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over a year ago
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"You get annoyed at having to actually pay money for a taxi."
Hate that, especially when you've spent the entire ride bent over the back seat with your a-hole in the air.  |
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over a year ago
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"You get annoyed at having to actually pay money for a taxi.
Hate that, especially when you've spent the entire ride bent over the back seat with your a-hole in the air. "
Howlingggggg  |
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over a year ago
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"You get annoyed at having to actually pay money for a taxi.
Hate that, especially when you've spent the entire ride bent over the back seat with your a-hole in the air. "
Think I need to be your driver in future  |
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".. you spit on a banana before eating it
What else, Fabsters?  "
You know when you’ve been watching too much lorn when you find yourself in bed with a stunning girl and spend half an hour grunting away with an angry looking face before cumming ... instead of exploding after about 30 seconds like a normal person would |
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"You start having a wank when the hotel maid comes to clean your room and instead of finishing the job for you she calls security and you get arrested "
... and having been arrested for wanking in front of the hotel maid, you don’t end up being spanked and shagged by a really hot policewoman for being naughty,
Instead you get charged, lose your job and go on the sex offenders register. |
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One of your colleagues in work described herself as a greedy girl, and your reaction earns you a call from HR.
Hot on the heels of the previous incident when someone referred to a pothole in the carpark as “a gaping hole”, things aren’t looking good |
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I was on a work visit to New York many years ago, was having a few beers with my New York colleagues after work and 2 of them bought me beers at the same time. They apologised for this inconvenience, but I said it was no problem, I’d drink both. I then learned that the local terminology for having 2 beers stacked up like that is “double fisting”. Luckily, I managed to clarify this before any lasting damage had been done to any of my colleagues |
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"You start having a wank when the hotel maid comes to clean your room and instead of finishing the job for you she calls security and you get arrested
... and having been arrested for wanking in front of the hotel maid, you don’t end up being spanked and shagged by a really hot policewoman for being naughty,
Instead you get charged, lose your job and go on the sex offenders register. "
oh my god. I should not have read this thread at work |
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