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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Please somebody give me the formula to make this site work. Sometimes chats go great and you think it's going somewhere then they stop messaging randomly xx ????????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fill in your profile later.

Start a thread about profile help.

Wave your penis seductively at women.

Start a thread women aren't taking the bait.

Answer meet now requests immediately.

Always go bareback, it's fun.

Be horny, horny horny horny.

Lose your mind and repeat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fill in your profile later.

Start a thread about profile help.

Wave your penis seductively at women.

Start a thread women aren't taking the bait.

Answer meet now requests immediately.

Always go bareback, it's fun.

Be horny, horny horny horny.

Lose your mind and repeat.

I've done all this and still nothing.

I was in Lidl at the time though.

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Please somebody give me the formula to make this site work. Sometimes chats go great and you think it's going somewhere then they stop messaging randomly xx ????????"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

x3+y3+z3=k

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be yourself.

Unless you are actually a dick.

Then pretend to be someone else.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dick pic

Remote control

Or can beer

Stir constantly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fill in your profile later.

Start a thread about profile help.

Wave your penis seductively at women.

Start a thread women aren't taking the bait.

Answer meet now requests immediately.

Always go bareback, it's fun.

Be horny, horny horny horny.

Lose your mind and repeat.

I've done all this and still nothing.

I was in Lidl at the time though. "

If you were in the middle isle I understand why it didn’t work. It’s so easy to get distracted by a belt sander right next to a lava lamp.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck like a dyson patience is key

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"x3+y3+z3=k"

Tried that. I've filled three chalk boards with formulas haha and my theorems aren't adding up. I've even watched the film theory of everything lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be yourself.

Unless you are actually a dick.

Then pretend to be someone else. "

I did that but the person I pretended to be was an even bigger dick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be yourself.

Unless you are actually a dick.

Then pretend to be someone else.

I did that but the person I pretended to be was an even bigger dick."

The dick is obviously strong within you.

No escaping it.

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By *teve_it_aloneMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

It’s maybe not working as you don’t have the “Sydney Uni” photo ‘disclaimer’.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Be yourself.

Unless you are actually a dick.

Then pretend to be someone else. "

I tend to think I'm decent guy I'm not a dick. Just want some quality meets, or one regular lady I'm not asking for much actually. I wasn't able to accom but I can now and still nothing lol. This site baffles me I don't know why I keep paying for site supporter. Get nothing in return x

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Everyone thinks the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist when it fact it was convincing the fab world a formula exists.

Best advice is don't take advice from random people on the internet because that never works and that includes the advice I've just given you.

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Be yourself.

Unless you are actually a dick.

Then pretend to be someone else.

A site suppoter isn't paying for sex so maybe that assumption is where you are going wrong. You get lots of things in return.

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman over a year ago

Thurrock

There's is no winning FAB formula, there are approximately 100 guys on this site to every woman & couple so it's inevitable most guys are going to find the site disappointing unless your expecting every woman & couple to have a meet every 3 days which let's face it with families & day to day life us never gonna happen

So many guys have been on here a year before they get their first meet so the fact your having conversations already you are obviously doing something right, stick with it, be yourself

Try attending clubs or local social events it's a good way of getting to know likeminded people

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Be yourself.

Unless you are actually a dick.

Then pretend to be someone else.

A site suppoter isn't paying for sex so maybe that assumption is where you are going wrong. You get lots of things in return."

Your right 100%, for sure it's not paying for sex. But with the gold symbol on my profile or anybody elses profile it should indicate that we are genuinely looking for quality meets. If you know what I mean x

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

The best advice I can give OP is to be yourself.

Most people will see through bullshit in here,but also don’t feel you have to change just to please others.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There's is no winning FAB formula, there are approximately 100 guys on this site to every woman & couple so it's inevitable most guys are going to find the site disappointing unless your expecting every woman & couple to have a meet every 3 days which let's face it with families & day to day life us never gonna happen

So many guys have been on here a year before they get their first meet so the fact your having conversations already you are obviously doing something right, stick with it, be yourself

Try attending clubs or local social events it's a good way of getting to know likeminded people "

Well thank you. I wanna try Liberty Elite, Amigos and or Purple Mamba. The rest of the club's around me I've been before but it's not what I'm looking for.

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Be yourself.

Unless you are actually a dick.

Then pretend to be someone else.

A site suppoter isn't paying for sex so maybe that assumption is where you are going wrong. You get lots of things in return.

There are many people who aren't site supporters who are also genuinely looking for quality meets. It has absolutely no bearing on how genuine you are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be yourself.

Unless you are actually a dick.

Then pretend to be someone else.

A site suppoter isn't paying for sex so maybe that assumption is where you are going wrong. You get lots of things in return.

Or it just means you want to perv at the videos.

Chats, socials, meets, nothing is guaranteed.

There are 1000's of people on here and you have to just find one that you click with. Or more than one, depending on what you want.

It's not easy, and as previously stated, not guaranteed.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Most people are not compatible with most other people. So we should expect that most chats will lead to a dead end, once 1 or both sides realise that there's not a good enough match

Realistic expectations are important.

You can still be a realistic optimist.

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By *adbury girlWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Fill in your profile later.

Start a thread about profile help.

Wave your penis seductively at women.

Start a thread women aren't taking the bait.

Answer meet now requests immediately.

Always go bareback, it's fun.

Be horny, horny horny horny.

Lose your mind and repeat.

I've done all this and still nothing.

I was in Lidl at the time though. "

I think this may have been better in Sainsburys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The secret to FAB is…… there isn’t one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was in Lidl at the time though.

I think this may have been better in Sainsbury. "

Now you tell me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was in Lidl at the time though.

I think this may have been better in Sainsbury.

Now you tell me

Lol mate not being a man perv or anything but do you play rugby?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol mate not being a man perv or anything but do you play rugby? "

Man perv

I'm afraid I'm too old and brittle for such larks these days.

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman over a year ago

Thurrock

"Be yourself.

Unless you are actually a dick.

Then pretend to be someone else.

A site suppoter isn't paying for sex so maybe that assumption is where you are going wrong. You get lots of things in return.

It's £5 a month that doesn't signal quality to me it just suggests your happy to support the site owners

I personally think we should be paying around £20 a month as that would get rid of a lot of the time wasters, picture collector & those just here for wank chat

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Offer cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Offer cake

Actually that might work. I work with high end food lol x

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Be yourself.

Unless you are actually a dick.

Then pretend to be someone else.

A site suppoter isn't paying for sex so maybe that assumption is where you are going wrong. You get lots of things in return.

What is a 'quality' meet ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Be yourself.

Unless you are actually a dick.

Then pretend to be someone else.

A site suppoter isn't paying for sex so maybe that assumption is where you are going wrong. You get lots of things in return.

What is a 'quality' meet ?"

In my opinion a quality meet is something that goes very well, connection is great the sex goes well and has the potential for a guaranteed second meet.

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Be yourself.

Unless you are actually a dick.

Then pretend to be someone else.

A site suppoter isn't paying for sex so maybe that assumption is where you are going wrong. You get lots of things in return.

What is a 'quality' meet ?

In my opinion a quality meet is something that goes very well, connection is great the sex goes well and has the potential for a guaranteed second meet. "

Ah right

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By *melia DominaTV/TS over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

I have the winning formula for guys on FAB!!!

Take notes there will be an exam afterwards.....

1. Profile - make it interesting. Show your personality.

2. Images - take a range. Head, full. On location, at home. If you need a dick pick. Pick one only!

3. Look to other successful male profiles and see what they are doing that you are not. Get inspired.

4. Online presence - be active in the community - forum posting, chatrooms, use your camera. Show your personality. Let people get to know you.

5. Off line presence - be social - attend social events, club events. Be friendly. Get noticed. Show your personality. Let people get to know you.

7. If you are going to message - make sure you fit their criteria first. Send a clear picture. Be genuine.

They may miss your message. Wait a few weeks, before you try again.

If nothing on the second time. Cross them of the list and move on.

8. Don't be a dick! You will be found out.

9. Don't be entitled! You will be found out.

Happy FABBING

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fill in your profile later.

Start a thread about profile help.

Wave your penis seductively at women.

Start a thread women aren't taking the bait.

Answer meet now requests immediately.

Always go bareback, it's fun.

Be horny, horny horny horny.

Lose your mind and repeat.

You forgot the most important - make constant updates “looking to empty my balls today”

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Please somebody give me the formula to make this site work. Sometimes chats go great and you think it's going somewhere then they stop messaging randomly xx ????????"

Apart from everything already mentioned... patience.

8 weeks is nothing in Fab land.

I think the biggest issues for most sungle men is that their expectations don't match the reality of Fab.

There's very few women in relation to men.

Have you considered clubs. I generally think it's a much better option than Fab for actual sex.

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