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The body fairy gives you ONE cosmetic improvement you can make ..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.. on your own body.
What’s YOURS going to be, my sex-site dwelling friends?
Yeah I *know* you’re proud of your body, flaws and all, and so should everyone be, but this isn’t a body-shaming thread it’s just a bit of hypothetical fun, Fabsters! 
Me? Either a more impressive penis, in terms of beauty, length and girth, or maybe a nice set of abs / 6-pack.
Of course, I know I can achieve the latter by hard work but not the former, but I’m too much of a cake fan at present to get there.
Anyway, over to you ..  |
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I'm a reasonable shape, I'm not short, an average cocck. I don't want to be all bulked or built.
I'm far from ugly but I'm no Brad Pitt. Maybe get the broken nose sorted but that's probably it.
Happy being dull lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Height please  ...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable   "
At least you’re honest on your profile and don’t ‘fab height’ yourself up like a lot of guys
I’m actually only 5ft 5 |
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"Height please ...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable
If only we could swap!
Height swap? Or altogether?"
Height! Haha. Oh god I don’t want to be a man |
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I'd make myself exactly 2" shorter. (Yes I've thought about this before). 6'3" would make a whole host of things a lot easier in life. Buying clothes, fitting in cars, theatre seats, plane seats. Not having to duck under some doorways. I like being tall so I'd only want to shift just enough to help with the above. |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
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"I'd make myself exactly 2" shorter. (Yes I've thought about this before). 6'3" would make a whole host of things a lot easier in life. Buying clothes, fitting in cars, theatre seats, plane seats. Not having to duck under some doorways. I like being tall so I'd only want to shift just enough to help with the above."
Good I’ll take your two inches! Problem solved  |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
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"Height please ...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable
At least you’re honest on your profile and don’t ‘fab height’ yourself up like a lot of guys
I’m actually only 5ft 5"
Sarcasm detected |
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"I'd make myself exactly 2" shorter. (Yes I've thought about this before). 6'3" would make a whole host of things a lot easier in life. Buying clothes, fitting in cars, theatre seats, plane seats. Not having to duck under some doorways. I like being tall so I'd only want to shift just enough to help with the above.
Good I’ll take your two inches! Problem solved "
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"Height please ...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable
At least you’re honest on your profile and don’t ‘fab height’ yourself up like a lot of guys
I’m actually only 5ft 5"
*Removes Sock from Hotlist...... |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
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"Height please ...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable
If only we could swap!
Height swap? Or altogether?
Height! Haha. Oh god I don’t want to be a man "
I know right...who would want to be a man nowadays 
But yes please, lets height swap!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Height please ...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable
At least you’re honest on your profile and don’t ‘fab height’ yourself up like a lot of guys
I’m actually only 5ft 5
*Removes Sock from Hotlist...... "
Haha ok ok I’m 5ft 6  |
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"Height please ...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable
If only we could swap!
Height swap? Or altogether?
Height! Haha. Oh god I don’t want to be a man
I know right...who would want to be a man nowadays
But yes please, lets height swap!!!"
Deal! |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
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"Height please ...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable
At least you’re honest on your profile and don’t ‘fab height’ yourself up like a lot of guys
I’m actually only 5ft 5
*Removes Sock from Hotlist...... "
It was at this moment he knew...he fu%$ed up |
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"Height please ...just one or two inches, honestly that would be enough for me...I'd be unstoppable
At least you’re honest on your profile and don’t ‘fab height’ yourself up like a lot of guys
I’m actually only 5ft 5
*Removes Sock from Hotlist......
Haha ok ok I’m 5ft 6 "
I'll slip you back in, then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The main thing I hate about my appearance I won't mention, as I'm not going to advertise it here
After that, I'd love to have a much better hip to waist ratio , a flatter tummy and a bigger bum.
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I'd like my left leg to work again, please. So I'd like some kind of nerve repair surgery, the likes of which doesn't currently exist. But that's what I'd like.
If they're fresh out of nerves, i might have to plump for the slightly more common tummy tuck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cosmetic? Maybe fix my wonky eye though given it's like that from surgery anyway in I'm guessing it can't be fixed.
Can I have a chat with the fairy and ask him/her to sort my knees/hips/spine out?
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cosmetic? Maybe fix my wonky eye though given it's like that from surgery anyway in I'm guessing it can't be fixed.
Can I have a chat with the fairy and ask him/her to sort my knees/hips/spine out?
Mr"
Scratch that - teeth.
Mr |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
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On top of the cosmetic surgery I've already had and spent a fortune on, can I also have just one session of life long botox, I'm due my next course next week, jeez 3 months goes by so quickly, and again costs a fortune every 3 months ... Cheers Dan xxxxx Suzi |
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