice for a premier Inn mattress but i dont have room currently have Futon mattress on top a mattress topper comfy but bulky where can i get caravan mattress from? Then who would come and fuck me lol"

Absolutely not. Cannot think of anything worse

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

All I can think off is ‘Getinthebackofthevan!’ a la the copper off Withnail

Happy mattress shopping.

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By *entBarryUKMan  over a year ago

Ashford


"Fuck you in your van? "

Sorry, not related, but your profile is brilliant. Now googling filthy dad jokes, lol.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Fuck you in your van?

Sorry, not related, but your profile is brilliant. Now googling filthy dad jokes, lol. "

Thank you

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By *entBarryUKMan  over a year ago

Ashford


"Ideas please be nice for a premier Inn mattress but i dont have room currently have Futon mattress on top a mattress topper comfy but bulky where can i get caravan mattress from? Then who would come and fuck me lol"

Sounds like you need to trawl fb marketplace for someone chucking out caravan mattresses. Or you could always make a foam one. Foam is easy to get and wrap it in two large thick blankets sewn together.

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