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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Reports from Ireland that False Widow Spiders are catching pippestrelle bats in their webs and devouring their fluids..this is all over the news.. so what happens when these disease infected spiders bite humans.. ? |
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By *AABMan
over a year ago
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"Reports from Ireland that False Widow Spiders are catching pippestrelle bats in their webs and devouring their fluids..this is all over the news.. so what happens when these disease infected spiders bite humans.. ?"
I guess you turn into some hybrid Spider-Man/Bat-Man mutant. |
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"Make light of this but it is all over the news.. spiders eating bats..
Wahun all over again ?"
They've found a lot of coronaviruses in Asia with similarities to Covid. Spillovers are likely to happen in future, yes. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Make light of this but it is all over the news.. spiders eating bats..
Wahun all over again ?
They've found a lot of coronaviruses in Asia with similarities to Covid. Spillovers are likely to happen in future, yes. "
Surely we should fumigate these evil buggers or the consequences will follow.. |
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"Make light of this but it is all over the news.. spiders eating bats..
Wahun all over again ?
They've found a lot of coronaviruses in Asia with similarities to Covid. Spillovers are likely to happen in future, yes.
Surely we should fumigate these evil buggers or the consequences will follow.. "
Yes, I'm sure that would have zero unintended consequences  |
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"Maybe you get some new superpowers. Spider senses, web singing capabilities, hard as nails……
With great power, comes great responsibility."
A bit like the guy who turned into the Incredible Hulk after getting a flu jab?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe you get some new superpowers. Spider senses, web singing capabilities, hard as nails……
With great power, comes great responsibility.
A bit like the guy who turned into the Incredible Hulk after getting a flu jab? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bats are full of disease ..
Spider eats bat
Spider eats human
Disaster waiting to happen..
Fumigate these buggers before it is too late..."
Nah, they’re alright them spiders. Deals with the flies. |
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"Bats are full of disease ..
Spider eats bat
Spider eats human
Disaster waiting to happen..
Fumigate these buggers before it is too late...
Spiders don't eat people
I like spiders  "
Maybe the giant ones do, like in Australia? |
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"Bats are full of disease ..
Spider eats bat
Spider eats human
Disaster waiting to happen..
Fumigate these buggers before it is too late...
Spiders don't eat people
I like spiders
Maybe the giant ones do, like in Australia?"
 now I no why you came to the UK. To avoid the man-eating spiders. |
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"Bats are full of disease ..
Spider eats bat
Spider eats human
Disaster waiting to happen..
Fumigate these buggers before it is too late...
Spiders don't eat people
I like spiders
Maybe the giant ones do, like in Australia?
now I no why you came to the UK. To avoid the man-eating spiders. "
Nah. It's the titchy ones you need to be scared of.
I came to avoid the neurotoxins in the native plants, obviously. |
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Damn bat cause nothing but trouble for us builders they got some sacred protection law on them and can literally ruin a building project if there found the work has to stop until every single bat is removed and rehomed |
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"Bats are full of disease ..
Spider eats bat
Spider eats human
Disaster waiting to happen..
Fumigate these buggers before it is too late...
Spiders don't eat people
I like spiders
Maybe the giant ones do, like in Australia?
now I no why you came to the UK. To avoid the man-eating spiders.
Nah. It's the titchy ones you need to be scared of.
I came to avoid the neurotoxins in the native plants, obviously."
You certainly know how to sell your native country |
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"Bats are full of disease ..
Spider eats bat
Spider eats human
Disaster waiting to happen..
Fumigate these buggers before it is too late...
Spiders don't eat people
I like spiders
Maybe the giant ones do, like in Australia?
now I no why you came to the UK. To avoid the man-eating spiders.
Nah. It's the titchy ones you need to be scared of.
I came to avoid the neurotoxins in the native plants, obviously.
You certainly know how to sell your native country "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bats are full of disease ..
Spider eats bat
Spider eats human
Disaster waiting to happen..
Fumigate these buggers before it is too late...
Nah, they’re alright them spiders. Deals with the flies. "
But the spiders bite the flies, then the flies puke up all over our cream buns and sausages and we are doomed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So that’s the grand plans.
Spiders eat bat.
Batshit crazy man drops nuke.
Radioactive mutant spices takeover the world left behind.
Sneaky f’kin bastards. |
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"So that’s the grand plans.
Spiders eat bat.
Batshit crazy man drops nuke.
Radioactive mutant spices takeover the world left behind.
Sneaky f’kin bastards."
Plus flu vaccines and the Incredible Hulk.
Maybe that's the Great Reset |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any news on that Cargo ship tarantula yet? "
It’s eaten the crew, and now waiting on the spiderlings to be big enough to take over the running of the boat.
It’s all over the news. |
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"Just imagine ,crossing a spider,a turtle and a bat ,,what a weird thing that would look , "
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
A stern rebuke and an immediate cessation of funding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn bat cause nothing but trouble for us builders they got some sacred protection law on them and can literally ruin a building project if there found the work has to stop until every single bat is removed and rehomed "
Grrr I know, cost me to sort it out! Respect to you though for doing it properly and not just pretending you never saw them lol |
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"Just imagine ,crossing a spider,a turtle and a bat ,,what a weird thing that would look ,
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
A stern rebuke and an immediate cessation of funding"
Lmfao i thought i was weird  xx |
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"Damn bat cause nothing but trouble for us builders they got some sacred protection law on them and can literally ruin a building project if there found the work has to stop until every single bat is removed and rehomed
Grrr I know, cost me to sort it out! Respect to you though for doing it properly and not just pretending you never saw them lol"
It's not worth it they do checks now before any building work start in areas in wich bats are roosting so the conservation people no if there are bats there before the builder does! if they turn up and find that the bats have been deliberately destroyed then your in big trouble its a criminal offence |
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"Just imagine ,crossing a spider,a turtle and a bat ,,what a weird thing that would look ,
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
A stern rebuke and an immediate cessation of funding"
Great joke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been bitten by a false black widow. It's like a wasp sting!! Not pleasant but didnt kill me.
As far as I know, I dont have any super powers 
As for bats.... leave them alone. They've been persecuted for centuries thanks to 'Dracula movies'. They do no harm what so ever. They wouldn't be living in our buildings if we didn't go round destroying their natural habitats. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Reports from Ireland that False Widow Spiders are catching pippestrelle bats in their webs and devouring their fluids..this is all over the news.. so what happens when these disease infected spiders bite humans.. ?
I guess you turn into some hybrid Spider-Man/Bat-Man mutant."
Peter Wain? |
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"It could stop another pandemic..
Spiders eating bats then nothing humans...
What could possibly go wrong..
Kill these evil spiders now."
But bats can carry loads of deseases. Surely the spiders eating them could be a good thing? |
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"It could stop another pandemic..
Spiders eating bats then nothing humans...
What could possibly go wrong..
Kill these evil spiders now.
But bats can carry loads of deseases. Surely the spiders eating them could be a good thing?"
Yup. Kill a predator to the creatures that gave us Covid? No thanks |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"I've been bitten by a false black widow. It's like a wasp sting!! Not pleasant but didnt kill me.
As far as I know, I dont have any super powers
As for bats.... leave them alone. They've been persecuted for centuries thanks to 'Dracula movies'. They do no harm what so ever. They wouldn't be living in our buildings if we didn't go round destroying their natural habitats."
Fair point. I did not realize those movies had been around for centuries.. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Any news on that Cargo ship tarantula yet?
It’s eaten the crew, and now waiting on the spiderlings to be big enough to take over the running of the boat.
It’s all over the news."
You’re such a comfort!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any news on that Cargo ship tarantula yet?
It’s eaten the crew, and now waiting on the spiderlings to be big enough to take over the running of the boat.
It’s all over the news."
It's all over the crews. |
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You’re not a big fan of nature are you Tom, I wonder if there is a spider (or shark) version of Tom out there in a universe of endless possibilities that advocates on a forum to destroy the menace of humans? |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Any news on that Cargo ship tarantula yet?
It’s eaten the crew, and now waiting on the spiderlings to be big enough to take over the running of the boat.
It’s all over the news."
Captain Charlotte Webb... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My worry is this bat blood getting into the food chain. A spider bites a poisonous bat and then goes on to bite a human ..."
My worry is that your sequence of events would suggest that humans are consuming humans.
Spider bites bat, spider bites human…. Human eats human?… boom, food chain. |
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"Reports from Ireland that False Widow Spiders are catching pippestrelle bats in their webs and devouring their fluids..this is all over the news.. so what happens when these disease infected spiders bite humans.. ?"
It’s all over the web |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
So the poisonous bat is attacked by a blood sucking spider. That is what these buggers do. If anyone has squished a spider with a newspaper they will know that their abdomen is squishy and full of blood after a kill..
Then the buggers sink their fangs into a human..
Bingo.. Wuhan all over again...should we eradicate the bats or the spiders ? |
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"So the poisonous bat is attacked by a blood sucking spider. That is what these buggers do. If anyone has squished a spider with a newspaper they will know that their abdomen is squishy and full of blood after a kill..
Then the buggers sink their fangs into a human..
Bingo.. Wuhan all over again...should we eradicate the bats or the spiders ? "
Spiders have blue blood. #fact |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"So the poisonous bat is attacked by a blood sucking spider. That is what these buggers do. If anyone has squished a spider with a newspaper they will know that their abdomen is squishy and full of blood after a kill..
Then the buggers sink their fangs into a human..
Bingo.. Wuhan all over again...should we eradicate the bats or the spiders ?
Spiders have blue blood. #fact"
So does the queen # 1 will match your fact and double it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So the poisonous bat is attacked by a blood sucking spider. That is what these buggers do. If anyone has squished a spider with a newspaper they will know that their abdomen is squishy and full of blood after a kill..
Then the buggers sink their fangs into a human..
Bingo.. Wuhan all over again...should we eradicate the bats or the spiders ? "
I can honestly say I have never paid particular attention to an abdomen after a successful kill. |
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