A couple come home from a swinging party and after a night of fun and frolicks they get some well deserved sleep! In the morning the wife wakes up and turns to the husband and says:
"wow what and incredible night! But my throat feel like the bottom of a bird cage"
The husband replies
"I'm not surprised you had a cockatoo in there last night!!" |
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Go on then"
You're the train driver, just started the job. Your first long distance journey and the sun is beaming, no clouds in sight. You come to a tunnel for approximately 4 minutes long, leaving the tunnel and the sun blinds your eyes.
What colour are the train drivers eyes? |
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What's the odd one out between the clock, an egg and a wank
You can beat the clock, and you can beat an egg. But you can't beat a wank
Always lady like me
Lol  "
Clocks cum around twice a day, eggs only come after the chicken, but wanking you can cum as much as you want. |
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"You up for a riddle op?
Go on then
You're the train driver, just started the job. Your first long distance journey and the sun is beaming, no clouds in sight. You come to a tunnel for approximately 4 minutes long, leaving the tunnel and the sun blinds your eyes.
What colour are the train drivers eyes?"
My eyes are blue |
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"Let's mix it up let's do limericks aswell
A man named _he sultan of swing(s)
No doubt great at dirty thing(s)
From devon he came
Not from Cork such a shame
If he was so much fun I could bring
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Genius 10 out of 10 for creativeness |
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"Let's mix it up let's do limericks aswell
A man named _he sultan of swing(s)
No doubt great at dirty thing(s)
From devon he came
Not from Cork such a shame
If he was so much fun I could bring
Genius 10 out of 10 for creativeness "
Thanks....your turn |
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"Let's mix it up let's do limericks aswell
A man named _he sultan of swing(s)
No doubt great at dirty thing(s)
From devon he came
Not from Cork such a shame
If he was so much fun I could bring
Genius 10 out of 10 for creativeness
Thanks....your turn"
Ok let me see
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"There was a man from Brazil he bought and electric drill the drill backfired his back retired and his willy shot over the hill!!"
That's why you should always have protection for your willy while you're drilling a Brazillian  |
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"Let's mix it up let's do limericks aswell
A man named _he sultan of swing(s)
No doubt great at dirty thing(s)
From devon he came
Not from Cork such a shame
If he was so much fun I could bring
Genius 10 out of 10 for creativeness
Thanks....your turn"
There was a lady from Cork id love to slip her my pork
I could jump on plane ! She might called me insane
But for id fuck her from Here to Newyork!
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"Let's mix it up let's do limericks aswell
A man named _he sultan of swing(s)
No doubt great at dirty thing(s)
From devon he came
Not from Cork such a shame
If he was so much fun I could bring
Genius 10 out of 10 for creativeness
Thanks....your turn
There was a lady from Cork id love to slip her my pork
I could jump on plane ! She might called me insane
But for id fuck her from Here to Newyork!
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"Let's mix it up let's do limericks aswell
A man named _he sultan of swing(s)
No doubt great at dirty thing(s)
From devon he came
Not from Cork such a shame
If he was so much fun I could bring
Genius 10 out of 10 for creativeness
Thanks....your turn
There was a lady from Cork id love to slip her my pork
I could jump on plane ! She might called me insane
But for id fuck her from Here to Newyork!
Love it!!! "
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If a man comes home to find his wife on her knees completely naked on there newly laid hardwood floor she's got cum dripping out of both sides of her mouth what's the first thing he thinks ?
Atliest the floors level
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"What's the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral one?"
If you don't know, it would explain why your girlfriend can't walk straight after offering you a blowjob. |
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Guy and a girl are set up on a blind date. They meet at a nice restaurant, it all goes really well and after a few glasses of wine they are chattering about party tricks.
He picks up 4 bread rolls, juggles three and balances one on his nose, before he flicks them all into the air and they land in a neat little pyramid.
"Go on then, beat that!"
She smiles. "I can go under this table, give you the best blowjob you ever had and sing ave maria at the same time."
"Rubbish" he says.
So true to her word, she ducks under the tablecloth, gets his cock out and gives him the best gobble of his life, all the while a beautiful soprano comes forth.
As he comes to his special moment, he says to her "That was amazing. You have to tell me how you do that!"
Before she has chance to return to her seat and answer him he notices something on the other side of the table, staring at him from her wine glass.
It was a glass eye.
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"Guy and a girl are set up on a blind date. They meet at a nice restaurant, it all goes really well and after a few glasses of wine they are chattering about party tricks.
He picks up 4 bread rolls, juggles three and balances one on his nose, before he flicks them all into the air and they land in a neat little pyramid.
"Go on then, beat that!"
She smiles. "I can go under this table, give you the best blowjob you ever had and sing ave maria at the same time."
"Rubbish" he says.
So true to her word, she ducks under the tablecloth, gets his cock out and gives him the best gobble of his life, all the while a beautiful soprano comes forth.
As he comes to his special moment, he says to her "That was amazing. You have to tell me how you do that!"
Before she has chance to return to her seat and answer him he notices something on the other side of the table, staring at him from her wine glass.
It was a glass eye.
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THIS MADE ME LAUGH |
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A woman with a micro mini skirt goes into church and sits down the front. The minister is sure he knows her and turns to the verger.
'Verger. Is that Fanny Green?'
The verger replies 'No minister, it's just the way the sun is shining through the stained glass windows.' |
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