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Who has the most vertical erection on fab?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.
How so?
Japseye…..
Pirates with an eye patch….
One eye….
I love explaining jokes."
Because it's a line?
Casual racism - gotcha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.
How so?
Japseye…..
Pirates with an eye patch….
One eye….
I love explaining jokes.
Because it's a line?
Casual racism - gotcha "
Did Japanese pirates not exist?
Or are you just deciding this in a lame attempt to accuse somebody of “casual racism”…
Or is it the word Japseye you’re not fond of?
Feel free to start a petition. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.
How so?
Japseye…..
Pirates with an eye patch….
One eye….
I love explaining jokes.
Because it's a line?
Casual racism - gotcha
Did Japanese pirates not exist?
Or are you just deciding this in a lame attempt to accuse somebody of “casual racism”…
Or is it the word Japseye you’re not fond of?
Feel free to start a petition. "
Correct - the seventies called and asked for Japseye back |
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"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.
How so?
Japseye…..
Pirates with an eye patch….
One eye….
I love explaining jokes.
Because it's a line?
Casual racism - gotcha
Did Japanese pirates not exist?
Or are you just deciding this in a lame attempt to accuse somebody of “casual racism”…
Or is it the word Japseye you’re not fond of?
Feel free to start a petition. "
Personally, I fucking hate the word. Makes me cringe every time I see it and it does have racist connotations. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.
How so?
Japseye…..
Pirates with an eye patch….
One eye….
I love explaining jokes.
Because it's a line?
Casual racism - gotcha
Did Japanese pirates not exist?
Or are you just deciding this in a lame attempt to accuse somebody of “casual racism”…
Or is it the word Japseye you’re not fond of?
Feel free to start a petition.
Correct - the seventies called and asked for Japseye back "
Good one…
Only I wasn’t around in the 70’s so clearly it’s been used since.
Get back to me with what word you’d prefer and I’ll use that.
Bet you’re fun at party’s. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.
How so?
Japseye…..
Pirates with an eye patch….
One eye….
I love explaining jokes.
Because it's a line?
Casual racism - gotcha
Did Japanese pirates not exist?
Or are you just deciding this in a lame attempt to accuse somebody of “casual racism”…
Or is it the word Japseye you’re not fond of?
Feel free to start a petition.
Personally, I fucking hate the word. Makes me cringe every time I see it and it does have racist connotations. "
I didn’t come up with it….
Apologies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.
How so?
Japseye…..
Pirates with an eye patch….
One eye….
I love explaining jokes.
Because it's a line?
Casual racism - gotcha
Did Japanese pirates not exist?
Or are you just deciding this in a lame attempt to accuse somebody of “casual racism”…
Or is it the word Japseye you’re not fond of?
Feel free to start a petition.
Correct - the seventies called and asked for Japseye back
Good one…
Only I wasn’t around in the 70’s so clearly it’s been used since.
Get back to me with what word you’d prefer and I’ll use that.
Bet you’re fun at party’s."
So are you if racist jokes are your thing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does someone always have to get offended on every bloody thread! Totally turns a fun thread the other way. It was a joke (maybe not the best joke) but still a joke. Jesus wept!"
Agreed.
Not my best.
I’ll take that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like you’re staring at a Japanese pirate.
How so?
Japseye…..
Pirates with an eye patch….
One eye….
I love explaining jokes.
Because it's a line?
Casual racism - gotcha
Did Japanese pirates not exist?
Or are you just deciding this in a lame attempt to accuse somebody of “casual racism”…
Or is it the word Japseye you’re not fond of?
Feel free to start a petition.
Correct - the seventies called and asked for Japseye back
Good one…
Only I wasn’t around in the 70’s so clearly it’s been used since.
Get back to me with what word you’d prefer and I’ll use that.
Bet you’re fun at party’s.
So are you if racist jokes are your thing "
Oh, yay, you’re still going. |
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By *art123 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Why does someone always have to get offended on every bloody thread! Totally turns a fun thread the other way. It was a joke (maybe not the best joke) but still a joke. Jesus wept!"
Hear hear! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The letter l
Yours is a good contender "
“You don’t understand. I coulda' had class. I coulda' been a contender. I could’ve been somebody instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let’s face it." |
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"The letter l
Yours is a good contender
“You don’t understand. I coulda' had class. I coulda' been a contender. I could’ve been somebody instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let’s face it." "
. An adorable bum though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The letter l
Yours is a good contender
“You don’t understand. I coulda' had class. I coulda' been a contender. I could’ve been somebody instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let’s face it."
. An adorable bum though "
that was the best copy paste message i ever sent anyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can beat Jim, mine has virtually no gap between my cock and my chest. Haven’t got a pic of it though I don’t wank in that position but I’ll upload one. It could be strapped to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical?
A research programme is needed to get a definitive answer to that 
It is. Maybe we should look into this  "
Test Subject 001 here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So vertical that unfortunately reverse cowgirl is painful 
One of the downsides to a too vertical one
Yes. Always a worry you might snap it in half  "
Mine is ideal for cowgirl  |
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"So vertical that unfortunately reverse cowgirl is painful
One of the downsides to a too vertical one
Yes. Always a worry you might snap it in half "
But a plus, works marvellously for standing up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical?
Probable. Blood flow generally reduces with age, so erectile strength can also decline. So it might go a bit droopier, like my boobs "
also on related news covid gives saggy bally |
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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago
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"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical?
Probable. Blood flow generally reduces with age, so erectile strength can also decline. So it might go a bit droopier, like my boobs "
Your boobs look just fine especially with that cock between them!! |
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"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical?
Probable. Blood flow generally reduces with age, so erectile strength can also decline. So it might go a bit droopier, like my boobs
Your boobs look just fine especially with that cock between them!!"
That cock is pretty upright, actually. It hasn't yet suffered the reduced blood flow of age |
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"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical?
Probable. Blood flow generally reduces with age, so erectile strength can also decline. So it might go a bit droopier, like my boobs "
Haha yep! My boobs certainly aren’t where they used to be . I preferred them just under my chin! Those were the days |
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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago
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"Do you think the younger you are the more vertical?
Probable. Blood flow generally reduces with age, so erectile strength can also decline. So it might go a bit droopier, like my boobs
Your boobs look just fine especially with that cock between them!!
That cock is pretty upright, actually. It hasn't yet suffered the reduced blood flow of age "
Ha thanks. No it’s firmly upwards and showing no signs of droopage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine is fairly vertical I think
I just checked, what you on about lol do you mean how straight it isa tree can be vertical but it may not be straight "
A tree can also be horizontal, I blame Eustice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine is fairly vertical I think
I just checked, what you on about lol do you mean how straight it isa tree can be vertical but it may not be straight
A tree can also be horizontal, I blame Eustice "
Eunice.. |
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"Mine is fairly vertical I think
I just checked, what you on about lol do you mean how straight it isa tree can be vertical but it may not be straight
A tree can also be horizontal, I blame Eustice "
thats a dead tree I was talking about a live one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine is fairly vertical I think
I just checked, what you on about lol do you mean how straight it isa tree can be vertical but it may not be straight
A tree can also be horizontal, I blame Eustice thats a dead tree I was talking about a live one "
Blown to death. What a way to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine points up at about 45° but I can also force it vertically down when fully erect.
That means I can grip it between my thighs and have it licked while laying on my stomach.
Which I like |
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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago
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"Mine points up at about 45° but I can also force it vertically down when fully erect.
That means I can grip it between my thighs and have it licked while laying on my stomach.
Which I like"
I think mine would break if I did that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine points up at about 45° but I can also force it vertically down when fully erect.
That means I can grip it between my thighs and have it licked while laying on my stomach.
Which I like
I think mine would break if I did that "
Maybe his is, that’s why it does that |
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"Mine is fairly vertical I think
I just checked, what you on about lol do you mean how straight it isa tree can be vertical but it may not be straight
A tree can also be horizontal, I blame Eustice thats a dead tree I was talking about a live one
Blown to death. What a way to go "
that made me laugh |
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"Where's Richard Carrick? He loved his big straight penis.
Shhhh he’s unlos but I here is you say his name 3 times fast in the mirror he come back "
Haha I quite liked him really even though he didn't do the pic I requested of him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where's Richard Carrick? He loved his big straight penis.
Shhhh he’s unlos but I here is you say his name 3 times fast in the mirror he come back
Haha I quite liked him really even though he didn't do the pic I requested of him. "
Good for a night time giggle read ha ha |
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