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The power of the old school dinner lady

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Do you remember in days of old where dinner ladies far and wide were one of the most feared creatures in human existence any sign of a scrap you were nose an inch from the wall faster than you can say it wasnt me this world needs more dinner ladies like that and i ask you people of fab should we send our dinner ladies to the homes of all world leaders to protect us when it kicks off to stop it going this far again

Save us obidinner kinobis your our only hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mrs P you really did scare the shit out of me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh yes! Fearsome Mrs Butler could win the combat then cure all the casualties with her 'magic cream'

Amazing that magic cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They made hannibal lector seem the safer option to go to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In primary school we had one dinner lady with a missing finger, she loved the rumour that it fell off into the kids chips

Our dinner ladies didn't need a whistle, their vocal ability to yell from the yard up to the playing fields was all they needed.

You wouldn't mess about when they were annoyed but they were a laugh too.

Yes OP send the dinner ladies it will be sorted in time for afternoon breaktime

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You will have cabbage boy"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come on people this is important i get you all on board here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My aunt was our dinner lady and I always got extra

Then I got married and my mother in law was a dinner lady now there was a force to be reckoned with

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

There's a Spotted Dick joke to be made in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh yes! Fearsome Mrs Butler could win the combat then cure all the casualties with her 'magic cream'

Amazing that magic cream

Send the pink custard to Russia

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooh yes! Fearsome Mrs Butler could win the combat then cure all the casualties with her 'magic cream'

Amazing that magic cream

Send the pink custard to Russia

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isnt that for teletubbies so i imagine boris ate it all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

My infant school dinner ladies made me paranoid about using my knife and fork in the wrong hands.

I'm right-handed and eat with my fork in my righthand; which is wrong, apparently.

I've been asked if I'm left-handed quite a lot since then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its spitting everyone in its spitting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bump

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

We actually rioted against ours! No good came of it though. We ended up going in last.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lunch

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

My mam was a diner lady

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By *il sub princessWoman over a year ago

West Midlands

I always found Dinner ladies to be lovely

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I always found Dinner ladies to be lovely "

Same here, perhaps we went to good schools and were't little sh1ts

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman over a year ago

lancashire

Just the one dinner lady gave us all the fear...Mrs H...later on in my life I did go out with her son

We did laugh about the old school days

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just the one dinner lady gave us all the fear...Mrs H...later on in my life I did go out with her son

We did laugh about the old school days

id have been pepper sprayed at the door if any of the lasses mams were the dinner lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My first proper girlfriend was one of my school dinner ladies. We tried to keep it quite but it must have looked suspect that I always got extra helpings.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Spam fritters...apple crumble with all the cores still in it ...and swede

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Horrible bitter old hag as I remember.Dragged me off to the headmaster for squirting her with one of those joke flowers . I got the cane for that aged 7.

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