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over a year ago
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"Not exactly read for kip just yet, so, let's see who in the forum is on the same wave length....
There's a nocturnal thread."
You kept that quiet jimbo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not exactly read for kip just yet, so, let's see who in the forum is on the same wave length....
There's a nocturnal thread.
You kept that quiet jimbo
He does a lot for charity too  "
Not all heroes wear capes.
Although Jim does,sometimes , if I ask nicely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was but first day back on here and I’m pooped and my eyes hurt so not for much longer"
Jeeze id be pooped if I was a lass on here.. seems to be 100 blokes to every one lass ha
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"I was but first day back on here and I’m pooped and my eyes hurt so not for much longer
Jeeze id be pooped if I was a lass on here.. seems to be 100 blokes to every one lass ha
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That’s exactly how it is  |
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"Looks like I'm on here buying a lottery ticket then, might join you on that idea of going to bed then... feel free to invade my dreams "
Haha trust me there are a lot of men but a lot of time wasters too so let’s go halves on the lottery ticket |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not exactly read for kip just yet, so, let's see who in the forum is on the same wave length.... "
Its always a b!tch trying to get the frequencies right! |
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"Looks like I'm on here buying a lottery ticket then, might join you on that idea of going to bed then... feel free to invade my dreams
Haha trust me there are a lot of men but a lot of time wasters too so let’s go halves on the lottery ticket "
Time wasters? They should go try there luck on Babestation if there just looking for a horny chat.. I signed up to this for much more haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The bells are ringing...or that may be tinitus
Or your blue balls?....they are nolonger blue....
Scrubbed them clean? Bit of turps? "
I can neither confirm or deny....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The bells are ringing...or that may be tinitus
Or your blue balls?....they are nolonger blue....
Scrubbed them clean? Bit of turps?
And scouring pad  "
phwoarrrrr |
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"Looks like I'm on here buying a lottery ticket then, might join you on that idea of going to bed then... feel free to invade my dreams
Haha trust me there are a lot of men but a lot of time wasters too so let’s go halves on the lottery ticket
Time wasters? They should go try there luck on Babestation if there just looking for a horny chat.. I signed up to this for much more haha "
Horny chat, a few pics and someone to keep you company when you can’t sleep? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The bells are ringing...or that may be tinitus
Or your blue balls?....they are nolonger blue....
Scrubbed them clean? Bit of turps?
I can neither confirm or deny....
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Sounds a bit like last night - ever so diplomatic. What predicaments you find yourself in! |
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"The bells are ringing...or that may be tinitus
Or your blue balls?....they are nolonger blue....
Scrubbed them clean? Bit of turps?
And scouring pad phwoarrrrr"
Bet you have balls as shiny as bowling balls (maybe not so big) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Looks like I'm on here buying a lottery ticket then, might join you on that idea of going to bed then... feel free to invade my dreams
Haha trust me there are a lot of men but a lot of time wasters too so let’s go halves on the lottery ticket
Time wasters? They should go try there luck on Babestation if there just looking for a horny chat.. I signed up to this for much more haha
Horny chat, a few pics and someone to keep you company when you can’t sleep? "
If I wanted pics and a quick wank I'd just get myself onto Redtube, cant really argue with the company though that would be alright  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looks like I'm on here buying a lottery ticket then, might join you on that idea of going to bed then... feel free to invade my dreams
Haha trust me there are a lot of men but a lot of time wasters too so let’s go halves on the lottery ticket
Time wasters? They should go try there luck on Babestation if there just looking for a horny chat.. I signed up to this for much more haha
Horny chat, a few pics and someone to keep you company when you can’t sleep?
If I wanted pics and a quick wank I'd just get myself onto Redtube, cant really argue with the company though that would be alright "
So many tubes and stations I wasn't quite privy to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The bells are ringing...or that may be tinitus
Or your blue balls?....they are nolonger blue....
Scrubbed them clean? Bit of turps?
I can neither confirm or deny....
Sounds a bit like last night - ever so diplomatic. What predicaments you find yourself in! "
it's so secret ,even I was excluded from the briefing room.
I have mostly been observing a tree qnd two cats....
Oh the lives we live |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The bells are ringing...or that may be tinitus
Or your blue balls?....they are nolonger blue....
Scrubbed them clean? Bit of turps?
And scouring pad phwoarrrrr
Bet you have balls as shiny as bowling balls (maybe not so big)"
in all fairness you would need three fingers.. |
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"Looks like I'm on here buying a lottery ticket then, might join you on that idea of going to bed then... feel free to invade my dreams
Haha trust me there are a lot of men but a lot of time wasters too so let’s go halves on the lottery ticket
Time wasters? They should go try there luck on Babestation if there just looking for a horny chat.. I signed up to this for much more haha
Horny chat, a few pics and someone to keep you company when you can’t sleep?
If I wanted pics and a quick wank I'd just get myself onto Redtube, cant really argue with the company though that would be alright "
I can’t help with that one I’m afraid |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Looks like I'm on here buying a lottery ticket then, might join you on that idea of going to bed then... feel free to invade my dreams
Haha trust me there are a lot of men but a lot of time wasters too so let’s go halves on the lottery ticket
Time wasters? They should go try there luck on Babestation if there just looking for a horny chat.. I signed up to this for much more haha
Horny chat, a few pics and someone to keep you company when you can’t sleep?
If I wanted pics and a quick wank I'd just get myself onto Redtube, cant really argue with the company though that would be alright
So many tubes and stations I wasn't quite privy to."
Privy too? It might be my tired brain but I didn't fully understand that  |
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"Looks like I'm on here buying a lottery ticket then, might join you on that idea of going to bed then... feel free to invade my dreams
Haha trust me there are a lot of men but a lot of time wasters too so let’s go halves on the lottery ticket
Time wasters? They should go try there luck on Babestation if there just looking for a horny chat.. I signed up to this for much more haha
Horny chat, a few pics and someone to keep you company when you can’t sleep?
If I wanted pics and a quick wank I'd just get myself onto Redtube, cant really argue with the company though that would be alright
I can’t help with that one I’m afraid "
Damn, because seeing your pictures....... you'd be perfect company.  |
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"The bells are ringing...or that may be tinitus
Or your blue balls?....they are nolonger blue....
Scrubbed them clean? Bit of turps?
And scouring pad phwoarrrrr
Bet you have balls as shiny as bowling balls (maybe not so big)in all fairness you would need three fingers.. "
For one ball or the bunch? |
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"Looks like I'm on here buying a lottery ticket then, might join you on that idea of going to bed then... feel free to invade my dreams
Haha trust me there are a lot of men but a lot of time wasters too so let’s go halves on the lottery ticket
Time wasters? They should go try there luck on Babestation if there just looking for a horny chat.. I signed up to this for much more haha
Horny chat, a few pics and someone to keep you company when you can’t sleep?
If I wanted pics and a quick wank I'd just get myself onto Redtube, cant really argue with the company though that would be alright
I can’t help with that one I’m afraid
Damn, because seeing your pictures....... you'd be perfect company. "
Don’t let that fool you, I would have you playing scrabble and watching marvels films all evening |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So many tubes and stations I wasn't quite privy to.
Privy too? It might be my tired brain but I didn't fully understand that "
So many tubes and stations that I didn't know about : ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The bells are ringing...or that may be tinitus
Or your blue balls?....they are nolonger blue....
Scrubbed them clean? Bit of turps?
And scouring pad phwoarrrrr
Bet you have balls as shiny as bowling balls (maybe not so big)in all fairness you would need three fingers..
For one ball or the bunch? "
all three? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So many tubes and stations I wasn't quite privy to.
Privy too? It might be my tired brain but I didn't fully understand that
So many tubes and stations that I didn't know about : )"
red tube? |
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"So many tubes and stations I wasn't quite privy to.
Privy too? It might be my tired brain but I didn't fully understand that
So many tubes and stations that I didn't know about : )red tube?"
melons tube its great |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looks like I'm on here buying a lottery ticket then, might join you on that idea of going to bed then... feel free to invade my dreams
Haha trust me there are a lot of men but a lot of time wasters too so let’s go halves on the lottery ticket
Time wasters? They should go try there luck on Babestation if there just looking for a horny chat.. I signed up to this for much more haha
Horny chat, a few pics and someone to keep you company when you can’t sleep?
If I wanted pics and a quick wank I'd just get myself onto Redtube, cant really argue with the company though that would be alright
I can’t help with that one I’m afraid
Damn, because seeing your pictures....... you'd be perfect company.
Don’t let that fool you, I would have you playing scrabble and watching marvels films all evening "
Oh my days! That's my kinda night. Sometimes, even give up the board and indulge in free scrabbling (developed out of necessity when we were without the appropriate tools). |
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"The bells are ringing...or that may be tinitus
Or your blue balls?....they are nolonger blue....
Scrubbed them clean? Bit of turps?
And scouring pad phwoarrrrr
Bet you have balls as shiny as bowling balls (maybe not so big)in all fairness you would need three fingers..
For one ball or the bunch? all three?"
Have we gone from your cock being like a lady garden to being a third ball…. My mind is blown |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The bells are ringing...or that may be tinitus
Or your blue balls?....they are nolonger blue....
Scrubbed them clean? Bit of turps?
And scouring pad phwoarrrrr
Bet you have balls as shiny as bowling balls (maybe not so big)in all fairness you would need three fingers..
For one ball or the bunch? all three?
Have we gone from your cock being like a lady garden to being a third ball…. My mind is blown "
It's growing season  |
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"Looks like I'm on here buying a lottery ticket then, might join you on that idea of going to bed then... feel free to invade my dreams
Haha trust me there are a lot of men but a lot of time wasters too so let’s go halves on the lottery ticket
Time wasters? They should go try there luck on Babestation if there just looking for a horny chat.. I signed up to this for much more haha
Horny chat, a few pics and someone to keep you company when you can’t sleep?
If I wanted pics and a quick wank I'd just get myself onto Redtube, cant really argue with the company though that would be alright
I can’t help with that one I’m afraid
Damn, because seeing your pictures....... you'd be perfect company.
Don’t let that fool you, I would have you playing scrabble and watching marvels films all evening
Oh my days! That's my kinda night. Sometimes, even give up the board and indulge in free scrabbling (developed out of necessity when we were without the appropriate tools)."
Sounds like a fun night |
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"Depends on which marvel film...
If your going to bang on Avengers End Game and throw out a monopoly board...........
I'm in"
Any marvels film, monopoly no, takes way to long. What about a game of strip snap? |
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"Depends on which marvel film...
If your going to bang on Avengers End Game and throw out a monopoly board..........."
Monopoly causes rifts, near family splits. There's trauma still linked to the game, ha. |
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"The bells are ringing...or that may be tinitus
Or your blue balls?....they are nolonger blue....
Scrubbed them clean? Bit of turps?
And scouring pad phwoarrrrr
Bet you have balls as shiny as bowling balls (maybe not so big)in all fairness you would need three fingers..
For one ball or the bunch? all three?
Have we gone from your cock being like a lady garden to being a third ball…. My mind is blown
It's growing season "
It is getting warmer out there |
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"Depends on which marvel film...
If your going to bang on Avengers End Game and throw out a monopoly board...........
Monopoly causes rifts, near family splits. There's trauma still linked to the game, ha."
It’s the devils game |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The bells are ringing...or that may be tinitus
Or your blue balls?....they are nolonger blue....
Scrubbed them clean? Bit of turps?
And scouring pad phwoarrrrr
Bet you have balls as shiny as bowling balls (maybe not so big)in all fairness you would need three fingers..
For one ball or the bunch? all three?
Have we gone from your cock being like a lady garden to being a third ball…. My mind is blown
It's growing season
It is getting warmer out there "
as I said, I am a man of mystery , you are now wondering what's in my pants.... well I ain't wearing any pants.... but still, its all an illusion |
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"Strip jenga.
But with mini Mars bars...
Haha I have the most clumsy fingers, wouldn’t end well for me
But definitely would for us "
Not if I wore every item of clothing I own. You would get bored |
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"The bells are ringing...or that may be tinitus
Or your blue balls?....they are nolonger blue....
Scrubbed them clean? Bit of turps?
And scouring pad phwoarrrrr
Bet you have balls as shiny as bowling balls (maybe not so big)in all fairness you would need three fingers..
For one ball or the bunch? all three?
Have we gone from your cock being like a lady garden to being a third ball…. My mind is blown
It's growing season
It is getting warmer out there as I said, I am a man of mystery , you are now wondering what's in my pants.... well I ain't wearing any pants.... but still, its all an illusion"
Well I actually feel that you have play dough genitals that you can shape into anything  |
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"Strip jenga.
But with mini Mars bars...
Haha I have the most clumsy fingers, wouldn’t end well for me
But definitely would for us
Not if I wore every item of clothing I own. You would get bored "
I polished my boots to mirrors.... I am a patient man,and don't forget...Mars bars melting... you would either crack first or pass out of heat exhaustion x |
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"The bells are ringing...or that may be tinitus
Or your blue balls?....they are nolonger blue....
Scrubbed them clean? Bit of turps?
And scouring pad phwoarrrrr
Bet you have balls as shiny as bowling balls (maybe not so big)in all fairness you would need three fingers..
For one ball or the bunch? all three?
Have we gone from your cock being like a lady garden to being a third ball…. My mind is blown
It's growing season
It is getting warmer out there as I said, I am a man of mystery , you are now wondering what's in my pants.... well I ain't wearing any pants.... but still, its all an illusion
Well I actually feel that you have play dough genitals that you can shape into anything "
your intending to sqidge my balls into a detailed scale model of the titanic arnt you... |
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"Strip snap? Never heard of that but if its what my imagine has thought..... what a game that is!
I think I could win this one quite easy "
Meh, I'd loose on purpose. |
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"Strip jenga.
But with mini Mars bars...
Haha I have the most clumsy fingers, wouldn’t end well for me
But definitely would for us
Not if I wore every item of clothing I own. You would get bored I polished my boots to mirrors.... I am a patient man,and don't forget...Mars bars melting... you would either crack first or pass out of heat exhaustion x"
I’m quite stubborn so I would probably pass out first |
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"Strip snap? Never heard of that but if its what my imagine has thought..... what a game that is!
I think I could win this one quite easy
Meh, I'd loose on purpose."
Haha well you might as well just strip off and be done with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Strip jenga.
But with mini Mars bars...
Haha I have the most clumsy fingers, wouldn’t end well for me
But definitely would for us
Not if I wore every item of clothing I own. You would get bored I polished my boots to mirrors.... I am a patient man,and don't forget...Mars bars melting... you would either crack first or pass out of heat exhaustion x
I’m quite stubborn so I would probably pass out first "
that's fine, there's good stuff on netflix at the momment.....I mean, I am fully qualified in first aid.....  |
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"Strip snap? Never heard of that but if its what my imagine has thought..... what a game that is!
I think I could win this one quite easy
Meh, I'd loose on purpose.
Haha well you might as well just strip off and be done with it "
Already am! I'm taking full advantage of this bed, it's a hell of alot comfier than the one at home! |
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"I am terrible at card games ... no idea why
Is when removing clothes are involved?"
I would be fully clothed properly sat in the kitchen making a sammich having either won or lost ...either way, confused and ...hungry |
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"Strip jenga.
But with mini Mars bars...
Haha I have the most clumsy fingers, wouldn’t end well for me
But definitely would for us
Not if I wore every item of clothing I own. You would get bored I polished my boots to mirrors.... I am a patient man,and don't forget...Mars bars melting... you would either crack first or pass out of heat exhaustion x
I’m quite stubborn so I would probably pass out first that's fine, there's good stuff on netflix at the momment.....I mean, I am fully qualified in first aid..... "
Hmmm Is your “first aid” regulation first aid or what you deem it to be. I’m pretty sure Breast fondling isn’t how it’s done |
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"Strip snap? Never heard of that but if its what my imagine has thought..... what a game that is!
I think I could win this one quite easy
Meh, I'd loose on purpose.
Haha well you might as well just strip off and be done with it
Already am! I'm taking full advantage of this bed, it's a hell of alot comfier than the one at home! "
Now if you aren’t in your bed who’s bed are you in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Strip jenga.
But with mini Mars bars...
Haha I have the most clumsy fingers, wouldn’t end well for me
But definitely would for us
Not if I wore every item of clothing I own. You would get bored I polished my boots to mirrors.... I am a patient man,and don't forget...Mars bars melting... you would either crack first or pass out of heat exhaustion x
I’m quite stubborn so I would probably pass out first that's fine, there's good stuff on netflix at the momment.....I mean, I am fully qualified in first aid.....
Hmmm Is your “first aid” regulation first aid or what you deem it to be. I’m pretty sure Breast fondling isn’t how it’s done "
never question a professional at work
Motorboating is a tried qnd tested method of resuss.i read it on the Internet so it must be true..... |
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"I am terrible at card games ... no idea why
Is when removing clothes are involved?I would be fully clothed properly sat in the kitchen making a sammich having either won or lost ...either way, confused and ...hungry"
Oh, I'm hungry. And have to be up in the morning. I'm not enjoying this combination! |
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"Strip jenga.
But with mini Mars bars...
Haha I have the most clumsy fingers, wouldn’t end well for me
But definitely would for us
Not if I wore every item of clothing I own. You would get bored I polished my boots to mirrors.... I am a patient man,and don't forget...Mars bars melting... you would either crack first or pass out of heat exhaustion x
I’m quite stubborn so I would probably pass out first that's fine, there's good stuff on netflix at the momment.....I mean, I am fully qualified in first aid.....
Hmmm Is your “first aid” regulation first aid or what you deem it to be. I’m pretty sure Breast fondling isn’t how it’s done never question a professional at work
Motorboating is a tried qnd tested method of resuss.i read it on the Internet so it must be true....."
Oh the veritable knowledge of the internet. Im pretty sure that could end up with you having a head injury |
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"I am terrible at card games ... no idea why
Is when removing clothes are involved?I would be fully clothed properly sat in the kitchen making a sammich having either won or lost ...either way, confused and ...hungry
Oh, I'm hungry. And have to be up in the morning. I'm not enjoying this combination!"
I am hungry now too |
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"Strip jenga.
But with mini Mars bars...
Haha I have the most clumsy fingers, wouldn’t end well for me
But definitely would for us
Not if I wore every item of clothing I own. You would get bored I polished my boots to mirrors.... I am a patient man,and don't forget...Mars bars melting... you would either crack first or pass out of heat exhaustion x
I’m quite stubborn so I would probably pass out first that's fine, there's good stuff on netflix at the momment.....I mean, I am fully qualified in first aid.....
Hmmm Is your “first aid” regulation first aid or what you deem it to be. I’m pretty sure Breast fondling isn’t how it’s done never question a professional at work
Motorboating is a tried qnd tested method of resuss.i read it on the Internet so it must be true.....
Oh the veritable knowledge of the internet. Im pretty sure that could end up with you having a head injury "
it wouldn't be the first, and I am willing to accept that challenge
I also have jaffa cakes |
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"Motorboating is a tried qnd tested method of resuss.i read it on the Internet so it must be true.....
Oh the veritable knowledge of the internet. Im pretty sure that could end up with you having a head injury "
I think the level of injury will reflect on how committed he was to the cause |
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"Strip jenga.
But with mini Mars bars...
Haha I have the most clumsy fingers, wouldn’t end well for me
But definitely would for us
Not if I wore every item of clothing I own. You would get bored I polished my boots to mirrors.... I am a patient man,and don't forget...Mars bars melting... you would either crack first or pass out of heat exhaustion x
I’m quite stubborn so I would probably pass out first that's fine, there's good stuff on netflix at the momment.....I mean, I am fully qualified in first aid.....
Hmmm Is your “first aid” regulation first aid or what you deem it to be. I’m pretty sure Breast fondling isn’t how it’s done never question a professional at work
Motorboating is a tried qnd tested method of resuss.i read it on the Internet so it must be true.....
Oh the veritable knowledge of the internet. Im pretty sure that could end up with you having a head injury it wouldn't be the first, and I am willing to accept that challenge
I also have jaffa cakes"
Oooh I like to ram them whole in my mouth. I’m starving now |
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"I am terrible at card games ... no idea why
Is when removing clothes are involved?I would be fully clothed properly sat in the kitchen making a sammich having either won or lost ...either way, confused and ...hungry
Oh, I'm hungry. And have to be up in the morning. I'm not enjoying this combination!"
insomnia is a bastard
I am sat watching random vids on YouTube while messing about on here ... exhausted but hopeful |
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"Strip jenga.
But with mini Mars bars...
Haha I have the most clumsy fingers, wouldn’t end well for me
But definitely would for us
Not if I wore every item of clothing I own. You would get bored I polished my boots to mirrors.... I am a patient man,and don't forget...Mars bars melting... you would either crack first or pass out of heat exhaustion x
I’m quite stubborn so I would probably pass out first that's fine, there's good stuff on netflix at the momment.....I mean, I am fully qualified in first aid.....
Hmmm Is your “first aid” regulation first aid or what you deem it to be. I’m pretty sure Breast fondling isn’t how it’s done never question a professional at work
Motorboating is a tried qnd tested method of resuss.i read it on the Internet so it must be true.....
Oh the veritable knowledge of the internet. Im pretty sure that could end up with you having a head injury it wouldn't be the first, and I am willing to accept that challenge
I also have jaffa cakes
Oooh I like to ram them whole in my mouth. I’m starving now "
So if I feed you jaffa cakes, that will distract you from the smooshing of breaststroke....I am taking notes |
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"Motorboating is a tried qnd tested method of resuss.i read it on the Internet so it must be true.....
Oh the veritable knowledge of the internet. Im pretty sure that could end up with you having a head injury
I think the level of injury will reflect on how committed he was to the cause"
go hard or go home. |
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"Motorboating is a tried qnd tested method of resuss.i read it on the Internet so it must be true.....
Oh the veritable knowledge of the internet. Im pretty sure that could end up with you having a head injury
I think the level of injury will reflect on how committed he was to the cause
go hard or go home."
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"Motorboating is a tried qnd tested method of resuss.i read it on the Internet so it must be true.....
Oh the veritable knowledge of the internet. Im pretty sure that could end up with you having a head injury
I think the level of injury will reflect on how committed he was to the cause
go hard or go home.
So you like it hard, eh? Also taking notes "
oh yes.... hard and sweaty. Hahaha if I ain't experiencing heart failure at some point it's a dissopointment |
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"Motorboating is a tried qnd tested method of resuss.i read it on the Internet so it must be true.....
Oh the veritable knowledge of the internet. Im pretty sure that could end up with you having a head injury
I think the level of injury will reflect on how committed he was to the cause
go hard or go home.
So you like it hard, eh? Also taking notes oh yes.... hard and sweaty. Hahaha if I ain't experiencing heart failure at some point it's a dissopointment"
Sex with a side of defib. Duly noted ; ) |
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"Motorboating is a tried qnd tested method of resuss.i read it on the Internet so it must be true.....
Oh the veritable knowledge of the internet. Im pretty sure that could end up with you having a head injury
I think the level of injury will reflect on how committed he was to the cause
go hard or go home.
So you like it hard, eh? Also taking notes oh yes.... hard and sweaty. Hahaha if I ain't experiencing heart failure at some point it's a dissopointment
Sex with a side of defib. Duly noted ; )"
I will bring the jump leads and vasaline.... |
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