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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"If you've got a foreskin, roll that bad boy back (ever so gently) and give it a good clean. Cheese is only good on a board, not on your willy.
I do that every night. Cheese free zone  x"
Good boy.  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"If you've got a foreskin, roll that bad boy back (ever so gently) and give it a good clean. Cheese is only good on a board, not on your willy.
I do that every night. Cheese free zone x
Good boy. "
Surely it would just be more economic and logical to wipe it on the board |
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"If you've got a foreskin, roll that bad boy back (ever so gently) and give it a good clean. Cheese is only good on a board, not on your willy.
I do that every night. Cheese free zone x
Good boy.
Surely it would just be more economic and logical to wipe it on the board "
With a cracker? Aim is to never have cheese in the first place  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"If you've got a foreskin, roll that bad boy back (ever so gently) and give it a good clean. Cheese is only good on a board, not on your willy.
I do that every night. Cheese free zone x
Good boy.
Surely it would just be more economic and logical to wipe it on the board
With a cracker? Aim is to never have cheese in the first place "
But Meli wants cheese. Has to get on the board somehow! |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
Daily brushing of teeth is an imperative; halitosis, foul breath, is a common problem in all of Ireland; although some experts conject that the origin of this foulness lies further down within the body, and is linked to the increased consumption of certain foods.
But in the meantime teeth brushing, at least daily, and for at least two minutes would be welcomed!  |
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"If you've got a foreskin, roll that bad boy back (ever so gently) and give it a good clean. Cheese is only good on a board, not on your willy.
I do that every night. Cheese free zone x
Good boy.
Surely it would just be more economic and logical to wipe it on the board
With a cracker? Aim is to never have cheese in the first place
But Meli wants cheese. Has to get on the board somehow! "
Off to Tesco to get some cheddar and some crackers. Anybody want pickled onions with that?  |
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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago
Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters |
- brush teeth twice a day
- wash hands after every bathroom visit (yes, that includes public toilets, fellas)
- keep finger and toe nails trimmed neat and short
- keep finger and toe nails clean
- if bearded then wash it and trim/shape it |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
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- if bearded then wash it and trim/shape it"
Just to adjust slightly, avoid cutting and trimming as much as possible as best you can while growing out for a specific length (other than to fix split ends). It is not unhygienic to leave untrimmed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you've got a foreskin, roll that bad boy back (ever so gently) and give it a good clean. Cheese is only good on a board, not on your willy."
What about pizza? |
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Wipe after you pee. If someone is going to be visiting the vicinity it is polite to lay out an edible spread. Also note the no cheese advice above.
Clean, trim and file your nails. Run your nails over your penis, if it catches or feels sharp use a nail file to smooth it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't leave sharp pointy bits when you cut your nails, invest in a nail file. Nothing hurts like your bits being sliced by a jagged nail. "
Not just a nail file, but a 4 sided one to remove the ridges, smooth them, and shine them as well. At least, I imagine they sell those...  |
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"When your boxers get a hole in throw them in the bin. Don’t keep wearing them until Christmas when someone buys you some new ones "
And don’t try and get 2 days wear out of them by turning them inside out |
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"When your boxers get a hole in throw them in the bin. Don’t keep wearing them until Christmas when someone buys you some new ones
And don’t try and get 2 days wear out of them by turning them inside out "
Noted x |
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"When your boxers get a hole in throw them in the bin. Don’t keep wearing them until Christmas when someone buys you some new ones
And don’t try and get 2 days wear out of them by turning them inside out "
I get 2 days wear before I turn them |
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"When your boxers get a hole in throw them in the bin. Don’t keep wearing them until Christmas when someone buys you some new ones
And don’t try and get 2 days wear out of them by turning them inside out
I get 2 days wear before I turn them "
Resourceful. Are you Bear Grylls? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t bleach the skiddies off the toilet bowl. Just piss on them next time
Psst....doesn't work x"
As a great man once said. Do it with a semi, get a bit of pressure on it  |
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"Don't leave sharp pointy bits when you cut your nails, invest in a nail file. Nothing hurts like your bits being sliced by a jagged nail.
Not just a nail file, but a 4 sided one to remove the ridges, smooth them, and shine them as well. At least, I imagine they sell those... "
Knew there was a reason I liked you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't leave sharp pointy bits when you cut your nails, invest in a nail file. Nothing hurts like your bits being sliced by a jagged nail.
Not just a nail file, but a 4 sided one to remove the ridges, smooth them, and shine them as well. At least, I imagine they sell those...
Knew there was a reason I liked you "
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