Hey

By *onny123300 OP Man over a year ago

fleetwood

Anyone fancy a dirty fone wank now ?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just cleaned my phone, sorry.

By *onny123300 OP Man over a year ago

fleetwood

By *eisty LadyWoman over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove

Do you give your phone a hand job?

Each to their own

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The person you called is unavailable right now, please record your grunting after the beep.

By *onny123300 OP Man over a year ago

fleetwood

Everyone's a comedian!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My phone is pretty grubby so youre welcome to clean it. I got some wet wipes and screen polish under the sink you can use

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once caught my Nokia 3310 rubbing numbers with a Blackberry. Dirty bitch seemed to be into OAP’s (old aged phones)