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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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New to the site and it seems difficult to get traction! How many dick pics should one have on their profile?! And are these more likely to attract guys or girls?? Cos this place seems to be quite cock heavy already (or at least that’s my experience…)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1 does the job.
Bonus points for tape measure markings……..apparently  "
Ha! I’ll keep this in mind, and watch out for that springed return of the tape!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One at most but none at all also works for us.
If people want to see your dick in greater detail and from multiple angles let them do it in a hotel room.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have 73 friend only pictures all of my dick.
My dick in the gym.
My dick eating spaghetti bolognaise.
My dick sleeping.
My dick in Ukraine.
My dick watching bargain hunt.
Just dick.
That’s really all a profile needs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You definitely need one from every angle, then there’s the comparing to household/random objects like the remote, housephone (if you still have one), empty toilet roll, lighter, deodorant tin etc. God that’s a good few pics you’ll need lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1-3 is enough, if theyre just an erect penis shot from different angles then youre not doing yourself many favours in my opinion. Its more acceptable if it was a body shot with penis in shot too, like a shower pic, unzipped jeans and unbuttoned shirt, and naked on the bed etc.
Having more than 3 then you need to get creative and make them fun so theyre not just a dick pic (and i dont mean using some object as a measuring device cos thats just old and overdone)
It helps to do a little reconnaissance though, check out guys whove had a few meets with ither women, see how theyve done things for a little inspiration. Once youve worked out your style then the rest is down to your personality and how you come across as a person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have 73 friend only pictures all of my dick.
My dick in the gym.
My dick eating spaghetti bolognaise.
My dick sleeping.
My dick in Ukraine.
My dick watching bargain hunt.
Just dick.
That’s really all a profile needs."
Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t have any in my public pics and only really one in my friends pics, if people want them it’s better that they ask to see them than them be on show in my opinion."
I definitely agree and I’m exactly the same but each to their own I’d say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe one or two if you’re happy to show on your public pics … I’d say one arty full-body shot and one with a closer view?
Please don’t send dick only pics in a first hello message though - if someone does want to have a quick look they can look on your gallery when they chose rather than hiiii here’s my dick  X |
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Lets see.....
1. from the right.
1. from the left.
1 from the front
1. from the back
1. from underneath the balls
1. ariel view replete with japs eye.
1. shaven
1. hairy as hell
1. in a woman's vag
1. in a woman's arse
1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )
1. being throttled
1. spaffing a load
1. looking red and angry
1. floppy and titchy tiny .....
1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....
1. bulging behind your whiteys .....
mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lets see.....
1. from the right.
1. from the left.
1 from the front
1. from the back
1. from underneath the balls
1. ariel view replete with japs eye.
1. shaven
1. hairy as hell
1. in a woman's vag
1. in a woman's arse
1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )
1. being throttled
1. spaffing a load
1. looking red and angry
1. floppy and titchy tiny .....
1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....
1. bulging behind your whiteys .....
mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so. "
You can’t say japseye.
People get very emotional about it.
I found this out recently.
Ironically…. On a site full of them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It doesn't say japs eye.....
it sayssssss ja pse ye .... it's German for piss on you."
Ah yes, the old German dialect of the Bavarian region.
I got you. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Lets see.....
1. from the right.
1. from the left.
1 from the front
1. from the back
1. from underneath the balls
1. ariel view replete with japs eye.
1. shaven
1. hairy as hell
1. in a woman's vag
1. in a woman's arse
1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )
1. being throttled
1. spaffing a load
1. looking red and angry
1. floppy and titchy tiny .....
1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....
1. bulging behind your whiteys .....
mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so. "
You forgot the 1 encased in a stocking! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lets see.....
1. from the right.
1. from the left.
1 from the front
1. from the back
1. from underneath the balls
1. ariel view replete with japs eye.
1. shaven
1. hairy as hell
1. in a woman's vag
1. in a woman's arse
1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )
1. being throttled
1. spaffing a load
1. looking red and angry
1. floppy and titchy tiny .....
1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....
1. bulging behind your whiteys .....
mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so. "
Poking through a hole in jeans |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Lets see.....
1. from the right.
1. from the left.
1 from the front
1. from the back
1. from underneath the balls
1. ariel view replete with japs eye.
1. shaven
1. hairy as hell
1. in a woman's vag
1. in a woman's arse
1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )
1. being throttled
1. spaffing a load
1. looking red and angry
1. floppy and titchy tiny .....
1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....
1. bulging behind your whiteys .....
mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so.
Poking through a hole in jeans "
Will grey joggies do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lets see.....
1. from the right.
1. from the left.
1 from the front
1. from the back
1. from underneath the balls
1. ariel view replete with japs eye.
1. shaven
1. hairy as hell
1. in a woman's vag
1. in a woman's arse
1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )
1. being throttled
1. spaffing a load
1. looking red and angry
1. floppy and titchy tiny .....
1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....
1. bulging behind your whiteys .....
mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so.
Poking through a hole in jeans
Will grey joggies do? "
Not for that shot |
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"Lets see.....
1. from the right.
1. from the left.
1 from the front
1. from the back
1. from underneath the balls
1. ariel view replete with japs eye.
1. shaven
1. hairy as hell
1. in a woman's vag
1. in a woman's arse
1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )
1. being throttled
1. spaffing a load
1. looking red and angry
1. floppy and titchy tiny .....
1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....
1. bulging behind your whiteys .....
mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so. "
No portfolio is complete without some comedy ones?!
- stick on eyes or glasses,
- Elephant pants,
- posing with a prison number underneath
and finally, for the more discerning, perhaps an Elizabethan ruff cock ring!  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Lets see.....
1. from the right.
1. from the left.
1 from the front
1. from the back
1. from underneath the balls
1. ariel view replete with japs eye.
1. shaven
1. hairy as hell
1. in a woman's vag
1. in a woman's arse
1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )
1. being throttled
1. spaffing a load
1. looking red and angry
1. floppy and titchy tiny .....
1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....
1. bulging behind your whiteys .....
mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so.
Poking through a hole in jeans
Will grey joggies do?
Not for that shot "
Not even poking out the top? I bought a pair specially for this very shot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lets see.....
1. from the right.
1. from the left.
1 from the front
1. from the back
1. from underneath the balls
1. ariel view replete with japs eye.
1. shaven
1. hairy as hell
1. in a woman's vag
1. in a woman's arse
1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )
1. being throttled
1. spaffing a load
1. looking red and angry
1. floppy and titchy tiny .....
1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....
1. bulging behind your whiteys .....
mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so.
Poking through a hole in jeans
Will grey joggies do?
Not for that shot
Not even poking out the top? I bought a pair specially for this very shot. "
 Im sure you said you'd never wear them?! |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Lets see.....
1. from the right.
1. from the left.
1 from the front
1. from the back
1. from underneath the balls
1. ariel view replete with japs eye.
1. shaven
1. hairy as hell
1. in a woman's vag
1. in a woman's arse
1. being sucked ( gender indeterminate )
1. being throttled
1. spaffing a load
1. looking red and angry
1. floppy and titchy tiny .....
1. just standing to attention and feeling great.....
1. bulging behind your whiteys .....
mmmmmmmmm about 16 or so.
Poking through a hole in jeans
Will grey joggies do?
Not for that shot
Not even poking out the top? I bought a pair specially for this very shot.
Im sure you said you'd never wear them?! "
I know, I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unless you have something exceptional like a piercing or a monster sized cock compared to your body shape, then there's probably no reason to put any dick pics. They don't serve much purpose and rarely will anyone who's a real person ask for one |
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"Unless you have something exceptional like a piercing or a monster sized cock compared to your body shape, then there's probably no reason to put any dick pics. They don't serve much purpose and rarely will anyone who's a real person ask for one"
Really?? you believe rarely 'real' people will ask? Sounds a bit phallus fallacy to me.
ok this might be true possibly because
- virtually every male profile has "one or two" making question moot. (not "moo" Joey)
- you are not interested because you have no intention of seeing or touching it during play
- you deal with a lot of fakes and pic collectors
because I can assure you this 'real' couple wants to know!
First bite is with the eye. If you wouldn't put it in your mouth it 'aint goin nowhere else. Each to their own but for us, getting dressed up and hotel to find an unexpected baby carrot with balanitis is an expensive waste of time. A few select images is enough, though credit will be given to those that try Granny's list above. |
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