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By *yron69 OP   Man  over a year ago

Fareham

On a conference.

Lanyards.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mandatory attendance

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

People

Both in and out of the conference

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

Never been to one but I would imagine it would be the conference itself

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By *yron69 OP   Man  over a year ago

Fareham


"Mandatory attendance "

And hearing those words

“We’ve got a lot to get through this week..”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The fake arse kissing

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By *yron69 OP   Man  over a year ago

Fareham


"People

Both in and out of the conference "

Forced small talk during coffee breaks.

“See sales in Asia Pacific were down 0. 025%..”

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

People who decide to ask questions at finishing time. There’s always one

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull

Ice Breakers. Eeeurgh just get on with the shizzle you don’t need to be my friend or know anything about me

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Ice Breakers. Eeeurgh just get on with the shizzle you don’t need to be my friend or know anything about me "

Isn't that a North Sea Ferry? X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The people full of self importance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brown nosing.

I only go for the free food and evening meal, unless I've been asked to speak.

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By *penbicoupleCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Other people

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"The people full of self importance "

Pretentiousness....makes my teeth set on edge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Trying to stay and awake and look interested

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The person who wants to tell everybody how well they are doing, even when things are tight, they are the one who has “not got enough hours in the day with all the work thier getting” ffs like we care

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

This thread reminds me of the Franz Ferdinand song, the Dark of the Matinee:

I charm you and tell you of the boys I hate

All the girls I hate

All the words I hate

All the clothes I hate

How I'll never be anything I hate

You smile, mention something that you like

Oh how you'd have a happy life if you did the things you like

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By *yron69 OP   Man  over a year ago

Fareham


"This thread reminds me of the Franz Ferdinand song, the Dark of the Matinee:

I charm you and tell you of the boys I hate

All the girls I hate

All the words I hate

All the clothes I hate

How I'll never be anything I hate

You smile, mention something that you like

Oh how you'd have a happy life if you did the things you like"

Enjoy.

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton


"On a conference.

Lanyards."

What's wrong with the little clippy badges we used to wear?

I'll see your lanyards and raise you...crappy tea and coffee dispensers that either dribble out like a 90 year old with an enlarged prostate and kidney stones or gush out like a water cannon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The breakout room, the flip chart in the corner. The dreaded words ‘we’ll need a scribe and a presenter, who wants to volunteer?’

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Queuing for carbs and coffee in silly little cups and saucers , and you have all those crap handouts too, it’s impossible to hold anything or sit down

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By *yron69 OP   Man  over a year ago

Fareham


"On a conference.

Lanyards.

What's wrong with the little clippy badges we used to wear?

I'll see your lanyards and raise you...crappy tea and coffee dispensers that either dribble out like a 90 year old with an enlarged prostate and kidney stones or gush out like a water cannon."

Some wear them like canonical dress.

You try to discreetly read the bade to see that your talking to Keith, project manager …

Agreed the beverage dispensers help not one bit.

What about the pens? Break during the first session.

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"This thread reminds me of the Franz Ferdinand song, the Dark of the Matinee:

I charm you and tell you of the boys I hate

All the girls I hate

All the words I hate

All the clothes I hate

How I'll never be anything I hate

You smile, mention something that you like

Oh how you'd have a happy life if you did the things you like

Enjoy."

It's delivering

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Holidays request for approval/deny. Only thing stopping me is a pandemic

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By *nkforthekinkMan  over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

The word lush

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"Ice Breakers. Eeeurgh just get on with the shizzle you don’t need to be my friend or know anything about me "

This! If I have to do "two truths, one lie" one more time I'm going to flip...

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By *penbicoupleCouple  over a year ago

Northampton


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This! If I have to do "two truths, one lie" one more time I'm going to flip..."

Are you though? Or is that part of the game?!

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath

Logo bricks at night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you class about 3 to 8 men stood in a field discussing how to get the job done in the best way as a conference. They I’d have to say winter, that steel in the end of my wellies gets mighty cold.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Crappy biscuits and coffee out of an urn

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By *yron69 OP   Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Death by PowerPoint

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Death by PowerPoint "

And it never works properly so they explain it to you through the medium of sign language and dance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Man utd

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The people full of self importance

Pretentiousness....makes my teeth set on edge "

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By *P994Man  over a year ago

Travelling

When a speaker opens with a really shitty joke and people still laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The inevitable deathly hangover, having had a jolly the night before with your workmates - you know the score "fancy a quiet one to catch up before the boring morning".... cue getting to bed at 6 am with an 8 o'clock start.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you sit next to the knobhead who always forgets their pen

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Those laser pointy things waved around and used to try and point out the most 'interesting' bits!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Managers that don't know how to do their job or get their post based on who they know and not what they know!

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By *ronmant16Man  over a year ago

Sheffield

Banana's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m so glad I’ve never been employed. This sounds like my idea of hell on earth.

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By *ailingSwagmanMan  over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

The sandwiches

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing


"The fake arse kissing "

This. My last office work had a company one where only management were seen. Yes, most of it was that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ass lickers and fakes laughs..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All

The

People

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Every, single damn thing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Listening to knob heads

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

The fact that it should have been an email.

Never yet been to a conference that needed to exist. Far as I can tell it's just management types squandering the budget so they can stand at the front and feel important.

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

The length of time they go on for. And I’m not a fan of sparse refreshments.

Tea and coffee me up!

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