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My neighbour across the road.
She is an almighty pain in the hole. Moans about everybody, everything, knows everybody's business, always telling you about what she's had done to her house.
I had a dream a few months ago that I came home off a night shift and she confronted me about something. Tired of her shite, I ended up rolling about in her front garden and smashed her Rudloph Xmas decoration over her nut.
To say I was disappointed when I woke up is an understatement. |
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"My neighbour across the road.
She is an almighty pain in the hole. Moans about everybody, everything, knows everybody's business, always telling you about what she's had done to her house.
I had a dream a few months ago that I came home off a night shift and she confronted me about something. Tired of her shite, I ended up rolling about in her front garden and smashed her Rudloph Xmas decoration over her nut.
To say I was disappointed when I woke up is an understatement."
Don't do it xx  |
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"My neighbour across the road.
She is an almighty pain in the hole. Moans about everybody, everything, knows everybody's business, always telling you about what she's had done to her house.
I had a dream a few months ago that I came home off a night shift and she confronted me about something. Tired of her shite, I ended up rolling about in her front garden and smashed her Rudloph Xmas decoration over her nut.
To say I was disappointed when I woke up is an understatement.Don't do it xx "
Mr and the weans were howling when I told them.
Best part is when I opened the curtains the next morning the wind had pretty much destroyed Rudolph. I was thinking....".....did I...?"   |
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"My neighbour across the road.
She is an almighty pain in the hole. Moans about everybody, everything, knows everybody's business, always telling you about what she's had done to her house.
I had a dream a few months ago that I came home off a night shift and she confronted me about something. Tired of her shite, I ended up rolling about in her front garden and smashed her Rudloph Xmas decoration over her nut.
To say I was disappointed when I woke up is an understatement.Don't do it xx
Mr and the weans were howling when I told them.
Best part is when I opened the curtains the next morning the wind had pretty much destroyed Rudolph. I was thinking....".....did I...?" "
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My next door neighbour to the left caught the old duffer putting his hand up to my window and having a right good nose as I was walking home from work one day. So I got a Ring camera and still spotted him doing it. Good job it wasn't the girl on the other side of me as she could have been in underwear at the very least.  |
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