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Marmite

By *ony tunnel OP Man over a year ago

birkenhead

I have never had Marmite,so I asked one of my mates what does it taste like.His answer was "shit with nuts in"how would you describe the taste.??

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Like tangy poo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Intense.....and very much worth trying

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can’t even get my nose near it never my mind my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A delicious blend of rich umami and bitterness, im not joking i literally eat marmite out the jar with a spoon

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

I bloody love marmite! It tastes tangy & beefy! My favourite toast topping!

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By *MCMan over a year ago

London/EA

"Like tangy poo. "

Do we dare ask how you first established what this tasted like before comparing marmite?

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By *ony tunnel OP Man over a year ago

birkenhead

Yes Im wondering that as well AMC.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Mr loves it yet Mrs hates it. Their marketing is definitely spot on!

Didn't realise how difficult it would be to describe the taste

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Salty beefy goodness

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By *aptinfaptastikMan over a year ago

Derby

It’s the Smell of Burton upon trent on a bad day

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By *aptinfaptastikMan over a year ago

Derby

"Salty beefy goodness "

No meat in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It has a strong umami flavour that is delicious

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Oh I love Marmite, especially on crumpets

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Salty beefy goodness

No meat in it "

I know its the waste product from the manufacturer of beer, its beer poo!

Was asked to describe the taste!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Have you ever eaten a twiglet? Like that but 100 times worse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever eaten a twiglet? Like that but 100 times worse

Dude dont be dissing twiglets! Stick a tub of those in front of me and itll be empty within the hour!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

O god, marmite factory is not too far from me and it wafts to my house if the winds in the wrong direction

i use it when cooking especially in a roast dinner on beef, gravy stock, roast potatoes, stew ect but on toast? No give me the sick bucket.

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Have you ever eaten a twiglet? Like that but 100 times worse

I’m rather partial to Twiglets

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"Have you ever eaten a twiglet? Like that but 100 times worse

I’m rather partial to Twiglets

Not slathered in marmite though

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By *sBlueWoman over a year ago

Up North

I like marmite but not too much of it

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Have you ever eaten a twiglet? Like that but 100 times worse

I’m rather partial to Twiglets

Not slathered in marmite though

Too messy

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

It’s good for you.

Puts hairs on your chest but, does t half make them sticky when it dries

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

I'm not bothered about marmite. It's ok.

I do love marmite cashews because the taste really works with the bland creaminess of cashew.

It's a deeply savoury, salty, rich umami taste. I find a very little goes a long way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I buy it for the dog, he loves it on toast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow i can't even think about descriptors ... Tangy, bitter, intense??

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By *ony tunnel OP Man over a year ago

birkenhead

I think I might get a jar.You say its beefy and salty,they are 2 of my favourite tastes.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Have you ever eaten a twiglet? Like that but 100 times worse

Dude dont be dissing twiglets! Stick a tub of those in front of me and itll be empty within the hour!

You can have them all !

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Have you ever eaten a twiglet? Like that but 100 times worse

I’m rather partial to Twiglets

Haha I know, just the special ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever eaten a twiglet? Like that but 100 times worse

Dude dont be dissing twiglets! Stick a tub of those in front of me and itll be empty within the hour!

You can have them all ! "

Gladly!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Like tangy poo.

Do we dare ask how you first established what this tasted like before comparing marmite?

Sssssssh. We shall never speak of this again.

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I can't begin to describe it... marmite is the only food stuff to make me feel physically sick.

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By *azzle99Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

A big dollop in macaroni cheese

Spread on toast before melting the cheese

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