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What’s the sexiest thing that someone has said to you ?
A lady once said to me …. “ get here and put your tongue in my mouth “ 
That was it I was ready to rock and roll after that 
A hard passionate kiss
Just what the doctor ordered   |
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"What’s the sexiest thing that someone has said to you ?
A lady once said to me …. “ get here and put your tongue in my mouth “
That was it I was ready to rock and roll after that
A hard passionate kiss
Just what the doctor ordered "
She might have had something stuck in her teeth and didn't have any floss |
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"What’s the sexiest thing that someone has said to you ?
A lady once said to me …. “ get here and put your tongue in my mouth “
That was it I was ready to rock and roll after that
A hard passionate kiss
Just what the doctor ordered
She might have had something stuck in her teeth and didn't have any floss"
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"That I have a dodgy accent
If the cap fits …. Wear it 
It’s not dodgy thou…. Just different
How am ya , bloody dodgy lingo you lot speak 
Oi told you before I’m not a yam yam  "
Yam yam
Yum yum
Shatapppp and sit on my face |
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It wasn’t said, but having a coffee with a woman from a site like this years ago and slid a napkin across the table to me. When I opened it it read “I really want to fuck you”
I left there on heat as they say and arranged a subsequent meeting in a hotel a few days later  |
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By *o1-NeilMan
over a year ago
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I was out in town and I met a girl I knew from 20 years ago and she still looked great, we got chatting and I said
“Would you like to go get some dinner sometime .. she replied
“I want to suck your cock like a pornstar”
Instant semi. But it didn’t happen as she was married and her mates dragged her off |
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"It wasn’t said, but having a coffee with a woman from a site like this years ago and slid a napkin across the table to me. When I opened it it read “I really want to fuck you”
I left there on heat as they say and arranged a subsequent meeting in a hotel a few days later "
I might have to try this with the cashier at Lidl, im all everytime I see him. Hopefully they won't ban me |
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"I might have to try this with the cashier at Lidl, im all everytime I see him. Hopefully they won't ban me "
The speed in which they chuck your shopping through the scanner, I doubt he'll even have time to read it. |
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"I might have to try this with the cashier at Lidl, im all everytime I see him. Hopefully they won't ban me
The speed in which they chuck your shopping through the scanner, I doubt he'll even have time to read it. "
True! I'm sweating trying to keep up with them, can't imagine flirting... |
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"I might have to try this with the cashier at Lidl, im all everytime I see him. Hopefully they won't ban me
The speed in which they chuck your shopping through the scanner, I doubt he'll even have time to read it. "
Ha, this is very true Donis. He may be a speed reader too. Alas, gonna have to re-think my strategy. |
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Just about to walk into a room full of people and see our friends he whispers "I'm going to make you cum so hard later".
I was a jelly for the rest of the night cos I knew he could do exactly that  |
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It was my ex missus she was shuddering through a climax,and she said through clenched teeth "for fuck sake rip me apart".This is a lady who is a non swearer.Of course I obliged and ripped her apart. |
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Making love in the bath once, when the lady I was with said 'oh, you beast'. I had to stop, as I just started laughing uncontrollably.
By the way, having sex in an average family sized bath is difficult |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That I have a dodgy accent
If the cap fits …. Wear it
It’s not dodgy thou…. Just different
How am ya , bloody dodgy lingo you lot speak
Oi told you before I’m not a yam yam
Yam yam
Yum yum
Shatapppp and sit on my face "
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I spent a day in the sun at Kestrels with friends at the end of the day I dropped a young man off at Heathrow to get a train.
As he was getting out the car roof down he leant in pulled away my elasticated dress and popped a kiss on my boob .. I still blush when I think of it daft but very sweet .. he was Hot !! Wonder if he reads the forums and remembers .
Sad to think that was the last romance I had. 2012 just after my lumpectomy when I was feeling pretty vulnerable. |
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"I spent a day in the sun at Kestrels with friends at the end of the day I dropped a young man off at Heathrow to get a train.
As he was getting out the car roof down he leant in pulled away my elasticated dress and popped a kiss on my boob .. I still blush when I think of it daft but very sweet .. he was Hot !! Wonder if he reads the forums and remembers .
Sad to think that was the last romance I had. 2012 just after my lumpectomy when I was feeling pretty vulnerable. "
I’m sure he still thinks of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On first retiring to my room before anything happened she remarked 'you might want to shut the window..'
It was well advised
That’s hot ! "
Sure was! Funny we'd been messaging a lot of filth prior to meeting but this is what really stuck with me.. guess it's always better in the flesh
Don't think it spared the neighbours either tbh! |
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"I might have to try this with the cashier at Lidl, im all everytime I see him. Hopefully they won't ban me
The speed in which they chuck your shopping through the scanner, I doubt he'll even have time to read it.
Ha, this is very true Donis. He may be a speed reader too. Alas, gonna have to re-think my strategy. "
Solution - pay with cash and have the note inside a folded up £20, then slide that to the cashier as you pay |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Whe my favourite army guy tells me to get on my knees and suck his cock.
I so as he says 
No one else gets that from me, just him
What if a say 'please?
not the same "
I'll have to think of some other smooth words. |
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