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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
A good few new profiles one would appear to be a male model from Brazil tho 
Lots of dick pics and I'm horny anyone want to take my load updates .One blank profile moaning about timewasters.
A few looking for meet or weather updates. And two you know who you are updates.
That about sums up mine. |
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Latest on mine is a woman in Doncaster asking if anyone wants a blowjob. Unfortunately I wouldn't have time to get to Doncaster and back without being late for work, do I'll have to give it a miss.
Cal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Latest on mine is a woman in Doncaster asking if anyone wants a blowjob. Unfortunately I wouldn't have time to get to Doncaster and back without being late for work, do I'll have to give it a miss.
Cal"
Whats that, you are giving work a miss for a BJ!
Good lad! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A mechanic has got the hump because his mate wants his car fixed cheap.
Oh and some woman’s inserted a fucking huge dildo with a picture!
One of the above probably should have been on Facebook. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
Very little today, a couple of new members and some veris. A woman showing her pert peach and another enjoying the delights of a tongue and /'\ on and in various parts of her rather nice body. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My local updates are awash with sexy men in dressing gowns giving their cock an airing. I feel like today the Lord has finally listened to my prayers!! "
Bloody hell, I'm moving to Wales! All I get in East Yorkshire is close up cock. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
I was a nosey git so I opened my ages up a bit, not too much though.
Someone is happy the sun is out at last. Another is looking for a bit of pain to be inflicted. Someone is posing with their dog. And a fair few photos of ladies showing off their (.)Y(.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When guys complain of needing their ‘balls drained’ / other disgusting expression, do you suppose they have any luck with their desperate plea updates?
I can’t imagine thinking ‘oh, poor guy with his full balls, I must jump him immediately’.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When guys complain of needing their ‘balls drained’ / other disgusting expression, do you suppose they have any luck with their desperate plea updates?
I can’t imagine thinking ‘oh, poor guy with his full balls, I must jump him immediately’. "
I can actually say that I couldn’t think of a worse status to put….desperation isn’t attractive in the slightest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When guys complain of needing their ‘balls drained’ / other disgusting expression, do you suppose they have any luck with their desperate plea updates?
I can’t imagine thinking ‘oh, poor guy with his full balls, I must jump him immediately’.
I can actually say that I couldn’t think of a worse status to put….desperation isn’t attractive in the slightest "
Agreed, 100%! |
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"When guys complain of needing their ‘balls drained’ / other disgusting expression, do you suppose they have any luck with their desperate plea updates?
I can’t imagine thinking ‘oh, poor guy with his full balls, I must jump him immediately’.
I can actually say that I couldn’t think of a worse status to put….desperation isn’t attractive in the slightest "
Depends who he’s trying to attract I guess
That kinda status can get you a lot of success with the right crowd |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"When guys complain of needing their ‘balls drained’ / other disgusting expression, do you suppose they have any luck with their desperate plea updates?
I can’t imagine thinking ‘oh, poor guy with his full balls, I must jump him immediately’.
I can actually say that I couldn’t think of a worse status to put….desperation isn’t attractive in the slightest
Depends who he’s trying to attract I guess
That kinda status can get you a lot of success with the right crowd "
It's not my type or crowd and it begs the question, what are his balls full of? |
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loads going on around here by the look of it hmmm few new couples joined/verified , couples and ladies added new photos and videos and few looking to meet today or tomorrow … no moaning whatsoever so far  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Several updates now 10 have looked at my profile.
A Pegging Virgin looking for his first experience, & a Submissive guy in the town centre wanting to meet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women moaning about getting messages.
Men moaning about not getting reply’s.
A guy looking to discreetly suck cock.
A couple looking for a BBC. (At a guess, not a tv license).
Somebody’s going to a club on Saturday.
And some other weird shit I’d rather not get into.
All in all, everything seems normal.
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Couple of ladies posted their face pics (they are reasonably pretty in my opinion)
one looking to meet as he is available this evening
female part of the couple considering to play with her new toy that male part bought
one moans about why always the male part of the couple is available but not the female
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
Someone has been letdown a couple of times and their patience is wearing thin. Another is standing tall to look over the wall for the weekend.
Then there is a new Veri, just because it's hump day.
The football is getting to someone else. If they don't watch out, bp vvvvv high, they will have a stroke, and not the pleasurable kind. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone is feeling rather hot are getting a delivery.
Oooooh  special delivery I wonder?.. 
No but the fella made her damp just by smelling nice. "
Oooooh I say  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man wants a woman that can handle big cocks
There's a man saying he doesn't do charity fucks....
A good way to raise money though, no?
Sponsored fuck anyone? |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
There is a photo with some ladies playing footsie and another needs to take some paracetamol because of a sore head.
One young lady is down by the seaside and looking for a bit of slap n tickle. |
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A couple (yeah right) is looking for bi mm fum (sic), and have even been so helpful to leave their postcode.
A woman is running late for cams.
Someone is lamented that not enough black men are into bnwo.
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
There has some very artistic photographs posted.
A repair guy went away with red face after seeing something rather saucy.
A couple were looking for someone to host them this afternoon. I think it was for a cocktail party.
A young lady is going to have a relaxing evening, in the bath.
Then there is a couple who just joined and they are looking for a good place to go for a spot of dogging but they don't mention what breed of dog or whether it will be on a lead or just running free. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone is going to be a naughty slut tonight, someone wants to eat ass, and another is fucking one of those revolting fake fanny devices. Why any woman would want to see that is anyone’s guess. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone is going to be a naughty slut tonight, someone wants to eat ass, and another is fucking one of those revolting fake fanny devices. Why any woman would want to see that is anyone’s guess."
And that's just you,  |
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"Someone is going to be a naughty slut tonight, someone wants to eat ass, and another is fucking one of those revolting fake fanny devices. Why any woman would want to see that is anyone’s guess."
A fanny device? Just use your hand x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone is going to be a naughty slut tonight, someone wants to eat ass, and another is fucking one of those revolting fake fanny devices. Why any woman would want to see that is anyone’s guess.
And that's just you, "
Busted, darn it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone is going to be a naughty slut tonight, someone wants to eat ass, and another is fucking one of those revolting fake fanny devices. Why any woman would want to see that is anyone’s guess.
A fanny device? Just use your hand x"
That’s my thought. I made the mistake of watching one of those vids with the volume on. Never again. The slurpy sound effects are stomach-churning. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Someone is going to be a naughty slut tonight, someone wants to eat ass, and another is fucking one of those revolting fake fanny devices. Why any woman would want to see that is anyone’s guess.
A fanny device? Just use your hand x"
Or two if the right hand needs a rest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's lots of activity in my local updates
Taxi to Aylesbury then
Trouble is, Aylesbury is a small town I a sea of nothingness. Most of the activity is in north west London I believe."
Not where I'm looking |
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"Someone is going to be a naughty slut tonight, someone wants to eat ass, and another is fucking one of those revolting fake fanny devices. Why any woman would want to see that is anyone’s guess.
A fanny device? Just use your hand x
That’s my thought. I made the mistake of watching one of those vids with the volume on. Never again. The slurpy sound effects are stomach-churning."
Lube tastic! X |
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"Someone is going to be a naughty slut tonight, someone wants to eat ass, and another is fucking one of those revolting fake fanny devices. Why any woman would want to see that is anyone’s guess.
A fanny device? Just use your hand x
Or two if the right hand needs a rest. "
Good god man, you have some stamina! |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Someone is going to be a naughty slut tonight, someone wants to eat ass, and another is fucking one of those revolting fake fanny devices. Why any woman would want to see that is anyone’s guess.
A fanny device? Just use your hand x
Or two if the right hand needs a rest.
Good god man, you have some stamina!"
It's an age thing, it's called exhaustion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A single man looking for a single woman for his hypothetical girlfriend to play with.
Lots of dick pics.
Someone who wants to meet a couple and the female can sit on his face whilst the male sits on his cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mass deletion of 400 messages, apparently those unread are just unlucky
Someone had a bath, pretty rare for folks up this way to be fair.
Someone sick of junkies turning up to meets out their tree
Ye olde question of whether to renew site support
And one that just says “Big cocks”
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"There is a lady looking for a fella tomorrow, in the morning, as her husband needs a right good bumming.
Err....you're not supposed to repeat your own updates "
Ah, butt is it, I copied and pasted it. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
I’ve just seen one from a guy that he posted at about 8.30pm, saying his daughter is asleep and he’s home alone (married so assume wife is out) and asking if anyone wants to play.
Can’t believe someone would do that with some random with a child in the house and also can’t believe he mentioned having a young daughter, when he’s expecting a man or woman who he doesn’t even know, to come to his house. It a just seems wrong on every level to me |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
Someone wants to go to a club and...
Others are glad it's the weekend, some have left the area for a period of time.
A few veris and someone bacame a site supporter.
The latest one has had enough of guys, today. But they need women and couples to... |
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