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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had a message from the female part of a couple asking me to fab her pics if I liked them  , so I fabbed all of her hubbys and not hers, they have blocked me now ! some people eh  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Squeezy guacamole! I saw it for the first time yesterday. No avocado should be put in a platic squeezy bottle."
Your right and snakes can't eat onions, google it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it is impossible to lick your own elbow 
Not true!!!!
Mind you - a chainsaw possibly wasn't a good idea!
Anyone needs me ill be in A&E for a while!  "
well you can only be there for 2 hours, so lets hope theres not a long wait lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it is impossible to lick your own elbow
Not true!!!!
Mind you - a chainsaw possibly wasn't a good idea!
Anyone needs me ill be in A&E for a while!
well you can only be there for 2 hours, so lets hope theres not a long wait lol"
All patched up!
Good job it wasn't my wan....,sorry...writing arm!!
Phew!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it is impossible to lick your own elbow
Not true!!!!
Mind you - a chainsaw possibly wasn't a good idea!
Anyone needs me ill be in A&E for a while! :*
well you can only be there for 2 hours, so lets hope theres not a long wait lol
All patched up!
Good job it wasn't my
wan....,sorry...writing arm!!
Phew!! "
You could of used said detached limb as a fleshlight |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Had a message from the female part of a couple asking me to fab her pics if I liked them , so I fabbed all of her hubbys and not hers, they have blocked me now ! some people eh "
I really cannot understand what her problem was. She should have been happy you liked her hubby! Some people, eh? ... |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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I bumped into somebody from a long time ago... purely by chance yesterday. It was a long way away form home and there was no way that person should have been there... and it was so strange, in a good way mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squeezy guacamole! I saw it for the first time yesterday. No avocado should be put in a platic squeezy bottle.
Your right and snakes can't eat onions, google it"
and if you eat cooked snake, it tastes like chicken, yum yum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a message from the female part of a couple asking me to fab her pics if I liked them , so I fabbed all of her hubbys and not hers, they have blocked me now ! some people eh "
The trouble is many offer sexual favours for fabbing their pics.
Maybe her hubby doesn't want a bj or rogered senseless by you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it is impossible to lick your own elbow
Not true!!!!
Mind you - a chainsaw possibly wasn't a good idea!
Anyone needs me ill be in A&E for a while! :*
well you can only be there for 2 hours, so lets hope theres not a long wait lol
All patched up!
Good job it wasn't my
wan....,sorry...writing arm!!
Phew!!
You could of used said detached limb as a fleshlight "
Three letters! Wtf??????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Star Trek (The Original Series)" and "Midsommer Murders" are the only two series in the (short) history of television which use a 'Theremin' (an early electronic musical instrument) in their intro theme music.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it is impossible to lick your own elbow
Not true!!!!
Mind you - a chainsaw possibly wasn't a good idea!
Anyone needs me ill be in A&E for a while! :*
well you can only be there for 2 hours, so lets hope theres not a long wait lol
All patched up!
Good job it wasn't my
wan....,sorry...writing arm!!
Phew!!
You could of used said detached limb as a fleshlight
Three letters! Wtf??????? "
Im confused  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
""Star Trek (The Original Series)" and "Midsommer Murders" are the only two series in the (short) history of television which use a 'Theremin' (an early electronic musical instrument) in their intro theme music.
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No Theremin's involved in any Dr Who versions of the theme? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it is impossible to lick your own elbow
Not true!!!!
Mind you - a chainsaw possibly wasn't a good idea!
Anyone needs me ill be in A&E for a while! :
well you can only be there for 2 hours, so lets hope theres not a long wait lol
All patched up!
Good job it wasn't my
wan....,sorry...writing arm!!
Phew!!
You could of used said detached limb as a fleshlight
Three letters! Wtf???????
Im confused "
Google " fleshlight"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Star Trek (The Original Series)" and "Midsommer Murders" are the only two series in the (short) history of television which use a 'Theremin' (an early electronic musical instrument) in their intro theme music.
No Theremin's involved in any Dr Who versions of the theme?"
Funny enough, no - not so far as I am aware. Certainly not in the original or any up to Peter Davison (when I lost interest!! Lol!) This actually came from a documentary about the making of...... Midsommer Murders! Bet the makers of Star Trek have never even heard of 'Midsommer who?' 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blue Whales have blood vessels so big a person could swim up them - though I have no idea why anyone would want to."
Following your Natural History theme, apparently a male Whelk has a penis, on average, three to four times longer than it's body.
Oh to be a lady Whelk, eh......
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Blue Whales have blood vessels so big a person could swim up them - though I have no idea why anyone would want to.
Following your Natural History theme, apparently a male Whelk has a penis, on average, three to four times longer than it's body.
Oh to be a lady Whelk, eh......
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That would be what VWE stands for then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blue Whales have blood vessels so big a person could swim up them - though I have no idea why anyone would want to.
Following your Natural History theme, apparently a male Whelk has a penis, on average, three to four times longer than it's body.
Oh to be a lady Whelk, eh......
That would be what VWE stands for then."
Hmmm.... V V V V V V WE me thinks!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it is impossible to lick your own elbow
Not true!!!!
Mind you - a chainsaw possibly wasn't a good idea!
Anyone needs me ill be in A&E for a while! :
well you can only be there for 2 hours, so lets hope theres not a long wait lol
All patched up!
Good job it wasn't my
wan....,sorry...writing arm!!
Phew!!
You could of used said detached limb as a fleshlight
Three letters! Wtf???????
Im confused
Google " fleshlight"
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Fleshlight
A sex toy used to replicate a vagina. A fleshlight is intended to stimulate the penis into an orgasm. A fleshlight has the same use to a male as a Dildo has to a female.
Damn, I havn't been laid in days...Where'd I put my fleshlight....?fleshlight 618 up, 297 down
An incredible highly recommended male's sex toy that really DOES feel like the real thing.
It never has a headache, you can't get it pregnant, it's never that time of the month, it's always in the mood, doesn't gripe at you for leaving the toilet seat up, doesn't nag you for leaving your underwear on the floor, doesn't care if you'll respect it in the morning, doesn't need to cuddle afterwards, doesn't care if you bring home another girl, it can't give you crabs or the clap, and you don't have to worry about it divorcing you and ripping your testicles off through your wallet.
If only it could cook, do dishes, and iron, women would be out of business.
who needs a wife when i got a fleshlight?....As described in Urban Dictionary  |
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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago
Manchester and that's all you need to know |
"Had a message from the female part of a couple asking me to fab her pics if I liked them , so I fabbed all of her hubbys and not hers, they have blocked me now ! some people eh "
Tee hee |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Blue Whales have blood vessels so big a person could swim up them - though I have no idea why anyone would want to.
Following your Natural History theme, apparently a male Whelk has a penis, on average, three to four times longer than it's body.
Oh to be a lady Whelk, eh......
That would be what VWE stands for then.
Hmmm.... V V V V V V WE me thinks!!
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How many very's are involved in your very whelk endowed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can now collect Tesco Clubcard points on the train.
Actually that is bollocks but my mate pissed himself laughing when I handed over my clubcard along with my debit card to pay. So gullible...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Star Trek (The Original Series)" and "Midsommer Murders" are the only two series in the (short) history of television which use a 'Theremin' (an early electronic musical instrument) in their intro theme music.
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I always thought that was soprano Loulie Jean Norman, not a Theremin? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Star Trek (The Original Series)" and "Midsommer Murders" are the only two series in the (short) history of television which use a 'Theremin' (an early electronic musical instrument) in their intro theme music.
I always thought that was soprano Loulie Jean Norman, not a Theremin?"
I know - I had understood it was a human voice too, but that was what was said in the documentary 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are people REALLY that keen on having pictures fabbed? Jesus wept.......Facebookesque... "
I got a message from a guy telling me he had fabbed my pics so could I go and fab his. |
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