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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is the worst movie you’ve ever seen? and I mean seriously no bring edgy or anything,
Rules are:No judging others picks
Has to be western or at least released in west
Please give a reason
Thats it really
Mine is one called Anti-Life as in anti the life I will never get back from that garbage |
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Dirty Dancing
Ghost
Magic Michael
PSML I love you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I watched 300 last week, pants. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quiz Show |
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I hardly ever turn a film off but High Fidelity was the exception. Just so so bad |
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By *inell1Man
over a year ago
Ipswich |
Money Plane...absolute garbage from start to finish |
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Llamageddon......(i kid you not) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mother! by Darren Aronovsky is pretty bad |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the worst movie you’ve ever seen? and I mean seriously no bring edgy or anything,
Rules are:No judging others picks
Has to be western or at least released in west
Please give a reason
Thats it really
Mine is one called Anti-Life as in anti the life I will never get back from that garbage"
Should give my reason so I shall
It was a movie marketed as having bruce willis(of die hard fame).Little did I know that he just phones in every movie from the third one.Effects were god horrible not even in a charming way.Dialogue was so stilted,One decent actor(not willis) in the whole thing,Rubbish story,Rubbish everything |
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Moonfall
Titanic
Ghost
Postcard
Any romcom lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The one about Abraham Lincoln. Lasted forever and was fucking dull. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Movie 43 will forever hold this title.
Those that have not seen it will never understand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The one about Abraham Lincoln. Lasted forever and was fucking dull."
What one,
The vampire hunting ones a classic lol |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Anything starring Ryan Gosling.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Ticking Clock with Cuba Gooding Jr in it, no idea what the story was but I know I will never waste my time watching it again. Pure shite. |
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"larvantula"
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Indiana Jones and the crystal skull..... (I still stand by the fact there are only 3 find in that series) they should have never made the last one!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The one about Abraham Lincoln. Lasted forever and was fucking dull.
What one,
The vampire hunting ones a classic lol"
Think it was called Lincoln, funnily enough  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cosmic Sin. Alien Sci-Fi Supposedly set in year 2524. Apparently by then we’re still firing machine guns and driving 4x4 pick ups. I last 20 minutes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rubber was complete bollocks too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Titanic, worst 3 hours of my (Luke’s) life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cosmic Sin. Alien Sci-Fi Supposedly set in year 2524. Apparently by then we’re still firing machine guns and driving 4x4 pick ups. I last 20 minutes. "
Oh yes that one was released with anti-life,Heard its equally rubbish |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
My memory’s pretty rubbish but ones that springs to mind are Grease 2. Shockingly bad and I don’t think I watched all the way through. Also, that Mama Mia one with Cher in it. The first one was cac but the that one is shite. And I’m a massive ABBA fan - maybe that’s why I hate the films. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The one about Abraham Lincoln. Lasted forever and was fucking dull.
What one,
The vampire hunting ones a classic lol
Think it was called Lincoln, funnily enough "
Not the vampire hunter one then would have had yo break the judging rule lol if you hated that masterpiece |
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"My memory’s pretty rubbish but ones that springs to mind are Grease 2. Shockingly bad and I don’t think I watched all the way through. Also, that Mama Mia one with Cher in it. The first one was cac but the that one is shite. And I’m a massive ABBA fan - maybe that’s why I hate the films. "
 I love Grease 2 because it's so shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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La la zzzzzz greatest showbore |
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Plan 9 from outer space is officially the worst movie ever made
But that said I quite like it really |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"My memory’s pretty rubbish but ones that springs to mind are Grease 2. Shockingly bad and I don’t think I watched all the way through. Also, that Mama Mia one with Cher in it. The first one was cac but the that one is shite. And I’m a massive ABBA fan - maybe that’s why I hate the films.
I love Grease 2 because it's so shit "
Ha it’s a thin line, I like Jaws 3 and 4 because they are super shite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blair witch project  |
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The miserables was pretty wank. Too much singing and an abundance of annoying actors to boot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fast track no limits It’s a knock off fast and the Furious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe not the worst but after the first one being so good Wonder Woman 1984 was awful. We turned it off after about 45 minutes.
Every 50 shades film. Mrs NE made me take her to the pictures for all of them and they were so bad. |
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"Maybe not the worst but after the first one being so good Wonder Woman 1984 was awful. We turned it off after about 45 minutes.
Every 50 shades film. Mrs NE made me take her to the pictures for all of them and they were so bad."
Of course 50 shades is bad, it's twilight fanfiction. |
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"I watched 300 last week, pants."
best line ever came from 300
"THIS IS SPARTA" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any of the starship troopers apart from the first one |
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"Any of the starship troopers apart from the first one"
I dunno, the second one was just awful. The third one was bad but retained enough cheese so redeem it in my eyes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Breakdance 2 (electric boogaloo) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any of the starship troopers apart from the first one"
Hmm agree don't know what they were thinking when they made sequels.RIP dizzy |
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Cell (2016) yet to find anyone who disagrees |
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Grand Budapest Hotel
Dornie darko |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe not the worst but after the first one being so good Wonder Woman 1984 was awful. We turned it off after about 45 minutes.
Every 50 shades film. Mrs NE made me take her to the pictures for all of them and they were so bad.
Of course 50 shades is bad, it's twilight fanfiction."
I forgot about twilight. The only vampire film with no blood in. Terrible. |
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Dude Where's My Car ..
It's so much utter drivel it actually makes me angry that I watched it  |
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"Dude Where's My Car ..
It's so much utter drivel it actually makes me angry that I watched it "
Sweet |
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"Dude Where's My Car ..
It's so much utter drivel it actually makes me angry that I watched it
Sweet "
Only you can get away with that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My memory’s pretty rubbish but ones that springs to mind are Grease 2. Shockingly bad and I don’t think I watched all the way through. Also, that Mama Mia one with Cher in it. The first one was cac but the that one is shite. And I’m a massive ABBA fan - maybe that’s why I hate the films. "
Where does the pollen go? |
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"Maybe not the worst but after the first one being so good Wonder Woman 1984 was awful. We turned it off after about 45 minutes.
Every 50 shades film. Mrs NE made me take her to the pictures for all of them and they were so bad.
Of course 50 shades is bad, it's twilight fanfiction.
I forgot about twilight. The only vampire film with no blood in. Terrible."
One girls choice between necrophilia and beastiality |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Invasion Earth. The John Travolta one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dude Where's My Car ..
It's so much utter drivel it actually makes me angry that I watched it
Sweet "
Dude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of the later Steve seagull ones are stinkers am talking post under siege and where he has spray on hair and weighs 30 stone.
Also if anyone says sharknado they need to leave the thread |
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"My memory’s pretty rubbish but ones that springs to mind are Grease 2. Shockingly bad and I don’t think I watched all the way through. Also, that Mama Mia one with Cher in it. The first one was cac but the that one is shite. And I’m a massive ABBA fan - maybe that’s why I hate the films.
Where does the pollen go?"
Oh Jethro 
I think I just broke my vocal chords trying to get low enough |
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"Dude Where's My Car ..
It's so much utter drivel it actually makes me angry that I watched it
Sweet
Dude "
Sweet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My memory’s pretty rubbish but ones that springs to mind are Grease 2. Shockingly bad and I don’t think I watched all the way through. Also, that Mama Mia one with Cher in it. The first one was cac but the that one is shite. And I’m a massive ABBA fan - maybe that’s why I hate the films.
Where does the pollen go?
Oh Jethro
I think I just broke my vocal chords trying to get low enough "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dude Where's My Car ..
It's so much utter drivel it actually makes me angry that I watched it
Sweet
Dude
Sweet!"
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By *ornyguyMan
over a year ago
Hillsborough, NI |
"Quiz Show"
I like Quiz Show |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of the later Steve seagull ones are stinkers am talking post under siege and where he has spray on hair and weighs 30 stone.
Also if anyone says sharknado they need to leave the thread "
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Hobo with a Shotgun
The Greasy struggler
Was left thinking 'wtf' did I just watch hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Debbie does london |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Debbie does london"
The whole thing!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"My memory’s pretty rubbish but ones that springs to mind are Grease 2. Shockingly bad and I don’t think I watched all the way through. Also, that Mama Mia one with Cher in it. The first one was cac but the that one is shite. And I’m a massive ABBA fan - maybe that’s why I hate the films.
Where does the pollen go?
Oh Jethro
I think I just broke my vocal chords trying to get low enough
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Aw bugger, I just googled to check that and listened to the song and now my ears are bleeding and I’m all out of tampons!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some of the later Steve seagull ones are stinkers am talking post under siege and where he has spray on hair and weighs 30 stone.
Also if anyone says sharknado they need to leave the thread "
Heard rumours about the latest seagull ones but apparently he’s gone the same way as willis resting on one decent movie.Spray on hair though?,Don’t think willis was that vain
Sort of agree on sharknado at least those movies are somewhat self-aware |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Batman v superman. Easily the worst movie I've ever seen. |
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"My memory’s pretty rubbish but ones that springs to mind are Grease 2. Shockingly bad and I don’t think I watched all the way through. Also, that Mama Mia one with Cher in it. The first one was cac but the that one is shite. And I’m a massive ABBA fan - maybe that’s why I hate the films.
Where does the pollen go?
Oh Jethro
I think I just broke my vocal chords trying to get low enough
Aw bugger, I just googled to check that and listened to the song and now my ears are bleeding and I’m all out of tampons! "
Reproduction Reproduction |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of the later Steve seagull ones are stinkers am talking post under siege and where he has spray on hair and weighs 30 stone.
Also if anyone says sharknado they need to leave the thread
Heard rumours about the latest seagull ones but apparently he’s gone the same way as willis resting on one decent movie.Spray on hair though?,Don’t think willis was that vain
Sort of agree on sharknado at least those movies are somewhat self-aware"
Will has moved onto shyte b movie crap now. You seen the death wish remake?
Bronson would be doing his nut |
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Snakes on a Plane was decent however the plotline and acting in Snakes on a Train was terrible. As for the ending...you just have to see it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nude nuns with big guns
Flesh Gordon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remake of the hitcher with Sean bean
Absolute gash |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some of the later Steve seagull ones are stinkers am talking post under siege and where he has spray on hair and weighs 30 stone.
Also if anyone says sharknado they need to leave the thread
Heard rumours about the latest seagull ones but apparently he’s gone the same way as willis resting on one decent movie.Spray on hair though?,Don’t think willis was that vain
Sort of agree on sharknado at least those movies are somewhat self-aware
Will has moved onto shyte b movie crap now. You seen the death wish remake?
Bronson would be doing his nut "
Heard about it Anti-life is one of his to by the way so if that's any indication I’m not touching it with a ten-foot pole lol.
Aye think the’ve both milked their fame far too much haha,Do sometimes question if willis was ever that good though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Harry Potter what is it even all about I couldn't get into it at all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nude nuns with big guns
Flesh Gordon "
No pornos lol,Thats another thread entirely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lesbian vampire killers |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
Jesus Christ Superstar, guy that talented and he doesn't go show business. |
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Evidently none of you have seen 'Themroc' a 1973 French film.
It was absolute rubbish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Prêt-à-Porter.
Pretentious dogshite. |
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No Time To Die....utter disappointment |
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Hostel - because it is just grim
Grease 2 - why oh why did you bother
Star Wars 1-3
Sharknado - didn’t get past the trailer
Paul
Galaxy Quest - only time I’ve walked out of a movie
Most romcoms - twee nonsense |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last jedi worst movie i ever saw i threw my left over at the screen after it |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Hostel - because it is just grim
Grease 2 - why oh why did you bother
Star Wars 1-3
Sharknado - didn’t get past the trailer
Paul
Galaxy Quest - only time I’ve walked out of a movie
Most romcoms - twee nonsense "
Nope! The sequels were far worse than prequels.
Galaxy quest is an amazing movie!
We are no longer friends! |
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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago
Reading |
Birdman . Watched all of it . Why did I ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Face Off.
Absolute fucking dung.
Even a family size bag of Minstrels and a fingering on the way home couldn't save the night after I'd sat through that pish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Face Off.
Absolute fucking dung.
Even a family size bag of Minstrels and a fingering on the way home couldn't save the night after I'd sat through that pish."
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Every single star wars or Star Trek film!
Dogma
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"Hostel - because it is just grim
Grease 2 - why oh why did you bother
Star Wars 1-3
Sharknado - didn’t get past the trailer
Paul
Galaxy Quest - only time I’ve walked out of a movie
Most romcoms - twee nonsense
Nope! The sequels were far worse than prequels.
Galaxy quest is an amazing movie!
We are no longer friends! "
Eck no, have to agree to disagree. The prequels were just vomit inducing, cheesy nonsense! |
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Twilight. No need to ask which one coz I couldn’t watch anything pass the second one |
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"Face Off.
Absolute fucking dung.
Even a family size bag of Minstrels and a fingering on the way home couldn't save the night after I'd sat through that pish."
I went to the pictures to see it without seeing the trailer and thought it was gonna be about ice hockey. My disappointment was real. |
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There a few that made it no more than 15 minutes in
Tom Green- Freddy got fingered (not a scooby what was going on)
Denzel Washington- Fences (over wordy, self indulgent turd of a film)
Michael Keaton - Birdman (this won a bloody Oscar or something, it was pretty much Hollywood giving itself a reach around- think I did give it at least half an hour though) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Michael Keaton - Birdman (this won a bloody Oscar or something, it was pretty much Hollywood giving itself a reach around- think I did give it at least half an hour though)"
I was just about to name this one.
Blimey, what a load of bizarre claptrap it was.
We have a ten minute rule but ended up watching the whole thing
Viv |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lighthouse, absolute pants! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any Oscar winning film usually is rubbish in my opinion and eyes wide shut, what a crock of crap that was!
Danish x |
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"Face Off.
Absolute fucking dung.
Even a family size bag of Minstrels and a fingering on the way home couldn't save the night after I'd sat through that pish."
Whhaaaat ? That is an ridiculous cheese ball masterpiece. |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
The Dark Tower. Crucified a brilliant series of books in 95 minutes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There a few that made it no more than 15 minutes in
Tom Green- Freddy got fingered (not a scooby what was going on)
Denzel Washington- Fences (over wordy, self indulgent turd of a film)
Michael Keaton - Birdman (this won a bloody Oscar or something, it was pretty much Hollywood giving itself a reach around- think I did give it at least half an hour though)"
Hmm good choices and good reasons,To be unfair I think at least half the oscars is hollywood giving itself a reacharound though.Some films wouldn’t be
there on their own merits and a lot is with advertising.
Someone I know described it as “crowd pleaser trying to force things to become classics”.
Haven’t seen the second one but not a fan of pretentious or so called “deep” films anyway.I’m there to enjoy myself.
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"The one about Abraham Lincoln. Lasted forever and was fucking dull.
What one,
The vampire hunting ones a classic lol
Think it was called Lincoln, funnily enough "
Oooooh, that was like a long-haul flight where you ended up in the same place as take off. Utter mince. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knock Knock
Huge let down for Keanu Reeves comeback absolutely awful, terrible piece of pish!
Having said that Jude (1993) wasn’t much better, box office flop! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kenny
It's an Australian film about a portaloo 'technician '. It really IS crap. Walked out of cinema after about 15/20 minutes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For me it's the matrix. I've never successfully watched it, I've tried 3 times, I just cannot understand it. I may be just thick, but I think it's shite. |
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By *obwhateverMan
over a year ago
Stirling/ London/ Yorkshire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The two remakes of Michael Caine classics, Italian Job and Get Carter. Both….well words fail me, seriously they fail me! |
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"The two remakes of Michael Caine classics, Italian Job and Get Carter. Both….well words fail me, seriously they fail me!"
Complete mince.
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By *arrisonMan
over a year ago
Woolacombe |
""larvantula"
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Indiana Jones and the crystal skull..... (I still stand by the fact there are only 3 find in that series) they should have never made the last one!!!!"
As regards Indiana Jones  I agree. It is currently still only a trilogy.
As for my choice, well, I could doubtless pick several films but the first that springs to mind is "Love, actually".
Smug, cynical, execrable cash-cow crap. To think he once co-wrote "Blackadder". |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The two remakes of Michael Caine classics, Italian Job and Get Carter. Both….well words fail me, seriously they fail me!"
Seen the Italian job remake which belongs here on its own merit notwithstanding how bad it was compared to the original.Butchered everything good about it.
Did not know there was a get carter remake will put it on my def do not watch list. |
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"The two remakes of Michael Caine classics, Italian Job and Get Carter. Both….well words fail me, seriously they fail me!
Complete mince.
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Let's have Damien Hirst create his version of La Gioconda, keep the young people interested in art. |
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Kevin and Perry go large and I even watched it to the end |
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The Pope Must Die, what a fucking mess. |
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over a year ago
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It's an opinion , others may not agree but Once upon a time In Hollywood., I never seen such crap in all my life ., There lve said it. |
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Pulp Fiction, I don't get why people rave about it at all.
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"Dogville"
Now that’s a film I loved (and Mandalay)! Granted, it’s a bit of a head fuck at first to deal with no set, few props, improvised dialogue at times- but if you can get past that quite quickly then the concept that it forces your imagination to fill in the blanks in the same way a novel would, is rather good and you can quickly forget that it’s very different to most movies |
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I thought of another. La la land. We even skipped to the end to see what happened. Oh and once upon a time in Hollywood, still no idea what happens at the end.
Danish x |
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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago
In my happy place |
James Corden in Cats.
Omg. Horrendous |
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over a year ago
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Cats.
Watched it at the cinema and got up and walked out. What a total load of shite it was. |
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over a year ago
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Armageddon, ITV4 now, so bad it's good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought of another. La la land. We even skipped to the end to see what happened. Oh and once upon a time in Hollywood, still no idea what happens at the end.
Danish x"
Well lm not the only one who thought Once upon a time in Hollywood was crap . |
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Oh yes speaking of Tarantino, the Hateful Eight. |
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"Hostel - because it is just grim
Grease 2 - why oh why did you bother
Star Wars 1-3
Sharknado - didn’t get past the trailer
Paul
Galaxy Quest - only time I’ve walked out of a movie
Most romcoms - twee nonsense "
Paul ?? Seriously haha . Great film |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pulp Fiction, I don't get why people rave about it at all.
Cal"
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The Butchers Wife....
Was on a flight to America and it was the movie, I fell asleep a lot and every time I woke up it was the same shit!
I've just watched the trailer again on YouTube to reassure myself how shit it was....
It's shit! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh yes speaking of Tarantino, the Hateful Eight. "
Indeed what was even happening in that movie? watched it twice cause its supposed to be great and still don’t know |
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By *age500Woman
over a year ago
ashton-under-lyne |
In the tall grass…truly felt I had been robbed of my precious time after watching it |
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over a year ago
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anything with steve segal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All the fast and furious'sssss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All the fast and furious'sssss "
Seriously all 10-20 if them? lol |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
Vanilla Sky with Tom Cruise. I left the cinema not having a clue what the film was about as it made no sense to me |
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over a year ago
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The babbadook what was that shite about? |
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By *ablo2483Man
over a year ago
Wherever I can get my kit off |
Barb wire (Don't call me babe). One of the few films I've actually switched off. Despite Pamela Anderson getting her kit off!  |
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"For me it's the matrix. I've never successfully watched it, I've tried 3 times, I just cannot understand it. I may be just thick, but I think it's shite. "
I'm inclined to agree |
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over a year ago
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Any movie with Steven Seagall in the last twenty years. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"mother! by Darren Aronovsky is pretty bad "
I love his movies, Pie, Requiem for a dream, black swan , the fountain. Haven’t seen Mother! |
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over a year ago
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Howard the Duck |
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over a year ago
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Boxing Helena |
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over a year ago
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Swinging with the finkles more shite! |
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I'd also add that the follow up to comedy "Dumb and Dumber" which was called "When Harry Met Lloyd" was quite possibly the least funny film I have ever seen. Did not help that the 2 original films stars Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels were not in it. |
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"Vanilla Sky with Tom Cruise. I left the cinema not having a clue what the film was about as it made no sense to me "
The original Spanish film was much better and has the gorgeous Penelope Cruze in it, so you at least have some eye candy if you still don’t like it  |
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over a year ago
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Serbian movie.. thats the name of it... it is sick |
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The Truman Show or Five Year Engagement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I also add Shawshank Redemption? I’ve watched it 2 or 3 times, it’s ok, but I don’t understand why it’s held in such high regard. |
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"Can I also add Shawshank Redemption? I’ve watched it 2 or 3 times, it’s ok, but I don’t understand why it’s held in such high regard. "
Aye thats fine honestly never get most movie rankings.Find the highly rated “classic” ones are often the biggest letdowns of mainstream movies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd also add that the follow up to comedy "Dumb and Dumber" which was called "When Harry Met Lloyd" was quite possibly the least funny film I have ever seen. Did not help that the 2 original films stars Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels were not in it."
Just looked that up as I was confused,Screams cash-grab to me |
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Johnny English…. Fucking terrible |
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over a year ago
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Twilight absolute crap and the fact there's 3 is insane
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
There is a whole channel of them. Channel is Movies24 and it plays what we have called the Mill & Boon films.
Somehow despite them being terrible they become addicive. |
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over a year ago
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Lord of the rings.
I fell asleep |
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I couldn't quite work out the point of Predators. It basically took the best bits of Alien, Predator et al, threw them away and then tossed the rest together in a big soup, and let it fester on screen for 90 mins.
The only good thing was that at least it was only 90 mins... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Disaster movies
2012
San Andres |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lord of the rings.
I fell asleep "
I want a divorce |
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Pretty Woman….a romantic tale about a Prostitute being bought by a rich guy. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Lord of the rings.
I fell asleep
I want a divorce "
I support your claim for divorce! |
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"Lord of the rings.
I fell asleep "
Never wanted to watch it, let alone read the book! |
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"Lord of the rings.
I fell asleep "
"Oh look, they are walking through the New Zealand scenery". 2 hours later. "oh look, they are walking through the New Zealand scenery" |
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By *arrisonMan
over a year ago
Woolacombe |
"Pretty Woman….a romantic tale about a Prostitute being bought by a rich guy. "
Y'know, I always had doubts about that idea too...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lord of the rings.
I fell asleep
I want a divorce "
You'll be lucky, we're not married
And you already are  |
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over a year ago
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"Lord of the rings.
I fell asleep
"Oh look, they are walking through the New Zealand scenery". 2 hours later. "oh look, they are walking through the New Zealand scenery""
Yes!!! My thoughts exactly |
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over a year ago
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"Lord of the rings.
I fell asleep
"Oh look, they are walking through the New Zealand scenery". 2 hours later. "oh look, they are walking through the New Zealand scenery"
Yes!!! My thoughts exactly "
Heathen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plan 9 from outer space is officially the worst movie ever made
But that said I quite like it really "
Whoever thinks that has clearly never watched The Room. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hellraiser
2 hours I will never ever get back!
Cheezarama! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lord of the rings.
I fell asleep
"Oh look, they are walking through the New Zealand scenery". 2 hours later. "oh look, they are walking through the New Zealand scenery"
Yes!!! My thoughts exactly
Heathen "
Noooo not LOTR |
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Revenge of Billy the Kid
A horny farmer takes his goat and later a bustard child is born that the daughter names Billy the Kid, who then enacts his revenge...
Absolutely appalling...
"Lardy lubrication"
imdb title/tt0102783/ |
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over a year ago
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Thor the first one it's just rank!!! I lasted about 15 mins.. |
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over a year ago
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It has to be...... |
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