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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
I've just written out a birthday card I bought months ago and it reeks of aftershave.
Since I bought it it's been sitting in my bedroom, not touching anything.
It's sitting 2 feet away from me and the smell of the aftershave is stinging my nostrils.
I have no idea how the aftershave got on it, as there isn't any in my bedroom and the card hasn't left my room  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has to be a ghost.
There’s no other logical explanation.
Do ghosts wear aftershave?
If they're feeling dapper yes. "
Or is it a new way of being ghosted  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mystery solved; it's not aftershave, it's Alien moisturiser cream, which is in my bedroom somewhere but I still don't know how so much of it got on the card.
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They mostly come at night
Mostly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has to be a ghost.
There’s no other logical explanation.
Give it a rest with your obsession with ghosts!!"
Remember that time you locked a fucking old man in a closet because you thought he was a ghost. |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"Mystery solved; it's not aftershave, it's Alien moisturiser cream, which is in my bedroom somewhere but I still don't know how so much of it got on the card.
They mostly come at night
Mostly"
That's me sleeping on the sofa tonight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mystery solved; it's not aftershave, it's Alien moisturiser cream, which is in my bedroom somewhere but I still don't know how so much of it got on the card.
They mostly come at night
Mostly"
Your photo  |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Mystery solved; it's not aftershave, it's Alien moisturiser cream, which is in my bedroom somewhere but I still don't know how so much of it got on the card.
Alien moisturiser?? they didn’t leave this behind after they proved your bum hole did they? "
I'm thinking you meant probed
Come to think of it, my hemorrhoids have been playing up today |
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