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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To have an uninterrupted wank round here! Day off work just got back from shopping, empty house oooooh. (Rare)
So gets myself on my bed, dildo in both holes, clit sucker doing its job and another one on my nipple, having a lovely old time and bang front door slams and feet come thundering up the stairs, never moved so fast to turn everything off, daughter back home from college early  FML!
Any other ladies have this problem and how do you do it with people constantly in the house  |
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Seems like the answer is to live alone ha ha.
I am gutted for you. I feel the pain of having to stop mid wank. Usually the office is empty on a weekend so imagine my surprise when I hear the door open and people coming in this weekend. Never ruled things away so fast before ha ha |
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"To have an uninterrupted wank round here! Day off work just got back from shopping, empty house oooooh. (Rare)
So gets myself on my bed, dildo in both holes, clit sucker doing its job and another one on my nipple, having a lovely old time and bang front door slams and feet come thundering up the stairs, never moved so fast to turn everything off, daughter back home from college early FML!
Any other ladies have this problem and how do you do it with people constantly in the house "
Go shopping earlier in future?
And don't forget those pics you promised me......  |
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"To have an uninterrupted wank round here! Day off work just got back from shopping, empty house oooooh. (Rare)
So gets myself on my bed, dildo in both holes, clit sucker doing its job and another one on my nipple, having a lovely old time and bang front door slams and feet come thundering up the stairs, never moved so fast to turn everything off, daughter back home from college early FML!
Any other ladies have this problem and how do you do it with people constantly in the house "
Often..
It's now worse as daughter works from home now.
Lunchtimes uses to be play time.
She needs to move out and SOON.
I can feel your frustrations
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"To have an uninterrupted wank round here! Day off work just got back from shopping, empty house oooooh. (Rare)
So gets myself on my bed, dildo in both holes, clit sucker doing its job and another one on my nipple, having a lovely old time and bang front door slams and feet come thundering up the stairs, never moved so fast to turn everything off, daughter back home from college early FML!
Any other ladies have this problem and how do you do it with people constantly in the house
Go shopping earlier in future?
And don't forget those pics you promised me...... "
Sorry bit awkward but what pics we've never spoken |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I remember years ago having a glorious wank in my bedroom when my mother walked in. Without missing a beat she said, I told you to put your dirty washing in the machine. Picked up said washing and left. I hadn't even had time to cover up. A few seconds later she poked her head around the door, 'and you can wash those sheets yourself. |
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"I remember years ago having a glorious wank in my bedroom when my mother walked in. Without missing a beat she said, I told you to put your dirty washing in the machine. Picked up said washing and left. I hadn't even had time to cover up. A few seconds later she poked her head around the door, 'and you can wash those sheets yourself. "
Lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My cat was once enthralled by the exciting noise coming from under the covers and started running around the bed pouncing as i was about to cum  "
Haha that made me laugh, sorry but that was funny. Did you cum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My cat was once enthralled by the exciting noise coming from under the covers and started running around the bed pouncing as i was about to cum
Haha that made me laugh, sorry but that was funny. Did you cum? "
Yes, but I was very confused lol!! I chuck them out now and shut the door  |
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By *histlerMan
over a year ago
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Never been caught wanking but did get caught on camera at work giving head to a female colleague after a work night out
I had to sweet talk the IT guy into deleting the footage but not before a couple of people had a chance to see! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To have an uninterrupted wank round here! Day off work just got back from shopping, empty house oooooh. (Rare)
So gets myself on my bed, dildo in both holes, clit sucker doing its job and another one on my nipple, having a lovely old time and bang front door slams and feet come thundering up the stairs, never moved so fast to turn everything off, daughter back home from college early FML!
Any other ladies have this problem and how do you do it with people constantly in the house "
My son left for uni 4 years ago, I thought it was my private life back, but he moved back last year, and he's almost always home!! Nearly been caught chatting or taking photo's on here a couple of times!!
What happened to leaving home at 16, lol?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To have an uninterrupted wank round here! Day off work just got back from shopping, empty house oooooh. (Rare)
So gets myself on my bed, dildo in both holes, clit sucker doing its job and another one on my nipple, having a lovely old time and bang front door slams and feet come thundering up the stairs, never moved so fast to turn everything off, daughter back home from college early FML!
Any other ladies have this problem and how do you do it with people constantly in the house "
Well that’s an anticlimax 
Send her to the shop |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That’s multi-tasking! I’m just happy if I can run my quiet vibrator over my clit a few times before I fall to sleep.
Anything else is just asking for trouble in my house.
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Hahaha, well as I thought I had a free house I guessed I should treat myself  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" Hahaha, well as I thought I had a free house I guessed I should treat myself
I think the thread would benefit from an action picture now you’re home alone again  "
I thought about it, but then I just wanted to lose myself in the rare opportunity |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To have an uninterrupted wank round here! Day off work just got back from shopping, empty house oooooh. (Rare)
So gets myself on my bed, dildo in both holes, clit sucker doing its job and another one on my nipple, having a lovely old time and bang front door slams and feet come thundering up the stairs, never moved so fast to turn everything off, daughter back home from college early FML!
Any other ladies have this problem and how do you do it with people constantly in the house "
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Thank god I live alone
