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You run an inconvenience store what do you sell
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Normal items you'd find in a shop but all with brightly coloured packaging, cartoon characters plastered all over them, mazes and games on the back and offers of competitions and winnings. No child could walk past anything without demanding their parents buy it for them. Seriously inconvenient |
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Unlabelled tins, could be Peaches in Syrup, could be Pedigree Chum. You pays your money you takes your chance.
Packs of batteries with appropriately 2% charge in 3 of them, the other one will be full. |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"Hot vegetables and vegan foods cooked in seed oils.
Wouldn't they be better cooked in goose fat? "
Goose fat is good for you. Seed oils are the worst thing in our diet.
C |
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"I sell candles.
What was that mate, lighters, matches? Nah don't sell those.
Four candles or fork handles? "
I'll give you a forking in a minute, I told you, you were banned after the last time you asked me to if I sold the air freshener called Hoof Hearted. |
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"I sell candles.
What was that mate, lighters, matches? Nah don't sell those.
Four candles or fork handles?
I'll give you a forking in a minute, I told you, you were banned after the last time you asked me to if I sold the air freshener called Hoof Hearted. "
I like the smell! |
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"I sell candles.
What was that mate, lighters, matches? Nah don't sell those.
Four candles or fork handles?
I'll give you a forking in a minute, I told you, you were banned after the last time you asked me to if I sold the air freshener called Hoof Hearted.
I like the smell! "
Hoof Hearted is running in the 4.25 at Lingfield tomorrow |
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"Hot vegetables and vegan foods cooked in seed oils.
Wouldn't they be better cooked in goose fat?
Goose fat is good for you. Seed oils are the worst thing in our diet.
C"
I was being sarcastic about this being an INconvenient store |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Boner pills.
Drain unblockers.
Olive oil.
Authentic French baguettes
Absorbent heavy duty tissue paper.
Free anal fist exam if you buy one of my fresh cucumbers. |
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"Hot vegetables and vegan foods cooked in seed oils.
Wouldn't they be better cooked in goose fat?
Goose fat is good for you. Seed oils are the worst thing in our diet.
C
I was being sarcastic about this being an INconvenient store "
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