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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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I an currently snaffling a delicious Belgium Bun and getting thoroughly messy

Sooooo.... what's In your gob right now

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A strepsil.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Just my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Several pithy comments and witty comebacks.

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"A strepsil. "

Oh nooooooo lurgy alert

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Just my tongue"

No teeth

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Several pithy comments and witty comebacks. "

As per normal

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Just my tongue

No teeth"

Had them pulled

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A strepsil.

Oh nooooooo lurgy alert "

It's just a cough.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Several pithy comments and witty comebacks.

As per normal "

I might use them one day instead of the usual drivel I post on here.

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Just my tongue

No teeth

Had them pulled "

With just whiskey as an anesthetic

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Nothing but now I want to stuff a Belgian bun in it

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Pencil....

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"A strepsil.

Oh nooooooo lurgy alert

It's just a cough. "

A polite cough...

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Several pithy comments and witty comebacks.

As per normal

I might use them one day instead of the usual drivel I post on here. "

Twice would be nice

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Nothing but now I want to stuff a Belgian bun in it "

I'll send one up x

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Pencil...."

Lead or rubber

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A penis.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pain au raisin on the train on the way to have some fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A penis."

Oh no, wait, that’s her.

I’m watching porn.

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol


"Pencil....

Lead or rubber"

No rubber on end so guess wood and graphite.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Iron bru just take a drink

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A strepsil.

Oh nooooooo lurgy alert

It's just a cough.

A polite cough..."

No - it's keeping me awake at night. Pffffft.

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Pain au raisin on the train on the way to have some fun"

Yum have fun

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"A penis.

Oh no, wait, that’s her.

I’m watching porn. "

Live or tv

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Pencil....

Lead or rubber

No rubber on end so guess wood and graphite..... "

Tongue splinters....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Just finished a lemon pastry, it’s nearly lunch time

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Iron bru just take a drink "

Ooooh yum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A penis.

Oh no, wait, that’s her.

I’m watching porn.

Live or tv"

If it was live I wouldn’t be on here!

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"A strepsil.

Oh nooooooo lurgy alert

It's just a cough.

A polite cough...

No - it's keeping me awake at night. Pffffft. "

So not quite hacking your lungs up yet then

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Just finished a lemon pastry, it’s nearly lunch time "

Oooooooh that sounds delicious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Iron bru just take a drink

Ooooh yum "

Definitely is that it’s my soft drink off chose being Scottish and all that

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Nothing but now I want to stuff a Belgian bun in it

I'll send one up x"

Yay

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"A penis.

Oh no, wait, that’s her.

I’m watching porn.

Live or tv

If it was live I wouldn’t be on here! "

Multi tasking.... oh wait

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Just finished a lemon pastry, it’s nearly lunch time

Oooooooh that sounds delicious"

It was, although it turned out to be more like a cake than pastry, my French is rubbish

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Iron bru just take a drink

Ooooh yum

Definitely is that it’s my soft drink off chose being Scottish and all that "

Aye xxx

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden

The bitter taste of resentment is what is in my mouth.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I almost bought Belgian buns but I would have been tempted to eat both that were in the pack, so I bought an apple Danish instead.

That was the last thing I had in my mouth.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"A strepsil.

Oh nooooooo lurgy alert

It's just a cough.

A polite cough...

No - it's keeping me awake at night. Pffffft. "

Have you tried gargling with soluble Aspirin?

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By *ighty_tightyMan  over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Erm . . . . German sausage

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"The bitter taste of resentment is what is in my mouth."

What's up treacle

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Nothing not allowed cake! Love belgun buns x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spearmint chews found in a local shop and sold by the quarter!

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Nothing not allowed cake! Love belgun buns x"

Not allowed cake??????

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Spearmint chews found in a local shop and sold by the quarter!"

How many did you buy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

San Miguel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just my tongue

And the thought of cake right now is making my mouth water

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"San Miguel "

Chilled with lime

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Just my tongue

And the thought of cake right now is making my mouth water "

No teeth

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"Nothing not allowed cake! Love belgun buns x

Not allowed cake??????"

Diabetic fed up with it at mo! But that's life! Lots worse of for sure x

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Nothing not allowed cake! Love belgun buns x

Not allowed cake??????

Diabetic fed up with it at mo! But that's life! Lots worse of for sure x"

Ahhh I see x

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I had a finger of fudge not that long ago so that’s still on my tastebuds.

Cadbury’s by the way not the chaps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Banana

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing right now although my stomach is growing at me.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone left a set of false teeth on their tray at the cafe in Morrisons so I've been wearing them all day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Five minutes ago, it was raspberry coconut ice covered in dark chocolate.

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"I had a finger of fudge not that long ago so that’s still on my tastebuds.

Cadbury’s by the way not the chaps

"

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Banana"

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Nothing right now although my stomach is growing at me.

NBVN x"

Always obey your stomach

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Someone left a set of false teeth on their tray at the cafe in Morrisons so I've been wearing them all day. "

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Five minutes ago, it was raspberry coconut ice covered in dark chocolate."

Oooooh yes, send some down x

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there

Just had a chocolate custard Danish slice and a packet of cheese and onion ringos

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just had a chocolate custard Danish slice and a packet of cheese and onion ringos "

Mmm pucker up

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Just had a chocolate custard Danish slice and a packet of cheese and onion ringos "

That is some serious flavour mixing there Cherry x

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Decaf coffee.

Apparently I have a caffeine issue that needs dealing with

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Decaf coffee.

Apparently I have a caffeine issue that needs dealing with "

Are you getting symptoms Posh x

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Brussels sprouts with butter and bacon

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Brussels sprouts with butter and bacon "

Ooooh food filth... love it

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By *ack688Man  over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I just had some blueberry banana bread that I made a couple of days ago, very nice it was too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spearmint chews found in a local shop and sold by the quarter!

How many did you buy"

half a pound and ate the lot

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

Glad I opened this now as I have toast in my mouth

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

More toast

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there


"More toast"

Big mac and cbd tea

I'm in a happy place

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I an currently snaffling a delicious Belgium Bun and getting thoroughly messy

Sooooo.... what's In your gob right now "

Absolutely nowt. Back on plan after gaining a shitloaf of weight since Christmas.

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By *rReyMan  over a year ago

Fleet


"I an currently snaffling a delicious Belgium Bun and getting thoroughly messy

Sooooo.... what's In your gob right now "

My tongue

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

A very poorly tooth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shitloaf. Says it all really

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs

A star bar washed down with a coffee

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Haribo Goldbears

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there


"Shitloaf. Says it all really "

I'm going to use that word as often as I can

'My body aches fecking all over, work is a goddam shitloaf right now..'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shitloaf. Says it all really

I'm going to use that word as often as I can

'My body aches fecking all over, work is a goddam shitloaf right now..'

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vanilla protein shake

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there


"Vanilla protein shake "

He'll ^^^ be parping all night...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Vanilla protein shake

He'll ^^^ be parping all night...

"

But looking svelte while doing it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Easter egg

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cherry juice

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there


"Cherry juice "

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just did a cuppa trump so particles of that

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you? "

Another pint should do it please

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there


"Vanilla protein shake

He'll ^^^ be parping all night...

But looking svelte while doing it!"

He probably could make it look sexy

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

Another pint should do it please "

*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....

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By *ood Girl KatWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

Stitches

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

Another pint should do it please

*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand.... "

Oh _eah baby

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

Another pint should do it please

*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand.... "

Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

Another pint should do it please

*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....

Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season "

^ he knows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

Another pint should do it please

*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....

Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season

^ he knows "

Good job I can breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hobgoblin forreal!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

Another pint should do it please

*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....

Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season

^ he knows

Good job I can breathe through my ears "

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

Another pint should do it please

*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....

Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season

^ he knows

Good job I can breathe through my ears

Prove it "

Come on then you pair and just leave one ear exposed

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

Another pint should do it please

*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....

Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season

^ he knows

Good job I can breathe through my ears

Prove it "

Not if thighs are clamped over them...

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

Another pint should do it please

*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....

Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season

^ he knows

Good job I can breathe through my ears

Prove it

Not if thighs are clamped over them... "

You make a good point.

Fuck it. If he dies, he dies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lemsip.

I'm feeling rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

Another pint should do it please

*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....

Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season

^ he knows

Good job I can breathe through my ears

Prove it

Not if thighs are clamped over them...

You make a good point.

Fuck it. If he dies, he dies "

I’m prepared to take that risk….last will and testimony is written out for the local gerbil shelter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just coffee right now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jaffa cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lemsip

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

Another pint should do it please

*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....

Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season

^ he knows

Good job I can breathe through my ears

Prove it

Not if thighs are clamped over them...

You make a good point.

Fuck it. If he dies, he dies

I’m prepared to take that risk….last will and testimony is written out for the local gerbil shelter "

You're a good, brave and noble man. Songs will be sung of your deeds.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

Another pint should do it please

*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....

Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season

^ he knows

Good job I can breathe through my ears

Prove it

Not if thighs are clamped over them...

You make a good point.

Fuck it. If he dies, he dies "

Always the humanitarian

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sticky Toffee Pudding Chocolate Hob Nobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Vanilla protein shake

He'll ^^^ be parping all night...

But looking svelte while doing it!

He probably could make it look sexy "

Feeling called out and flattered at the same time. So many emotions

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

Another pint should do it please

*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....

Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season

^ he knows

Good job I can breathe through my ears

Prove it

Not if thighs are clamped over them...

You make a good point.

Fuck it. If he dies, he dies

Always the humanitarian "

Totally am

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

Another pint should do it please

*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....

Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season

^ he knows

Good job I can breathe through my ears

Prove it

Not if thighs are clamped over them...

You make a good point.

Fuck it. If he dies, he dies

I’m prepared to take that risk….last will and testimony is written out for the local gerbil shelter

You're a good, brave and noble man. Songs will be sung of your deeds."

Screw that….just hold an orgy in my name instead and charge them entry.

Then donate that money to the local donkey sanctuary….animals lives matter an all that

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

Another pint should do it please

*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....

Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season

^ he knows

Good job I can breathe through my ears

Prove it

Not if thighs are clamped over them...

You make a good point.

Fuck it. If he dies, he dies

I’m prepared to take that risk….last will and testimony is written out for the local gerbil shelter

You're a good, brave and noble man. Songs will be sung of your deeds.

Screw that….just hold an orgy in my name instead and charge them entry.

Then donate that money to the local donkey sanctuary….animals lives matter an all that "

Deal.

Now... just to test the theory

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"Sticky Toffee Pudding Chocolate Hob Nobs"

OMG I've been told these exist. Very envious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cherry juice

Hope I squeezed enough out for you?

Another pint should do it please

*glugs a litre of water and ramps up the wand....

Blimey you pair would make a lethal combination and cause a hosepipe ban in the rainy season

^ he knows

Good job I can breathe through my ears

Prove it

Not if thighs are clamped over them...

You make a good point.

Fuck it. If he dies, he dies

Always the humanitarian

Totally am "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Vanilla protein shake

He'll ^^^ be parping all night...

But looking svelte while doing it!

He probably could make it look sexy

Feeling called out and flattered at the same time. So many emotions "

.. Or just wind??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Vanilla protein shake

He'll ^^^ be parping all night...

But looking svelte while doing it!

He probably could make it look sexy

Feeling called out and flattered at the same time. So many emotions

.. Or just wind?? "

Wait hang on... Yeah you're right

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Vanilla protein shake

He'll ^^^ be parping all night...

But looking svelte while doing it!

He probably could make it look sexy

Feeling called out and flattered at the same time. So many emotions

.. Or just wind??

Wait hang on... Yeah you're right "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cream egg

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