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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Yes. She is right.
Obviously.
Not just because she is always right either. But because yes, you need a dildo. 
She needs a wand and a dildo 
not just a dildo "
No she doesn't.
Dildo. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I'd like to point out here that Madam Hippy has a wand and doesn't like it.
And yet she hasn't offered to donate it to me which I think is mean.
But she likes a penis, hence she should have a dildo! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like to point out here that Madam Hippy has a wand and doesn't like it.
And yet she hasn't offered to donate it to me which I think is mean.
But she likes a penis, hence she should have a dildo!"
I’ve got two. You can have them both, should I clean them first, or lick it off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, a glass one. And take pics just so we know you're committed to the cause!
Ooh, a crystal one maybe and you can try it on me  "
Well it would be rude to refuse such offer  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd like to point out here that Madam Hippy has a wand and doesn't like it.
And yet she hasn't offered to donate it to me which I think is mean.
But she likes a penis, hence she should have a dildo!
I’ve got two. You can have them both, should I clean them first, or lick it off "
Just lick me and I'll sort the wands later |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like to point out here that Madam Hippy has a wand and doesn't like it.
And yet she hasn't offered to donate it to me which I think is mean.
But she likes a penis, hence she should have a dildo!
I’ve got two. You can have them both, should I clean them first, or lick it off
Just lick me and I'll sort the wands later "
Good plan |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd like to point out here that Madam Hippy has a wand and doesn't like it.
And yet she hasn't offered to donate it to me which I think is mean.
But she likes a penis, hence she should have a dildo!
I’ve got two. You can have them both, should I clean them first, or lick it off
Just lick me and I'll sort the wands later
Good plan "
I'm a clever bean |
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"Posh is correct!!
Do you really not own a dildo?! 
Jo.Xx
I do not. Am sadly lacking in the sex toy dept"
This definitely needs rectifying!
A glass dildo as already been mentioned is great for sensation play. Also you might quite like a suction cup dildo!
You can stick them anywhere!
Jo.Xx |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I can offer my strap on and fuck services?
Erm...
Hi
I best get my squats in, nice strong thighs at the ready and at your service ladies "
Woo hoo!
Manchester is gonna be so fun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Posh is correct!!
Do you really not own a dildo?!
Jo.Xx
I do not. Am sadly lacking in the sex toy dept
This definitely needs rectifying!
A glass dildo as already been mentioned is great for sensation play. Also you might quite like a suction cup dildo!
You can stick them anywhere!
Jo.Xx "
I’m perusing suction dildos |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can offer my strap on and fuck services?
Erm...
Hi
I best get my squats in, nice strong thighs at the ready and at your service ladies
Woo hoo!
Manchester is gonna be so fun "
Oh it is |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh is correct!!
Do you really not own a dildo?!
Jo.Xx
I do not. Am sadly lacking in the sex toy dept
This definitely needs rectifying!
A glass dildo as already been mentioned is great for sensation play. Also you might quite like a suction cup dildo!
You can stick them anywhere!
Jo.Xx
I’m perusing suction dildos "
Why didn't we just do show and tell when you were here? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Posh is correct!!
Do you really not own a dildo?!
Jo.Xx
I do not. Am sadly lacking in the sex toy dept
This definitely needs rectifying!
A glass dildo as already been mentioned is great for sensation play. Also you might quite like a suction cup dildo!
You can stick them anywhere!
Jo.Xx
I’m perusing suction dildos
Why didn't we just do show and tell when you were here?"
I don’t know, it was your house, plus you were too busy trying to get me to shove a butternut squash up your foof  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But wait why do you need a dildo when you have penis on tap
If you get a dildo.... can you please send the penis to see me 
But it isn’t on tap. I need the dicking  .
Also, worth noting, it is actually your fault I need the dildo"
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh is correct!!
Do you really not own a dildo?!
Jo.Xx
I do not. Am sadly lacking in the sex toy dept
This definitely needs rectifying!
A glass dildo as already been mentioned is great for sensation play. Also you might quite like a suction cup dildo!
You can stick them anywhere!
Jo.Xx
I’m perusing suction dildos
Why didn't we just do show and tell when you were here?
I don’t know, it was your house, plus you were too busy trying to get me to shove a butternut squash up your foof "
Good point. Well made.
Come visit again. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And a Satisfyer too.
A what now?
I believe they're small hats women wear to the horse racing
No, you stick them in your ear to check your temperature. "
When you’re going horse racing  ? |
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